Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[DefCon Dumb]

RNs absolutely are taught to write reports; both short and long but the emphasis is on short, concise ones.

 

[Insulin reid]

People have been asking her about "tough love" and she says that it doesn't work on. her, that she needs "soft love" and "gentle love." In other words, only hiney pats and no pesky criticism.

And we all remember that its a cycle. If its not tough love she needs, she needs soft love she needs this she needs that. Shes looking outward instead of inward to what she needs and will always be lazy and fail because its never her its always other people.

Way to go amber, your gonna move the goalpost till your dead and even then you dying will be someone elses fault never your own.

And while barely being able to achieve the minimum in terms of functioning at home let alone in a workplace, they also all come on the internet and whine about their mental health constantly while there are people out there saving lives etc while grieving family members deaths etc and not going on about it. It's mind-boggling how self-aggrandizing and self-pitying these deathfats can be simultaneously.

Gods i hate this shit, they just spew excuses and never get anything done.

This can only end in a few ways: Amber dies, before her birthday would be pretty satisfactory; they break up and we get riveting content where Amber is actively trying to find a replacement caretaker to come pick her up; they stay together and we see Amber balloon in a bigger circus freak. Doubt we'd get more than five pages if Emily got her own thread unless she has an established track record of feeding her "partners" to death - and by established, I mean more than the one fatty fat fat that we know about.

If amber dies we wont hear anything from anyone but autists that check obits and stuff. If theres a break up ambers going to switch to vlogging every day to pay for all this shit she needs to and will suddenly be besties with mom again and she will be picking up amber from Wisconsin. The fat bitch will probably "accidentally" leave the door open and emilys pets will "mysteriously get out" and it will be either blamed on a stripper or beck as to whom left the door open. I hope the breakup is after january, i want amber to ruin emilys christmas and her daughters then be thrown out mid january in the snow in her 4xl barbie tank top and her dumb yoga pants.

Someone in the comments called tommy, fed Bundy lmao

This one. This one is my favorite.

 

[911truth4kidz]

I dumpster dove through her new “vlog” in hopes of getting the hot goss.

Spoiler: recap of a punishingly bland vlog

She sits in the same corner she filmed her last vlog in. A smog of grease and depression hang in the air and collect on her broom-like ponytail, like a filthy dew on a Mumbai morning.

She deflects from accusations surrounding Emily by denying boring bullshit no one cares about - Emily only lets her film in that dingy corner, she refuses to film because of cellulitis, she’s “subconsciously attracted to men.” I want to point out her crush on Eric (former roommate), various male celebrities, even had boyfriends and sex with moids at some point. She seems straight. Source: am fag with faggotvision

Apparently she enjoys using the stairs in Emily’s home, she’s tOtaLLy mObUhL u guise! She says her highest *recorded* weight was 572.4, implying she passed that and did not record it. Duh. Says she doesn’t like what she sees in videos, but likes what she sees in the mirror. Weird, since she nearly eyefucked herself into another dimension on the TikTok.

She totally has sex, you guys. Hot lesbian BDSM sex. She now says she prefers switching, funny considering Emily enjoys feeding women to death and also being choked by their pannuses. Never mentioned switching before when she was calling Jade “daddy,” but okay.

She was, like, waaaaay super sad for Zachary Michael when he went through health things. This proves she is an empath and not at all suffering from narcissistic personality disorder.

It’s all our fault she can’t vlog. Haters suffocate her bubbly attitude towards her vibrant life. She punishes us with stupid update videos instead of vlogs until we stop calling her a narcissist. I believe this is her equivalent of a strike.

Uh, I thought she said she had some exciting announcement or whatever at the end of her last vlog. No mention of that.

 

[+who.cares+]

Amber's latest TikTok is her attempting to lip sync to a Billie Eilish song with the quote "Be right back, about to live out my dream".
Could she be at the concert in Chicago tonight? Is that even possible? I know that is one of her dreams.

 

[Cataloons]

Holy Max Strength Filters, Batman!

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[lol cow supreme]

If amber dies we wont hear anything from anyone but autists that check obits and stuff

Um. ahkctually thats like, really autistaphobic and dispektful.

 

[+who.cares+]

When did Emily start dating Colleen?
Her daughter was born March 2017.
The basement Diabetic was 2019.
Elizabeth Minzloff and Emily began Oct 2021.
Colleen died April 2024.

 

[Hayduraide]

"I'm not a pillow princess, I'm a GIVER"

On Feburary 12, 2022 when she was dating Jade Francis, she was bragging about being a pillow princess. Even if Amber doesn't think she's a pillow princess and that she's a "giver", Amber admitted Jade thinks she's a pillow princess and told her such.
Amber even "bragged" about being a pillow princess in previous relationships before Jade, too.
The next day, after Amber was mocked for bragging about this on Instagram, she instantly backtracked and said she's never been a pillow princess. But Pepperidge Farm remembers. Pepperidge Farm still keeps the screenshots from that day.
Edit: Added a second screenshot

 

[+who.cares+]

Is this the same person?
If it is. Elizabeth dated both Emily and Megs.

 

[Crab Latte]

Is this the same person?
If it is. Elizabeth dated both Emily and Megs.
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Autistically speaking, those are 2 different glasses frames. Both the same pattern but the thickness in the top of the frames differs. However, she does look ezzacklee the same. Her cupid's bow of her top lip matches.

 

[CloutKing]

Could she be at the concert in Chicago tonight? Is that even possible? I know that is one of her dreams.
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Yeah, her dream of being housebound, never having to work and food at the snap of a finger sausage.

i can't see how she would survive the hustle and bustle of concert going. Short of being airlifted above the stage i don't think our gorl will ever experience live music.

