Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oxyjen]

“It’s only a small town police force”.

Let’s see how that goes.

 

[L Ghia]

My theory is that Nick's on Meth, having delusions of grandeur and that his last gambit is to have a final showdown in court.

It will be televised, the YouTube lawyers and the rest of the world are watching, as Nick takes the stand and retorts like Jonny Depp making jokes like 'YeS! I ToOk a MegA AmOunt of CoCaine'.

People will slowly turn their hate to love, for this rockstar who has a wonderful and charming way with wordsmithing.

His case will be thrown out the moment when Aaron takes to the stand and admits he wanted to defend Kayla with a baseball bat, and HURT Nick.

The cameras pan to the prosecutors; 'Legal Mindset' looks gob smacked and 'Potentially Criminal' has his head in his hands whilst shaking it from left to right.

Nick is then awoken with a furious knock on the door. It's his lawyer; "You're TWO HOURS LATE For Your PLEA HEARING!!!!"

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I think this is what happens when your only life is online, you forget that you actually can't say/do whatever you want and real-world consequences are still a thing no matter how much you plug your ears and act smug on Twitter.

Maybe Rekieta wants that LOTY 2024 so badly that he keeps doing crazy stuff to guarantee it. If that was his motivation, everything he's done until now would finally make some sense.

 

[BathTubShine]

“It’s only a small town police force”.

Let’s see how that goes.

That one retard who thought that pedoMelton is safe because he is in Nevada and not Minnesota is one of my favourite retards.
lol, lmao even.



EDIT:
This is the retard. Dabblefaggots sending their best legal experts.

 

[Briareus]

This is the retard. Dabblefaggots sending their best legal experts.

If I'm not mistaken that's also the Kiwi (derogatory this time) that sat in on the show where Nick spilled his beans regarding April et al. Guy in the blue shirt. The dude that mentors vulnerable children whilst associating with Melton of all people...

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

This fat faggot has to be the worst co-conspirator of all time.

Spoiler: discord screen caps

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Yeah Kiwi Bros, it was all a big GayOp by Melton and Rekieta.
All made up, nothing is real! They totally never conspired in any way.. you were all got good by Melton the comedic genius.

I cannot wait for the PikachuFace.gif when the fat greasy pedo gets arrested and the police explain to his newlywed wife that "we are seizing all electronic devices in the house because your husband has been sexually harassing a 10yo online in his show and conspired to intimidate a witness".

Melton will turn into a crying puddle within seconds, the bodycam footage will be glorious.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Maybe Rekieta wants that LOTY 2024 so badly that he keeps doing crazy stuff to guarantee it.

Speaking of, has there ever been a cow who's won LOTY 2 years in a row before? It might be the most prestigious achievement he ever has, unless the double-murder suicide happens.

 

[Observantwatcherofthings0]

Aaron uses Google. If this is a saved password situation, Google will send an alert anytime a new device logs in. So Nick was likely logging in know a known device. Google logs more than just IP, so I'd say good chances Google has a record of the device first time it logged in and can be matched to occasions since Aaron left.

Unless Aaron is a dipshit and he ignored those warnings.

April got a laptop when she left aarons. It was likely that, that was what the Google account was logged in on.

 

[LiquidKid]

I think this is what happens when your only life is online, you forget that you actually can't say/do whatever you want and real-world consequences are still a thing no matter how much you plug your ears and act smug on Twitter.

Nick has never had real consequences in his entire life. His parent’s and their money always bailed him out. The money ensured he’d get a wife, kids, a home, and be able to never have to seriously hold a job in his life.
Then, all of that lead to him being able to pretend to be a self made family man with legal expertise and build his audience by mooching off of others.
Nick was able to do nothing in life and gain family, property, fortune, and fame. He genuinely felt like he was invincible. And how that he’s facing real world consequences to his actions, he’s tripling down because he still thinks he’s the smartest man in the world and is invincible

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

April got a laptop when she left aarons. It was likely that, that was what the Google account was logged in on.

So far the explanation was that Aaron had logged into his accounts on Nick's streaming rig.

But April having the logged in account on her laptop she received during the divorce would actually make more sense.
It would also drag April into this and she would catch some extra charges as well.

If that is true, then I totally understand why Keanu would be abandoning team Balldo and be concerned for April.
April needs to talk to a lawyer, take the $6000 from Null, release the bodycam footage, and get the fuck out of Dodge.

 

[ItsWhitneyBitch]

Well hello there!.
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Stay Classy, Nick!

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COMEDY
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Exactly!!!! It was this comment I was watching while writing it no joke ahah because this person had a excellent take my friend

That one retard who thought that pedoMelton is safe because he is in Nevada and not Minnesota is one of my favourite retards.
lol, lmao even.



EDIT:
This is the retard. Dabblefaggots sending their best legal experts.
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This is the guy from new Zealand that was on the show This little piggy, at the bottom of the puppet. He's Melton's associate and producer.

 

[Soapmore]

Exactly!!!! It was your comment I was watching while writing it no joke ahah because you had a excellent take my friend

Not my comment, Dee's comment...

