DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Also Phil: you are at the mercy of Google. Should Google pull the plug then what?

Exactly. The point of social media is to expand your brand, not to plop down there for life like you're a machinist in 1950's America; or to tell people to eat your shit, or for some reason masturbate in front of a live camera to ruin your brand.

Like literally in a month Youtube could impose cost cutting measures like a data cap for free uploading, or delete any account that hasn't logged in for 6 months so his 200k will turn into like 27k. We don't know what's going on internally at Google. Piggy would be playing the kick drum like Joey Jordinson and stress wiping grease off his face like no tommorow.

A tiny streamer I watch (who does one like 30 second plug for Patreon at the end of a stream and that's it) simulcasts on Youtube, Xitter, Twitch, and Rumble. They also got a fairly active Telegram where fans chat, a website (barebones but still), and do IRL stuff. Point is, if Youtube disappeared tommorow, there would be no crisis. Ok so imagine if it was a sandwich shop etc etc...

 

[Puerile Burger]

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The King of grave dancing.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

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Phil really thinks he is the center of the solar system wow his ego is insane no other lolcow is like this. Where is the public apology he demanded for years?

 

[UsedUp]

dsp didn't leave twitch willingly so he will for sure make him self out to be some SNORTradamus and say how he knew this would happen and mention Kick is the new place to be like he's some founding father.

 

[Brother Wind]

I bet if someone asked Phail to name the three branches of the US gov't he wouldn't even know what that meant.

Duuuh are you fucking dumb. Phil is a proud Italian, of course he knows the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria

 

[johnkimble123]

Like literally in a month Youtube could impose cost cutting measures like a data cap for free uploading, or delete any account that hasn't logged in for 6 months so his 200k will turn into like 27k. We don't know what's going on internally at Google. Piggy would be playing the kick drum like Joey Jordinson and stress wiping grease off his face like no tommorow.

Funny enough Google did do something like this a while back. You were able to upload unlimited amounts of a data to the cloud to a $20/month Google Drive Enterprise account for years, but Google changed their language and pushed that way down to $1TB I believe (not sure of the exact number).

Another thing is universities in the US are now disabling alumni emails, something that you used to be able to keep forever, citing storage prices, which is silly, but it's again a way to reduce costs on storage if you take them at their word.

Phil should never celebrate any crackdowns because he's one of those away from being gone from just about everything he does (Paypal clapping him for excessive chargebacks, Youtube clapping him for any number of reasons, Kick clapping him because he tarnishes their brand by existing on it).

 

[Kier Starmer]

Phil is so quick to grave dance but if Youtube said they'd take 50% on superchats, he's fucked. Most of Phil's income now is superchats and it is not as high as what people think, remember the dumb fuck puts away nothing for tax in April and I don't think Kick is lasting til January.

I called it correctly when he said he is planning to move or refinance. Phil incase you read, your refinance options are 0 due to your spending and bankruptcy, a bank won't even touch that in this market. Most of the time now if you want a mortgage you have to go in at 40% - 60% and both have very stable jobs, personally we got our mortgage rejected at 30 but accepted at 40. The banks are just incredibly cautious in this period. One interesting thing is he said his home is worth 500k meaning he has had it appraissed and the assessor did tell him to upgrade. I rarely declare victory in my predictions or rumblings but I was bang on. I think he is personally going back to CT because he knows WA is a lost cause at this point and he needs to sink his claws into Mom and Dad.

We know his parents still see his adopted sister and I think Dave is going to have the last laugh and put Melissa in the will as lead and Phil is worried about this. Is he actively worried about this, yes because we know how insanely paranoid and money hungry he is. He knows his relationship with Dave is fucked and is worried he will spite him. I think he will in all honesty because its peak Phil, gets what he wanted but does not get it properly.

 

[fukuyama]

he said his home is worth 500k meaning he has had it appraissed and the assessor did tell him to upgrade

He is only looking at the zillow estimate. If he got it appraised, he would have to actually fix things, and to actually fix things he has to conform to the HOA rules (which he isn't currently).

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

He is only looking at the zillow estimate. If he got it appraised, he would have to actually fix things, and to actually fix things he has to conform to the HOA rules (which he isn't currently).

But it's Phil. The most prolific khantent creator on Youtube Phillip Dave Burnell lives there, that actually rises the value!

 

[johnkimble123]

He is only looking at the zillow estimate. If he got it appraised, he would have to actually fix things, and to actually fix things he has to conform to the HOA rules (which he isn't currently).

Think about all the hidden things that probably are fucked. He better pray that the materials used in his 1990s house hold up. Bad enough that the HOA already knows that pipes will need either retrofitting or replacements, but a roof repair would fuck him.