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[Crab Latte]

Yeah, her dream of being housebound, never having to work and food at the snap of a finger sausage.

i can't see how she would survive the hustle and bustle of concert going. Short of being airlifted above the stage i don't think our gorl will ever experience live music.

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Maybe one of those shitty home town fair concerts where you sit on a blanket in a field

 

[pippeyyy]

Maybe one of those shitty home town fair concerts where you sit on a blanket in a field

Haha, She used to do those with Krystal's family at the beach. She was more awkward than just about anywhere else and she was still under 400lbs. She bitched about sitting on towels and having to walk in the sand, so I don't think our now 600lb gorl is going to be able to even do something as shitty as sit on a blanket, in a park, and listen to bands on the verge of death from old age. She's too fat to sit in something not 2 chairs wide in public.

 

[Unreachable Twat]

Haha, She used to do those with Krystal's family at the beach. She was more awkward than just about anywhere else and she was still under 400lbs. She bitched about sitting on towels and having to walk in the sand, so I don't think our now 600lb gorl is going to be able to even do something as shitty as sit on a blanket, in a park, and listen to bands on the verge of death from old age. She's too fat to sit in something not 2 chairs wide in public.

She also wouldn't even come close to fitting in a porta-potty so she'd have to waddle to the biggest bush to piss and she's physically incapable of squatting so that's probably not happening either. It's crazy how many real-life scenarios her weight affects when you really think about the logistics of her leaving the house lol

 

[lol cow supreme]

Aren't hospital workers taught to write reports?

Those text messages are so messy I can't believe that person has written a report since the third grade.

if thos were written by an actual psych/tech worker, even an inebriated one...

Yes. After I learned how to write my charts on a keyboard at a computer with spell check for pay as part of my job it really made my telephone touch screen text messaging so much more professional and grammatically correct.

Or you know. Fat bish sperging on her phone is just fat bish spergin on her phone. The two don't relate. You know how many nurses say shit like "let me ax you a question" etc?

Perhaps you're more worried about how someone who's base level intelligence allows this type of communicating AND also be trusted to work in a hospital as anything more than a janitor?

 

[Constellationzero]

She couldn't even pillow princess dead starfish while Emily Franz, employed by Clarity Care, Wisconsin, forklifts her to center ring of the BEEF barn at the 4H county fair to collect her rosette and FAT check from Woodman's (thank you very much) for their generous purchase benefiting the residents of Clarity Care.

 

[Peerless Cucumber]

When did Emily start dating Colleen?
Her daughter was born March 2017.
The basement Diabetic was 2019.
Elizabeth Minzloff and Emily began Oct 2021.
Colleen died April 2024.
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From my shitty remembrance Emily and Colleen only dated for maaaaaybe a year, year and a half. My guess is probably around the time they started posting feeder fodder together. Emily moves fast, so I could see sliding into Colleen’s DMs one week and sliding under her belly the next.

Feels nuts to “date” someone for a short amount of time through video chat, post porn & then be invited to speak at her funeral service. Emily was basically a stranger to those people.

 

[2020chan]

Did Amber ever say how long this visit to Wisconsin is supposed to be? Did she legit just move in with her on her first trip to her house?
I know Emily visited Amber once in Oklahoma, Mamalynn is probably pissed she didn't just take Amber back with her. Although that last road trip is probably exactly what Mamalynn needed to throw in the towel on trying to help or "save" Amber.

I love how everyone in Amber's life just gets to a point that they're willing to go on cross country trips to drop her ass off somewhere.
It starts with people going out of their way to get her, pick her up, take her here or there. Then by the end they're like "I don't care if I have to drive 3 days straight! This bitch gotta GO!".

 

[1039]

Did Amber ever say how long this visit to Wisconsin is supposed to be? Did she legit just move in with her on her first trip to her house?
I know Emily visited Amber once in Oklahoma, Mamalynn is probably pissed she didn't just take Amber back with her. Although that last road trip is probably exactly what Mamalynn needed to throw in the towel on trying to help or "save" Amber.

I love how everyone in Amber's life just gets to a point that they're willing to go on cross country trips to drop her ass off somewhere.
It starts with people going out of their way to get her, pick her up, take her here or there. Then by the end they're like "I don't care if I have to drive 3 days straight! This bitch gotta GO!".

I don't think she has confirmed if she moved or not. I'm sure out of all of those questions someone asked. She is really dragging it out with these sit down videos knowing people are waiting to hear what happened to her apartment in Oklahoma and if she moved or not. She kept in showing parts/tails of Emily's cats in this video because she knows people will ask about them.

remember when people said the wipey era couldn't get anymore boring? here we are. we don't even get a hand. no hauls, no shopping. no grocery trips. no cooking slop. We just get reminded that lots of people in their early 30s have knee issues, have trouble walking up and down stairs, have UTIs, kidney stones and hernias.

 

[+who.cares+]

I don't think she has confirmed if she moved or not. I'm sure out of all of those questions someone asked. She is really dragging it out with these sit down videos knowing people are waiting to hear what happened to her apartment in Oklahoma and if she moved or not. She kept in showing parts/tails of Emily's cats in this video because she knows people will ask about them.

remember when people said the wipey era couldn't get anymore boring? here we are. we don't even get a hand. no hauls, no shopping. no grocery trips. no cooking slop. We just get reminded that lots of people in their early 30s have knee issues, have trouble walking up and down stairs, have UTIs, kidney stones and hernias.

I didn't think any era could have more talk of her sex life than the Destiny era but in true Amber style she is going to discuss it in every post on every social media site.