DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
The state of DSP's streams:

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Youtube:
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Kick:
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Almost no one watching on either stream. Both chats dead as fuck. AdamDBZ90'sman funding half of DSP's income every single stream, trying to be the new and improved OneMinuteMan.

Absolutely abysmal.

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"Is anyone alive on Kick?! No one has talked in 8 minutes over there!"



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Got to watching that segment of him screaming at clouds over the whole food bank thing, along with being the typical smug asshole about it. He acted like he found the cure for pediatric cancer - which is funny, as I thought showing what you donated to charity was "against his Catholic upbringing"? Well, guess he's one of those cafeteria Catholics. I digress.

Also, that rant on the local news segment about how food banks "want certain items" and him going "Beggers can't be choosers." To quote Adam from the interview "Holy shit, Phil. That is fucking rich coming from you."

Like I mentioned before, the whole DSPolitics, Phil! For the love of God, please continue it. Because playing with fire has NEVER once bitten you in your gouty ass, Phil. No, NEVER! Just continue looking like the complete and utter uninformed asshole you truly are. As the old saying goes "Give the piggy enough rope and he will hang himself."
 
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I'd like to lay out a prediction: DSP seems to have somewhere in the range of 200 or so more streams until he reaches his "goal" of playing stellar blade. I think it's fair to say that Adam is on track to fund that. In my opinion there is some kind of behind the scene relationship between the two, otherwise there is almost no explanation for the continued loyalty from Adam. Either Adam is mentally challenged, which DSP is exploiting (which is sick in its own right), he is someone DSP can manipulate or he is someone from DSPs circle of already existing whales.

Also, i find it unlikely that anyone would donate to someone like DSP anonymously for nothing in return other than a weak and flaccid "Thank you", a name on a fuck ass "leaderboard" and the occasional *Prayerhands*. There must be some record or footprint of this Adam person elsewhere. If theres not, he would either be a ghost or a sock account which is only used for donating. Im inclined to believe the latter.

Either way, i predict Adam not only can fund DSP's stellar blade playthrough singlehandedly but will or at least will lead the charge.

Its just fascinating to watch this happen. I still have trouble wrapping my head around how little use some people have for money. Rather than invest 30k in stocks or hell even fucking crypto.....Adam chooses to literally throw it into a fire to watch a faggot whose breasts rival and surpass even some women i know. Scenarios like this make me lose faith in mankind sometimes.
 
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UsedUp said:
I really wanna know, for whomever is willing to do the math. Is Adam gonna seriously give dsp $30000+ at the rate he's going to simply play Stellar Blade?
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He'll carry the streak, but not for Stellar Blade. I'm dreading how insufferable Phil will be if he does actually sack up and play. Someone will absolutely tell him about the Teddy Bear outfit
 
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roseroke said:
Either Adam is mentally challenged, which DSP is exploiting (which is sick in its own right), he is someone DSP can manipulate or he is someone from DSPs circle of already existing whales.
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We are at a sad stage where money is the most interesting aspect of DSP, because everything else is so boring. Maybe this is an unpopular take:

Him getting money has no influence on you
Someone else giving him money also has no influence on you

If the person is rich and able to give out 100 bucks a day/stream. So be it. Phil is a consumer though and though. So at least this spreads the money around a bit. If the person has a high income then that's on them. If you are capable to perform a high paying job, it's on you to keep track on your finances. If you decided to waste it all on a boring streamer, that is dumb, but your choice.

If the guy is mentally challenged, then he would find someone other than DSP to do the same and in that case that person should have personal caretakers anyway which should have an eye on the spending.

tl;dr
Don't worry about the money. It's getting spend on gambling and bullshit anyway. You have no control over what he gets.
 
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Quindoll said:
We are at a sad stage where money is the most interesting aspect of DSP, because everything else is so boring. Maybe this is an unpopular take:

Him getting money has no influence on you
Someone else giving him money also has no influence on you

If the person is rich and able to give out 100 bucks a day/stream. So be it. Phil is a consumer though and though. So at least this spreads the money around a bit. If the person has a high income then that's on them. If you are capable to perform a high paying job, it's on you to keep track on your finances. If you decided to waste it all on a boring streamer, that is dumb, but your choice.

If the guy is mentally challenged, then he would find someone other than DSP to do the same and in that case that person should have personal caretakers anyway which should have an eye on the spending.

tl;dr
Don't worry about the money. It's getting spend on gambling and bullshit anyway. You have no control over what he gets.
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I think Adam is based for keeping phil afloat. If phil started to struggle to make ends meet, or getting money at all the content would end, I'd get no more TBS/WPIG podcasts. The only thing I'm sad to have seen go is the fact Meerkat seems to have bounced from doing shows.
 
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It's just a little exhausting watching him basically fall in zero gravity, the story has no material consequences. It's like trying to watch Kitboga but if the dude sent them actual $100 gift cards and got "scammed" by the same pajeet the next day. Nobody is going anywhere, the money is inconsequential, just locked in a cycle of "come on guys there's 5 minutes left of stream.....well it looks like I JUST received a $100 australian superchat from Adam! which is $60 american, not enough Adam. Wow I just received another $50 superchat from Adam! But that just gets us to $10 left to hit our goal. ANOTHER superchat from Adam, $25 we hit the goal yay I'm going to look like a goblin shoving fast food in my mouth for you guys!" on repeat for the forseeable future unless DarkSydePimp decides to keep the Kick chat crowned up for the stream.
 
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