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Voting results for worst/best playthrough of 2016 by DSPGaming.

Unsurprisingly, Scarface won, with P3 FES being the runners up, Forza and DR1 tied for 3rd, RE0, GTA LCS, DS3 and FFXV tied for fourth, Banjo and Sonic 2006 tied for fifth and SFV, Furi, Starfox Zero and COD IW being tied for sixth place.

(Doom 4, Uncharted 4, Overwatch, Conker, No Man's Sky, Mirror's Edge Catalyst, Deus Ex 4, RE5 Remastered, Last Guardian, BF1, COD 4 Remastered, KOF XIV, Hitman 2016, Attack on Titan, Homefront: The Revolution and Bioshock Remastered got no votes at all)

Thanks for voting! My own Top 5 picks would be (as I didn't state them earlier) 1st: Scarface, 2nd: RE0, 3rd: Dead Rising 1, 4th: Forza Horizon 3 and 5th: Persona 3 FES.
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Good poll with worthy winners!
I myself voted for Furi though. Because it was short and listening to Phil screaming about checkpoints and the ragequit in the end just makes it perfect for me to watch on a dead night.

Also, how come FFXV got 7% for 2 votes when Banjo-Kazooie only got 4% with the same votes?
 
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He starts off by mentioning that his parents gave him money for christmas... :stress:

Edit: 3:15 He pronounces esoteric as 'ay-so-teric' and Leanna says "why the hell would I want to think when I look at this damn calender?"

5:00 He got her a panda plushie and has to point out that it was very expensive because it was imported from Japan. The same type is available in a claw machine at his local arcade but apparently bugged claw machine mechanics...

6:38 XD

8:05 Is this the first time he's mentioned his parents adopting his cousin because his cousin's parents were 'druggies'? Guess we now know he's got competition for any inheritance he hopes to collect...

16:37 He got coal in his stocking one year as a joke and he's still butthurt over it! AHAHAHAHA
 
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Hatoful Dandy said:
He starts off by mentioning that his parents gave him money for christmas... :stress:
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This is pretty much why I think Dickstroke can carry on doing LPs until that aforementioned last viewer drops out. He always has his parents to fall back on if ever he actually needed money. He will actively avoid working for as long as he could, even if it means looking more and more pathetic to his fans and his parents. Said parents are probably aware of Dickstroke's inability to make bank off of YouTube that they practically gave him pity money as a present. It also shows that they're fine with supporting his lazy ass. So yeah, the end doesn't seem to be in sight anytime soon.
 
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5:00 He got her a panda plushie and has to point out that it was very expensive because it was imported from Japan. The same type is available in a claw machine at his local arcade but apparently bugged claw machine mechanics...
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Smart guy, asking his fans to give him money for taxes and bills, talk about how he buys a expensive imported toy for Leanna since he cant get it in a local claw machine. What did it cost to import the plushie compared to win it in the claw machine? Probably much more.

@Qi Meng Dealer Like most parents they are probably willing to support their child, their only actual child, doubt that they would start paying his expenses, bills and taxes for him just like that, perhaps one month, but not constantly.
 
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Seems pretty pathetic for a 35 year old man to recieve money from his parents. Unless it was something like putting money down on a house I don't support that at all. Your son has a BMW and you're throwing him money to help him out? LOL wut.

I've talked to some people who have mortgages. Generally they are cheaper than renting so Dipshit's monthly payment should only be like between 500-1k. He gets that on patreon monthly. If he just toned down his expenses he'd be fine.
 
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So apparently donating to him outside of Patreon pledges also counts towards monthly goals being reached.
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I know this is Phil and I shouldn't be surprised. But when he rants about people not watching him play games they don't like, shouldn't it click in his head that maybe that's the reason why his views are declining?
 
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All this talk of Phil's parents giving him Christmas money has me wondering if he owes them a fuckton of borrowed money at this point.
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thismanlies said:
I know this is Phil and I shouldn't be surprised. But when he rants about people not watching him play games they don't like, shouldn't it click in his head that maybe that's the reason why his views are declining?
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See, that would require the capability to accept even the slightest amount of blame, something Dickstroke has yet to show.
 
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Adolf_Ash said:
Good poll with worthy winners!
I myself voted for Furi though. Because it was short and listening to Phil screaming about checkpoints and the ragequit in the end just makes it perfect for me to watch on a dead night.

Also, how come FFXV got 7% for 2 votes when Banjo-Kazooie only got 4% with the same votes?
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Actually, FFXV got 3 votes.
 
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So apparently donating to him outside of Patreon pledges also counts towards monthly goals being reached.
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I got 30 seconds into the video before I had to pause. He say's that this isn't a replay or a 2nd/3rd time revisiting the game. He insists that this will be the first time he will be playing the game (?) and this time he won't have his hand held by the chat.


Here's a simple solution for him: play obscure or weird indie games instead of a game he's played twice now. But of course, like always, this is Phil and he will never adapt.
 
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All this talk of Phil's parents giving him Christmas money has me wondering if he owes them a fuckton of borrowed money at this point. View attachment 169838
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Wouldn't surprise me if they had to cosign for him on some thing or two in order to enable his move, on top of them being (prob over)supportive parents and now they're starting to feel the heat too.
 
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He said it would be his 1st legit playthrough of DS1 ever and that he beat the other Soulsborne games legit, EXCEPT DS1?


He also stated that the detractors would also want to see him play DS1 again.

Some other recent quotes by DSP:
"Want to say this. SO many people being negative saying RDR, Revolver and DS1 are bad ideas. Then WTF??? Your opinion is pointless then."

People have also requested him to play Bloodborne to finish the DLC, but he stated he doesn't have the saves anymore, and that "I'm laying down the law here. I've already explained it. No plans to play a 20 hour game again to play DLC. I'm not playing it PERIOD. Don't fucking ask for Bloodborne again. If you do, then we know you're a troll because I've now DEFINITIVELY explained this."

Only the 2nd day of 2017, and he's already fighting his fans.
 
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Hatoful Dandy said:

He starts off by mentioning that his parents gave him money for christmas... :stress:

Edit: 3:15 He pronounces esoteric as 'ay-so-teric' and Leanna says "why the hell would I want to think when I look at this damn calender?"

5:00 He got her a panda plushie and has to point out that it was very expensive because it was imported from Japan. The same type is available in a claw machine at his local arcade but apparently bugged claw machine mechanics...

6:38 XD

8:05 Is this the first time he's mentioned his parents adopting his cousin because his cousin's parents were 'druggies'? Guess we now know he's got competition for any inheritance he hopes to collect...

16:37 He got coal in his stocking one year as a joke and he's still butthurt over it! AHAHAHAHA
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I saw this video pop up in my subscription feed but I didn't watch it because I already saw an edited version. I didn't realize this version was edited like a DON'T Play video. I laughed my ass off at the LTG cameo.
 
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