Please someone nuke Montreal. And not just because Alyssa is there. Fucking fruity pseudo-French cunts contribute a good 40% of the pozzed bullshit to modern discourse. It's already a radioactive hole, you're just making it a radio-active hole with less personality disorders and STDs.
"Hey look, I'm a drunk slut! Fuck me!" Is this supposed to be attractive or cool? Pathetic honestly.
Its fine when youre in your early 20s, but it just gets sadder as the years go on. I cannot imagine the type of trainwreck of a midlife crisis this bitch is going to have.
I'd argue she's having a crisis right now tbh
If you're over 30 and still trying to party like you're in your 20s it's time to kick out a chair.
Both, however her voice is grating. It's like she's speaking out of her nose.
Montreal is the only good city in Quebec and don't put up with a lot of shit that Quebec City wants to do
Is she balding? How could she make such an unflattering picture of herself? She has no self awereness.
yeah, man. I used to have one of those social bar hopping applications where you would check into bars and rate the bartenders, rate their drinks, rate beers, etc. like ten years ago. One day I decided to use that application when I was stone cold sober and pretty much stopped drinking except for times of celebration. It’s embarrassing. No one cares if your little gay mixed drink is a 5 out of 10. That’s probably closer to the amount of guys she intends on fucking later
In these pics Alyssa sorta kinda reminds me of fellow Italian-American attention whore Madonna back when the latter got hardcore into fitness. Except, of course, that Madonna is a multimillionaire who's actually had a successful career in the entertainment industry (even if she's going a bit batty trying to avoid facing the fact that she's not as young as she used to be) and doesn't have nearly as many shitty tattoos.
She really needs to ditch the bleached-blonde look. It doesn't look good on anyone, but it especially doesn't look good on her.
Twitch and anyone streaming there are anti-Semites.
Here's hoping Alyssa can grift enough money to fuck up her face as badly as Madonna has. At least Madonna used to be hot before turning herself into a Bo Selecta character.
All her photos are unflattering. She's like a female CWC in that regard. I very much hope Alyssa isn't doing this intentionally, though the odds of that being the case are pretty bad.
