Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

What 2024 Fatrick-related photo should we nominated for Best Lolcow Picture in the Julays thread? I think there's a plethora of guntent to choose from.

Creepy, greasy, maybe creepy and greasy? Either way I think I like these two best.

If you want to go for a rare Fat Rick that may be too cringy for comfort you could also use this nearly forgotten classic.

 

[Welf Welf]

What 2024 Fatrick-related photo should we nominated for Best Lolcow Picture in the Julays thread? I think there's a plethora of guntent to choose from.

Something from his October pumpkin carving video, where he is looking particularly pumpkinish and rocking the Eraserhead hair:

Spoiler

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Creepy, greasy, maybe creepy and greasy? Either way I think I like these two best.

I think the Best Lolcow Picture has to be from this year and not just in general.

How about these pictures from Worldcon?

 

[Summer of George]

Getting selected to be on that jury would be every bit as good as winning the Powerball. The odds wouldn't be great either way. Bing says that there are about 2.96 million adults living within the district.

 

[internet friend]

Please, I pray to you Saint Terry Davis, if this shit goes to a jury trial, may it be recorded for all our enjoyment!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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fuckong

Uh, what's this fuckong "us" shit? I didn't hoard anything. Especially not fuckong paper products.

 

[IglyUglyOh]

is that this case is so clearly and obviously a qualified immunity case that fuck the idiot judge who didn't just throw this case out immediately.

This. If the city stops taking calls seriously and they don’t show up, but someone ends up dead or whatever, that’s a massive scandal.

Also Patrick has a history of threats etc.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

I think the Best Lolcow Picture has to be from this year and not just in general.

How about these pictures from Worldcon?
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Fat by all medical standards

 

[Judge Holden]

GENTLEMEN!


I give you.....Three AM in milwaukee...


Now just why might the man of pig be oinking "ACAB" this fine night?

 

[Something Awful]

Rick's such a piece of shit. Of course the miserable, self-swatting fraud hates police cat, who represents justice and brings joy to people.

 

[Jeff Mills]

Nobody with children would be up at 3:30am on the Internet. Just another reminder how he gave up parental rights to his daughter then married an empty egg carton to make things final.

 

[Probably An Autist]

i really need a Fatrick AI voice to read all of this in his campy fag tone, would complete the piece.

 

[FinnSven]

Nobody with children would be up at 3:30am on the Internet. Just another reminder how he gave up parental rights to his daughter then married an empty egg carton to make things final.

If it was a new baby waking up and crying, they would.

However in the long run it is certainly good that Fatrick terminated his parental rights.

Look how he reacts to random morons from the internet calling him fat in the dead of night.

A crying baby and a literally sleep deprived Patrick would end up in a special edition lighter pepperoni.

 

[Well Intentioned]

This is why the thing I’m looking for with such anticipation is the filing that says Rick has new lawyers (or is going pro se but even I can’t ask for that).

Patty getting deposed would be hilarious.

It really seems like the city is pissed off with Patty's nonsense and are getting ready to feed him into a pepperoni grinder. I wonder if there's any interaction with the city's counsel and whoever is presiding over this case in terms of office cooler talk. A clerk or something.

Also, reminder, the 'defendants' in this case are the City of Milwaukee and the LEO, not Patty, who filed.

A lot of the 'deny/lack knowledge', to my best understanding, are basically objections in that the police could not possibly know what Patty or his beard were thinking and that there isn't any information that supports the claim, but I'm sure the more legal minded folks will be happy to correct my dumb ass if I'm off on that.

But if this is accurate, Patty is going to learn a hard lesson about how simply saying something doesn't mean it did or will happen.

I really hope that he gets a judge who just reads him the riot act and reams his porcine ass. That one judge who handled him with kid gloves and was like a special needs aide trying to tard wrangle him did us all a disservice, because even as patient and understanding as he was, he still almost caused Patty to freak the fuck out in a court of law.

Hopefully we get a judge who is a little more Old Testament and Patty snorts and oinks his way into a contempt charge.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

for me personally,the best possible outcome would be for Patrick to Enjoy prison AND get unlimited access to the internet doing so.

Maybe he can smuggle in a cell phone in his prison wallet. Or he gets assigned to a prison that allows prisoners to have tablets.

 

[Maude Snew]

I give you.....Three AM in milwaukee...

Him: eating, farting, jiggling, things fall off shelves, car alarms go off, in the distance sirens. His mom always told him he's special, when he's shaking the entire county's shaking as well. FAT.

 

[Triplethreat]

I don’t remember if anyone has posted Fat Pat’s reviews on Google Maps. If not, do have fun while I enjoy prison:
See what Patrick Tomlinson posted to Google Maps
https://maps.app.goo.gl/1bsJbhGMsJype9VY7?g_st=ic

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

It's probably just a coincidence he 'accidentally' fucked his phone up to destroy evidence a month before that tweet.

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Oh wow. That second tweet is so damning, holy shit. And he never mentioned the Gemini account until the funsters found it. This preemptive, tidy, tweet just hand waves away the nearly impossible circumstances that would be required to pull off something this sophisticated. I bet his heart was pounding when he made that thread. He really is his own worst enemy.

 

[AnOminous]

these latest legal docs read just like that retarded 20 (iirc) pages that were very likely written by Fat Rick himself back when he tried to relitigate his case against Quasi while citing Jackie Singh as a "nationally recognized online threat hunter" or some shit. a lot of the claims that the respondent is denying just read like him grinding an axe.

That's because they're literally quoted from the original document. That's what a response to a request for admissions looks like.

The impact is if you deny something and the other party has to pay money to prove it, you may be forced to pay their costs for doing so. So if Piggy squeals "no child" in response to something obviously true and forces the other side to prove it, he could end up paying for that.

This could be a new type of patposting- too bad the wookie’s gone.

But simple replies to his unhinged rants of

RESPONSE: Deny.

RESPONSE:

 

[Free the Pedos]

If you want to go for a rare Fat Rick that may be too cringy for comfort you could also use this nearly forgotten classic.
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I love this picture. You know he spins around in that leather trenchcoat and pretends he's Neo.

What's the male equivalent of an empty egg carton? An empty sack?