Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

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Sorry I had to share this lame, meme joke.
 
DSP is a vastly superior person to Melton.

Aaron is closer to DSP.


Yeah, no shit.

That's why this back and forth we had this morning about whether Melton successfully pulled one over on the Farms was homosexual. The data breach is not kayfabe. Not even the retard Melton fanboy reddit believes it is.

If Melton wants to do a victory lap claiming that he felted some people on the Farms into believing he was scared and was gonna flee the country, let him

I agree, but DSP and Melton are similar in how the respond to this specific situation. Melton tries to pretend things aren't getting to him when they are. Of course Aaron and DSP are a closer comparison, but DSP's behavior reminded me of Melton. Besides, I was using Melton and RTU as comparisons outside of that instance since they have so much in common.
Melton seems like the type of guy who feels like he can get away with anything. He got away with the pedo "jokes" for over a decade.

So he very well could not be scared right now.

Let's see if that changes after the authorities get involved.
He's never been negatively affected for his actions. He's threatened to ruin people's lives before and is comfortable in thinking that there won't be any backlash. Notice how he started putting on all these theatrics when KC and the Farms took notice of him? If the Feds get involved I expect him to lose his mind.
 
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I agree, but DSP and Melton are similar in how the respond to this specific situation. Melton tries to pretend things aren't getting to him when they are. Of course Aaron and DSP are a closer comparison, but DSP's behavior reminded me of Melton. Besides, I was using Melton and RTU as comparisons outside of that instance since they have so much in common.

He's never been negatively affected for his actions. He's threatened to ruin people's lives before and is comfortable in thinking that there won't be any backlash. Notice how he started putting on all these theatrics when KC and the Farms took notice of him? If the Feds get involved I expect him to lose his mind.
His entire MO is to ruin peoples lives embarass them etc... and he usually does it too people who don't want to fight back or can't . One thing that Kevin Brennan said he had issues with is Melton will be a evil cunt on the internet then when he sees you in person be like "its okay buddy its just a bit!" I think he thinks the internet thing is a big game and . Also he is very soft (not just his big disgusting gut and tits) I think he will panic like crazy if he knows he is going to do jail time.
 
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I think there is one thing Melton is missing here.
Aaron was not only cucked, he was also the Bull. So if Aaron enjoyed cuck porn, he was reliving fucking Nick's wife and its being watched from Nick's perspective.

Melton is mocking Aaron for enjoying the memory of fucking Nick's wife.
These two retards just can't stop serving up their own Ls on a platinum platter for Aaron to tee off from.

Which I believe might be one of the things they are trying to do here, the only way for Aaron to address the "cuck porn" is to come out and explain that he liked fucking Kayla and humiliating Nick by doing it. Which would violate the court order that Aaron cannot mention Kayla.

Hey Melton, when you go to prison it will be Aaron visiting your wife. If you ask nicely you can get some video footage to jack off to while you get fucked in the ass by a black bull.
 
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I think there is one thing Melton is missing here.
Aaron was not only cucked, he was also the Bull. So if Aaron enjoyed cuck porn, he was reliving fucking Nick's wife and its being watched from Nick's perspective.

Melton is mocking Aaron for enjoying the memory of fucking Nick's wife.
These two retards just can't stop serving up their own Ls on a platinum platter for Aaron to tee off from.

Which I believe might be one of the things they are trying to do here, the only way for Aaron to address the "cuck porn" is to come out and explain that he liked fucking Kayla and humiliating Nick by doing it. Which would violate the court order that Aaron cannot mention Kayla.

Hey Melton, when you go to prison it will be Aaron visiting your wife. If you ask nicely you can get some video footage to jack off to while you get fucked in the ass by a black bull.
"I've seen rivers of cuck porn. Take that Aaron !"
The smartest of SteelToe Alogs, Ladies and Gentlemen.
 
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Even outside of this situation I don't understand the obsession with Aaron. Yeah he's an e-beggar and a cuck but there are so many more interesting Internet weirdos you could squeeze for content. There's a distinct difference between laughing at a lolcow and being a vindictive prick, and this definitely feels like the latter. And I understand Nick behaving that way toward him, he's a narc who was 'betrayed' by Aaron so he's going to do absolutely everything he can to ruin his life. But I don't see why Fatrick treated him as his pet lolcow in the first place. There's no content there.
 
I'm still trying to figure out how Aaron being a pathetic cuck is worse than Melton's sexualization of Aaron's kids or Nick's kid testing positive for cocaine (and being a cuck, legally). Between the 3 of them, Aaron is the only one who hasn't harmed a kid.
It’s fascinating to see how the goal posts are shifted to shit on Aaron, he doesn’t seem like the worst guy, I mean yea he sucks but dammit he isn’t melton or nick.
 
I'm still trying to figure out how Aaron being a pathetic cuck is worse than Melton's sexualization of Aaron's kids or Nick's kid testing positive for cocaine (and being a cuck, legally). Between the 3 of them, Aaron is the only one who hasn't harmed a kid.
Its funny, because at worst Aaron is just... a loser. Nick is speed running his way to a degeneracy induced OD, and Melton is by any metric completely contemptible.

Team Crackets is formed from some of the most bizarre and despicable internet personalities I have ever seen, trying and failing to take down some boomer cuck, and in the process destroying their and their families lives for the internet to watch.

In the words of the late, great, Norm.
 
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