🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr. Manchester]

If there is one addiction Ralph will never get over, it's his addiction to womanly behavior. Always falls back on that as a crutch during his pretend sober arcs.

 

[FiveStarAce]

No way, he's playing OpSec to impress his physio-therapist now! She won't look at your twitter, retard!

 

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No way, he's playing OpSec to impress his physio-therapist now! She won't look at your twitter, retard!

she already checked out the ralphamale's twitter and her pussy became soaking wet in mere seconds, actually
expect ralphababy #3 soon, ayylawgs

 

[fridgesama]

AA ain't gonna do anything for him they're all spanish speaking natives, who is he going to relate too? When you live in a slophouse with unwashed dishes and empty bottles everywhere it's no surprise you can't get past the first step. No extracurricular activities. Just muh cats and muh tortas. 8 Hour streams cold turkey? yeah right.

 

[Rage Pig]

AA ain't gonna do anything for him they're all spanish speaking natives, who is he going to relate too? When you live in a slophouse with unwashed dishes and empty bottles everywhere it's no surprise you can't get past the first step. No extracurricular activities. Just muh cats and muh tortas. 8 Hour streams cold turkey? yeah right.

 

[Obscura539]

she already checked out the ralphamale's twitter and her pussy became soaking wet in mere seconds, actually
expect ralphababy #3 soon, ayylawgs

Ralph is too broke to impregnate a genuine Latina wahman. American child support obligations are already buckling the knees of this pay pig. Another would destroy the man. Ralph is exactly like his Ronnie. lol.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Marvel at the ugliness of this pig

With the fucked up hair, saggy skin and exhausted look about him he appears like someone who lost weight because he got cancer.

This man is 38. Thirty fucking eight, and he has abused his body so thoroughly it's bits are dropping off.

As for him going to AA - as if. Ralph lacks normal social skills, lacks actual humility and frankly couldn't manage a group setting at the best of times.

If AA works for people, good on them, but yet again Ralph just buys into this "you need AA to stay sober" when as far as I am aware there isn't anything proven that says AA is the only route to sobriety long term. He's blaming his relapse on not going to AA, what a cope - it's because he's a retard who lives an isolated sad lonely life in a self imposed exile, because he can't pay off all the debt he wracked up.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Funniest thing is that he announced that he'd skip yesterday's show to go to an AA meeting and get his first sober coin and a sponsor. He then proceeded to post lots of photos of himself, food and Merida. What he didn't post:
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For a few dollars Ralph can tell us he's been sober for a whole year



What d'ya think about that Warski? I became one year sober in one week

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

aren't AA meetings like an hour? Nigga just wake up earlier.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

aren't AA meetings like an hour? Nigga just wake up earlier.

He's gotta prove his dedication to the paypigs propping him up.

 

[NoddingOut]

AA ain't gonna do anything for him they're all spanish speaking natives, who is he going to relate too? When you live in a slophouse with unwashed dishes and empty bottles everywhere it's no surprise you can't get past the first step. No extracurricular activities. Just muh cats and muh tortas. 8 Hour streams cold turkey? yeah right.

Mexico is probably packed with English speaking addicts. Either way AA is probably good for the gunt, as much as I loathe him, life will be better for everyone with a sober Ralph.

He clearly was intoxicated recently though, if he's attempting AA he should at least be honest with his audience about his usage. You don't need to be sober to start AA, just have the desire to quit.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I hope he takes the breathalyzer with him to these alleged AA meetings and uses it.

 

[Smokeski]

I hope he takes the breathalyzer with him to these alleged AA meetings and uses it.

It'd be based if he did and started blowing like a .2

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I hope he takes the breathalyzer with him to these alleged AA meetings and uses it.

That breathalyzer is broken and an alog, bish! A real Ralphamale would SMASH and SLAM that bish on the ground MOTHERFUCKER!

 

[porkWellington]

The classic "I lost my lawyer money and must cope"

 

[Major Child]

Timely reminder that rolph went on and on about (legally) murdering Andy Warski in a boxing match, only to Tonka out as expected.

 

[Nod Flenders]

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The classic "I lost my lawyer money and must cope"

The Gunt suffering always puts a smile on my face.

 

[Rage Pig]

Pretend sober Gunt with low energy tweets.

This is how "top tier" food looks like, but only when seen through googly pig eyes. If he keeps up the sober facade, there'll be a long content drought. No pillstreams and no multi day journeys to see his son while breaking parts of his decaying body. Sad!

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Pretend sober Gunt with low energy tweets.
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This is how "top tier" food looks like, but only when seen through googly pig eyes. If he keeps up the sober facade, there'll be a long content drought. No pillstreams and no multi day journeys to see his son while breaking parts of his decaying body. Sad!

No little portion cup of red sauce or roasted jalapeno on the side? I can get a better torta at the Mexican bakery across town.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Pretend sober Gunt with low energy tweets.
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This is how "top tier" food looks like, but only when seen through googly pig eyes. If he keeps up the sober facade, there'll be a long content drought. No pillstreams and no multi day journeys to see his son while breaking parts of his decaying body. Sad!

Ethan only thinks the it’s a top tier meal because the American torta can be followed with a long gulp of tap water.