Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

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Lilacs On Fire said:
Luckily if Jason finds a way to juggernaut past the goiter of protection, NAL being NAL on livestream would guarantee CPS yoinks the little guy away before she even leaves the hospital. Maybe he'll get to live somewhere nice like a farm upstate. If there is a just God it'll be a super closed adoption too.
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You say that, but personal experience says no. CPS is ultra regarded. Son of psycho brother was born with meth in system, given back after less than a month iirc in a conservative state. I went to school with purple extension chord marks on me in first grade - they can’t do shit about it in most cases.

Björk Saunders would probably get drowned by NAL after a few years of fake ‘solution’ interventions by CPS or the government and she’d hide it for weeks
 
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dead stiff said:
Actually fucking LongLegs, holy shit

Edit: why does she think having a monster clit is some kind of flex over Porkney? Or over any chick, for that matter?
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Some guys like that, one reason is it's easy to spot, another is it means they're more likely to want to have sex a lot, since you essentially need to be horny a lot for it to grow large. It's a strange fetish but it exists.

It's the opposite of someone undersexual. Lots of people make fun of guys for not finding a clit, but there are women whose clits are so understimulated they can essentially be hidden under the hood, even when aroused.
 
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Flaming_Barghast said:
Some guys like that, one reason is it's easy to spot, another is it means they're more likely to want to have sex a lot, since you essentially need to be horny a lot for it to grow large. It's a strange fetish but it exists.

It's the opposite of someone undersexual. Lots of people make fun of guys for not finding a clit, but there are women whose clits are so understimulated they can essentially be hidden under the hood, even when aroused.
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I get the biology and logic of it in hindsight, but I still see it as the equivalent of saying “I can shove a wine bottle inside of me”. Sure, birth canals are meant to stretch like that, but still it’s a little creepy to say out loud like it’s a brag. Much less to people who aren’t into seeing your gaping orifice.

It makes me wonder if she’s secretly ashamed of her hormonal issues making her have a body builder’s clit and look like a detransitioner. Which is why she’s obsessed with Blair White and Troonz.

But I digress on that, and I’ll be digressing all evening.
 
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She won’t leave him alone, because he’s her last chance at lolcow fame, and he was the only one dumb enough to let her into his life. And the crazy thing is, he most likely will take her back. Holidays are pretty sad when you’re alone at the trailer park. It’s dark early, the wind is blowing outside, whenever you go outside, there’s people getting ready to celebrate with their families. Then there’s Valentine’s Day, and we all know that it’s Josh’s 9/11. She can weasel her way in.
 
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In order to get FOIA in VA you have to be a resident. I hired a lawyer in VA to get all of the FOIA on Jessica Boyle from Virginia Beach PD, this includes body cams, calls, reports, dashcams, etc. This is merely a receipt to the lawyer but the process has started so hopefully nobody else wastes money pursuing this, especially since they are not a lawyer. I can't wait to see this wendigo bitch howl when these get out.
 

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