Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%

  • Total voters
    353
Nick has never suffered the consequences of his own actions until recently. And it's all falling apart.
Put another way, Nick has never had the shit beaten out of him.

That whole thing where he claimed all his critics are nerds who were never beaten enough is pure projection. Nick led a sheltered life with a silver spoon in his ass. I'm sure most of you here, like me, have experienced hardship before. Nick has not.

What is the average price of a gram coke? I want to put this in perspective
It's dependent on quality and location. Google says between $60 and $200 per gram.
 
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What is the average price of a gram coke? I want to put this in perspective
Alright so a six pack of 16.9 fl oz bottles of coke is currently $3.98 on Amazon. That's 101.4 fl oz total, which is 12.675 US cups. According to aqua-calc.com, cola has 245.6 grams per US cup. That gives us 3,112.98 grams of coke for the price of $3.98. So each gram of Coca-Cola costs (roughly) $0.001. If he was spending $20,000 per month on Coke, that's 20,000,000 grams. Converting back, we get 81,433.2248 cups, or 651,465.798 fl oz. That's 38,548.27 bottles of coke a month! It doesn't seem possible.
 
Assuming a min/max, that would mean at his peak he was consuming between 100 to 300 grams of coke a month.

Damn.
I imagine he was spreading it around. It attracted attention from the "cool kids" and made him feel important. One of his issues is that he always had an ample supply without any self-control.
 
Anyone with common sense can see that if Rekieta had just stayed quiet from the start, his public support would probably be better. It baffles me that he can't see that.

It baffles you because your thoughts don't swim in a whiskey wetbrain that's been boiled in cocaine. It's a good thing you don't understand it.

[EDIT for cocaine perspective]: Nick was raided with 26 grams of cocaine in the home. The cocaine "8-ball" you hear about is 1/8 ounce, or 3.5 grams, so Nick was caught with more than seven 8-balls, to put it in perspective. And that was after partying for an indeterminate amount of time. In other words, he had a lot of cocaine.
 
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Edit: The balldo jokes are finally getting to him lmao
It's remarkable he still doesn't get it. He thought everyone would laugh with him instead of at him, and he just can't figure out why.
Like, I don't know man. You decided to tell everyone about how much you like putting your balls in a vice. Nobody wanted or needed to know that.
 
I totally agree with you. Silence would be Rekieta's best ally. One idea that has stuck in his mind more persistently than his own principles is that silence is bad advice for a social media person.
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Anyone with common sense can see that if Rekieta had just stayed quiet from the start, his public support would probably be better. It baffles me that he can't see that.
It's not that he can't see it. It's that he won't ever admit he was wrong. So since he already decided to do what he has been doing, he literally cannot state that anything else was a valid option ever at any point.
 
Assuming a min/max, that would mean at his peak he was consuming between 100 to 300 grams of coke a month.

Damn.
It was speculated months ago that the 26 grams they seized was what was left after a lot of use. It is highly probable he had more than 50 grams in that house at some point. Which would have bumped the charge up to first degree possession.

I used to think a good ass-beating would straighten anybody out and give them a wake up call. Then Ralph went to Portugal.

Twice.
Fair.

Perhaps jail w...

No... wait... Ralph disproved that also.

Well, maybe Nick just needs killin'. I dunno. I am done trying to figure out what will unfuck this idiot. Ain't my job.
 
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It's not that he can't see it. It's that he won't ever admit he was wrong. So since he already decided to do what he has been doing, he literally cannot state that anything else was a valid option ever at any point.
I'm not so sure he can see it, considering what cocaine does to the brain, from short medium and long term use.
Cocaine use can permanently change the shape and function of the brain.

Long-Term Effects of Cocaine Use on the Brain​

Negative Effects on the Brain: Consistent constricting of blood vessels can reduce the amount of oxygen the brain receives, which can cause brain damage. It also increases the risk of aneurysm due to damage to the vascular walls feeding the brain. Further brain damage from cocaine or crack cocaine can include:

  • Mini-strokes, or transient ischemic attacks
  • Seizures
  • Cerebral atrophy, or brain shrinking
  • Cerebral vasculitis, or inflammation of the blood vessels in the brain and/or spinal column
  • Hyperpyrexia, or exceptionally high fever from a disease that requires medical attention
  • Changes to prefrontal and temporal lobe functioning, which hurts problem-solving, decision-making, spatial understanding, vocabulary, attention, learning, and memory
  • Changes to neurotransmitter production and absorption, which can lead to mood disorders
  • Changes to movement, causing tremors, muscle weakness, changes in gait, etc.
...Watching Nick, do any of these seem familiar to you? I think the dude is cooked.
 
Alright so a six pack of 16.9 fl oz bottles of coke is currently $3.98 on Amazon. That's 101.4 fl oz total, which is 12.675 US cups. According to aqua-calc.com, cola has 245.6 grams per US cup. That gives us 3,112.98 grams of coke for the price of $3.98. So each gram of Coca-Cola costs (roughly) $0.001. If he was spending $20,000 per month on Coke, that's 20,000,000 grams. Converting back, we get 81,433.2248 cups, or 651,465.798 fl oz. That's 38,548.27 bottles of coke a month! It doesn't seem possible.
If the coke calculation doesn't fit then you must acquit!
 
Alright so a six pack of 16.9 fl oz bottles of coke is currently $3.98 on Amazon. That's 101.4 fl oz total, which is 12.675 US cups. According to aqua-calc.com, cola has 245.6 grams per US cup. That gives us 3,112.98 grams of coke for the price of $3.98. So each gram of Coca-Cola costs (roughly) $0.001. If he was spending $20,000 per month on Coke, that's 20,000,000 grams. Converting back, we get 81,433.2248 cups, or 651,465.798 fl oz. That's 38,548.27 bottles of coke a month! It doesn't seem possible.
A gram is a measure of weight where, counterintuitive, fluid ounce is a measure of volume so this comparison doesn't work.
 
I'd say it's worse than that. Rekieta blocked one of his biggest alogs on Twitter (BBN), but he keeps checking his posts and occasionally argues with some random reply guys from the BBN page.

It's like, besides wasting his time arguing with this crowd outside his house, he also goes to a detention center that Rekieta himself created, to argue with random people who are just talking to the prisoners inside.

It's pure lunacy.
I was 50/50 with the block changes by Xitter, but Nick single-handedly sold me on them. Aloggers have never been so powerful.
 
Did Rekieta really have sex with April ? I don't believe it he is a cuckhold he was watching while other men fucked her. To be fair though he can prove me wrong if he wants, he can post a video of him fucking her and the cuck allegations will all go away. It will all go away like tears in the rain.
I don’t want to see a limp penis being jammed into a crackhead whores hot pocket tho.
 
FYI, I tried to listen to Chrissie Mayr's show the other night since Keanu said she was gonna discuss Nick and April some more there.

It was three women, including Keanu, playing fashion police towards random women in some vacation footage.

I lasted 30 minutes. I couldn't do it anymore. I tried. I'm sorry.

Perhaps if I were gay, like Nick, I could have made it an hour or so. Or if I were a dumb bimbo I could have gone the full distance. Alas, I am only so capable.

Anyways, if anybody wants to comb this for Nick sightings, or statements from Keanu, here you go:

 
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