Not to mention anything internal like mold damage, termites, having to fix his driveway, or his foundation. Inspections tend to find these sorts of issues even if they haven't surfaced.

 

[fukuyama]

a roof repair would fuck him

Actually his HOA pays for it. THey're on a shoestring budget, but according to their latest messages around 2014, even with a low budget they had all the houses at the time and those going forward budgeted for replacement. The big issue for him will be all the HOA red tape and notifications if he does get things looked at properly. Right now he is just hiding them from the HOA basically.

 

[strandedcastaway]

We are at a sad stage where money is the most interesting aspect of DSP, because everything else is so boring. Maybe this is an unpopular take:

Him getting money has no influence on you
Someone else giving him money also has no influence on you

tl;dr
Don't worry about the money. It's getting spend on gambling and bullshit anyway. You have no control over what he gets.

While you're not wrong, it's hard to not think about the money when it's the only thing Phil talks about. In the king era, the beg is constant and never-ending. The streak, the streak, the streak. Every reward involves giving him money so you can watch him eat fast food. Even the news segments are all "Here's a company/person who doesn't deserve to make money and is a stupid idiot moron." Phil's life revolves around getting money and immediately spending it. So it's tough to watch Phil and not think about money.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

If he thought he could get away with it, DSP would take credit for the polio vaccine. He always tries to position himself as the "little guy everyone ignored who was right all along" and it makes me so angry. I know it's dumb but I legit don't understand how people can't hate this guy more.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I think he is personally going back to CT

I hope he can afford a gated community home in CT of all places, because he's terrified of living off a public road

 

[Brother Wind]

One interesting thing is he said his home is worth 500k meaning he has had it appraissed

LOL
LMAO Even

Even if we take Phil at his own word. There is no chance in hell. Every bathroom is busted. The garage is a literal trash hole. The stories he tells about his cat maintainence alone. Like no way in hell any one has been in that house. No way in hell did a professional give a value to it.

 

[Africanweebfighter]

If he thought he could get away with it, DSP would take credit for the polio vaccine. He always tries to position himself as the "little guy everyone ignored who was right all along" and it makes me so angry. I know it's dumb but I legit don't understand how people can't hate this guy more.

I just see it as his NPD, he will never not think this, so why get angry when it is more sad? Just laugh at the nignog and his retarded delusions.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

LOL
LMAO Even

Even if we take Phil at his own word. There is no chance in hell. Every bathroom is busted. The garage is a literal trash hole. The stories he tells about his cat maintainence alone. Like no way in hell any one has been in that house. No way in hell did a professional give a value to it.

Maybe he's basing it off of a property tax appraisal?

 

[Johnny Doxville]

"Justice is mine" - he got booted from the patent programme due his antics and deleted his channel of his own volition. He should not be cheering on an adpocalypse, I'm pretty sure there's videos of him sperging about it when the youtube one happened.

 

[PieceofShet]

"Justice is mine" - he got booted from the patent programme due his antics and deleted his channel of his own volition. He should not be cheering on an adpocalypse, I'm pretty sure there's videos of him sperging about it when the youtube one happened.

DSP shittalking and doomsaying twitch, but he knows... we know that if YT got rid of him, he would be back on twitch following day.

 

[neger psykolog]

I called it correctly when he said he is planning to move or refinance. Phil incase you read, your refinance options are 0 due to your spending and bankruptcy, a bank won't even touch that in this market. Most of the time now if you want a mortgage you have to go in at 40% - 60% and both have very stable jobs, personally we got our mortgage rejected at 30 but accepted at 40. The banks are just incredibly cautious in this period. One interesting thing is he said his home is worth 500k meaning he has had it appraissed and the assessor did tell him to upgrade. I rarely declare victory in my predictions or rumblings but I was bang on. I think he is personally going back to CT because he knows WA is a lost cause at this point and he needs to sink his claws into Mom and Dad.

Given the current economic climate there is some possibility that the price of his property absolutely craters. Things are really unpredictable now and Seattle property has long been called a bubble. Not sure how it really matters though because he's paid so little of it off.

Think about all the hidden things that probably are fucked. He better pray that the materials used in his 1990s house hold up. Bad enough that the HOA already knows that pipes will need either retrofitting or replacements, but a roof repair would fuck him.

Not to mention anything internal like mold damage, termites, having to fix his driveway, or his foundation. Inspections tend to find these sorts of issues even if they haven't surfaced.

Those are valid points but you can basically overlook them because the interior/features of the house (like air conditioning) either haven't been maintained or upgraded in years. Most homeowners will do periodic refits of the kitchen and some other stuff (unless it actually has a distinct style that is worth keeping - DSP's place doesn't have that).