Aaron’s admitted to having private xwitter conversations with Sean, BNN, and Elissa. This random change of heart with Geno and Kiki is very suspicious. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s attempting to get ahead of shit and puppeteer everyone to his benefit.

 

[Oh Darn]

Exactly!!!! It was your comment I was watching while writing it no joke ahah because you had a excellent take my friend

So you’re WhitneysTits? And willingly giving Melton the pedophile money?

Jesus christ, log off, lurk more and tell your mom what you’ve been doing with her credit card

 

[AltisticRight]

This is the guy from new Zealand that was on the show This little piggy, at the bottom of the puppet. He's Melton's associate and producer.

That WhitneysTits isn't you right?
You understand that Melton is at the very least a creepy harasser of children? Stop giving him money.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

They're going to need to make a separate lolcow honor award after this.
The Rekieta for a lolcow that goes beyond anyone's lowest expectations of them to be as stupid as possible.

Honorary Julay award, for cows who are worthy of sharing a seat with Chris chan in lolcow pantheon.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

This fat faggot has to be the worst co-conspirator of all time.

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Nobody Likes Onions (07/11/2024 21:17): Leak from Leighton Media: Aaron's broadcasting deal details: he's asking Leighton for $3k a month to do a show for 3 hours a day. Hi SlamPig!
They laughing around Leighton. Thats what he needs to know.
"But what if I sell 4-6 ads for $400 a month too?" Thats right Aaron I know the deal.
Hi SlorePig!

Nobody Likes Onions (07/11/2024 21:22): I can 100% guarantee that's the deal he is floating to Leighton. I SEEN HIS LITTLE PRESENTATION Get this back to Aaron SlapPile!
He's gonna wonder why Leighton would leak it.
THEY THINK YOURE A JOKE.

Nobody Likes Onions (07/11/2024 21:26): If I shared the pdf of the deal Aaron sent over you'd all fall down laughing. He made a little thumbnail like he does for his shows lol

Nobody Likes Onions (09/11/2024 23:10): Browser tabs. Search history. Emails. Voicemails. Texts. YouTube stats and analytics (money). Everything.

Nobody Likes Onions (09/11/2024 23:10): And Aaron be searching "can I be sued for defamation without being served a cease and desist?"

Nobody Likes Onions (09/11/2024 23:12): This is not from April. Aaron signed in himself. On nicks computer. And Nick has meticulously backed it all up for months. And Aaron shut it down this morning. But he has it all saved.

Nobody Likes Onions (10/11/2024 01:42): I literally have the proposal he emailed the station. lol.
You know how now.

Nobody Likes Onions (10/11/2024 01:53): Literally Aaron has been getting legal advice from Sean and Nick could watch it all. Haha.
Nick would send me Aaron panic searching to see if he was defaming me.

This is just an obvious joke! Why aren't you laughing?​

 

[Fapcop]

That one retard who thought that pedoMelton is safe because he is in Nevada and not Minnesota is one of my favourite retards.
lol, lmao even.



EDIT:
This is the retard. Dabblefaggots sending their best legal experts.
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Goddamn, what a fucking moron.

“Well officer, now before you ask for my drivers license, which I don’t have, and comment on the fact that I’m obviously drunk, which I am, let me remind you that there has been no property damage nor monetary or bodily injury, so how about I just drive off. And you can go back to fighting all the serious crime small rural police departments have their hands full with, hmmm?”

That’s some sovcit tier logic there.

If every Melton fan and the gross pedo himself was shoved into a gas chamber, fuck all would happen. Besides the average, national IQ level going up a few points.

I suppose all the preteen rape videos that float around online would also suddenly suffer a massive loss of both seeders and downloaders.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Goddamn, what a fucking moron.

“Well officer, now before you ask for my drivers license, which I don’t have, and comment on the fact that I’m obviously drunk, which I am, let me remind you that there has been no property damage nor monetary or bodily injury, so how about I just drive off. And you can go back to fighting all the serious crime small rural police departments have their hands full with, hmmm?”

That’s some sovcit tier logic there.

If every Melton fan and the gross pedo himself was shoved into a gas chamber, fuck all would happen. Besides the average, national IQ level going up a few points.

I suppose all the preteen rape videos that float around online would also suddenly suffer a massive loss of both seeders and downloaders.

Actually it gets better. They say that AFTER Ralph has a nationwide arrest warrant for merely restreaming a court proceeding, but they obviously won't do anything with this more serious stuff

 

[buttmunch]

This is just an obvious joke! Why aren't you laughing?​

its so weird (and funny) all these self proclaimed comedians don't understand that jokes are suppose to be funny, and make people laugh, not just fill them with disgust and pitty

 

[ItsWhitneyBitch]

So you’re WhitneysTits? And willingly giving Melton the pedophile money?

Jesus christ, log off, lurk more and tell your mom what you’ve been doing with her credit card

I'm feeding the drama, nothing wrong with that? Btw Some of you guys did pay for a membership to his channel. How is that better than me, just saying some quotes from here so they can be on screen to keep this entertaining?

- Oh and I am my mother's legal caregiver, she doesn't have a credit card but thank you for your concerns