Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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Bingo.

Shame they throw the butter out. Is it really not usable after, or couldn't they just use beeswax instead? I think I've seen some people do that
Problem is that it likely ends up with who knows what in it due to the exterior exposure, plus with the meat on the inside being raw you couldn't really use it as butter without cooking it.

And really it's just one of his many "can we do this with meat?" videos that really only serves to generate views. It's not like he's throwing out dozens of pounds of butter a week doing that.
 
Shame they throw the butter out. Is it really not usable after, or couldn't they just use beeswax instead? I think I've seen some people do that
He went through a phase of always doing it with butter. I can't imagine it would be good after a month or so of soaking up raw beef juice and stewing in it.
 
There's one thing I'll say about Guga is he's bold in that he'll use anything to dry age a steak with. Nutella, vegemite, literal MSG. Sure it's clickbaity as hell but it's interesting. He's showing that there's different ways to do so. Sometimes it works out well, sometimes it doesn't.

Shame they throw the butter out. Is it really not usable after, or couldn't they just use beeswax instead? I think I've seen some people do that
The butter would get rancid after that amount of time. And do you really want to eat butter that's not only been drying out but soaking in meat juice for a month?
 
No, I just don't like wasting food (it's why I don't watch many food youtubers). That's why I said he should use a food safe wax.
I feel the same way but it's Guga's thing. He covered steaks in Nutella once. That as far as I'm concerned is a crime. But he paid for it so he can do whatever he wants with it.
 
There's one thing I'll say about Guga is he's bold in that he'll use anything to dry age a steak with. Nutella, vegemite, literal MSG. Sure it's clickbaity as hell but it's interesting. He's showing that there's different ways to do so. Sometimes it works out well, sometimes it doesn't.
I think one of the best was oyster sauce (which is loaded with MSG). He did it with a T-bone, pork belly, a whole chicken, and salmon. Every one turned out well.
 
An AI generated Jack video would have more effort put into it than anything that he has ever done.
Given how much Jack makes AI slop regularly, I won't be surprised if he ends up making AI videos fully given how lazy he is

Anyway

Jack coming in with zero self awareness

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Dickriding Billionaires

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Crumbl Cookie

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Jack you threw a tantrum because Crumbl wouldn't give you cookies right away on a grand opening

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I feel the same way but it's Guga's thing. He covered steaks in Nutella once. That as far as I'm concerned is a crime. But he paid for it so he can do whatever he wants with it.

To be fair to Guga they do always eat the food (or at least some of it). That's nothing compared to the retards on tiktok and whatever who just waste tons of food "for the meme".
And also some of his experiments have turned out pretty interesting, so there is some value in a few of them being complete failures.
 
If I had had as many strokes as he has I'd first of all change my entire lifestyle, lose the fucking weight, start eating properly and above all do the PT.
It's a testament to modern medicine that someone with as many strokes as him can still be alive.
How many blood thinners and BP meds do you think he's on at this point?
 
Fucking lack of self-awareness.

When retards say stupid shit like this, they never say what specific crimes. (spoiler: because there are none)
It always reminds me back in the leadup to 2016 when it was Trump vs Hillary and they would ask people at a Trump rally about Hillary they'd say, "lock her up for her crimes".

When asked "what crimes" the answer was always the same. "Oh you know... her CRIMES!". They never had an answer because "crimes" has always been a nebulous thing. Unless you can point to something specific it's not a crime.

It's a testament to modern medicine that someone with as many strokes as him can still be alive.
How many blood thinners and BP meds do you think he's on at this point?
All of them.

He's exactly the kind of person that should be on Ozempic. It's a diabetes drug that has the added benefit of helping you lose weight. He's diabetic, he's fat, he's got high blood pressure, he's on blood thinners due to his strokes. All of this could be cured by just eating properly and losing weight. But no. It's easier to take pills so you can still go out and eat fast food whenever you want.

And of course he has to call Crumbl Cookies "poison" when he was all for them earlier.
 
And of course he has to call Crumbl Cookies "poison" when he was all for them earlier.

What's funny about Jack acting like a jilted gay lover any time he doesn't get his way is that he'll subsequently reveal himself to still be holding to that grudge years after the fact, despite not having the capacity to remember a menu item he had read out-loud just a moment before (these moments always precede looking at Tammy with the expression of a dog that ran away and returned covered in some other animal's shit it rolled in).
 
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