Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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Do my eyes deceive me or does she lack hips?
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Oh dear.
 
Will she ever realize the best way to end the "harassment" she's getting is to just stop talking shit and responding to every mild criticism with an unhinged tirade?

It's not in her interests to do so. This is all she has now. She was fired from Kotaku, and the industry is difficult right now even for writers who have talent (and she does not). The media showed no interest in her "Gamergate 2.0" narrative, so she couldn't crowdfund off that. The only chance she has left is to try to drum up as much "harassment" as possible and then try to lead people back to her Patreon every time she complains about it.

That, or get a real job, and we all know she is not going to do that.


Damn, she really does need to poon out. That "inverted triangle" body type is something all the other fakebois would kill for.
 
work out too much
This phrasing made something click in my head.

This is a body check. All the selfies are body checks.

She's alluded in the past to "barely eating" and how now she eats well and just goes to the gym. Excessive exercise is her purging method.

I read a tweet the other day that was talking about Japanese Host Clubs. Most of their job is to drink champagne with clients but that's a fuck ton of champagne to be drinking so they're all bulimic from purging the champagne between clients. I wonder if Alyssa pukes every time she drinks.
 

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Alyssa you are THIRTY FOUR and DELUSIONAL. It's time to stop talking like this, it's not cute. It's reckless. Nobody is actually coming after her physically but if some retard did try to start shit with her IRL her insistence on escalation like this would be a recipe for a TBI on an NYC sidewalk.
So has this dude made her life hell for six months or is it no real thang she's living her best life totes ready to throw down and embarrass the incel losers who don't get any?
 
Her body baffles me. She’s like a tone skinnyfat. Her arms are toned and her abdominal and oblique muscles are like pushing through dough. Women with dense musculature aren’t my thing, but she’s stuck halfway between allowing the goyslop to slow her metabolism to a halt, or becoming trim. It doesn’t look good. Her ass also has zero lift. Fitness queen, am I right?
 
"I cannot talk about the lawsuit, but it's in the process of being filed." She says she has learned how slow the law moves compared to the internet, and she just wants to show that "there are consequences for lying and harassment" and that's all she can say about that.
Translation: She got called out on her bluff and doesn't want to admit she backed down.
 
I was curious so I asked ChatGPT (grain of salt) how long a New York defamation case would take to resolve. I got this as the answer:

“The time it takes to resolve a defamation lawsuit in New York varies widely. Some cases may be resolved quickly through settlement, while others may proceed to a full trial, potentially taking several years. On average, less complex cases might take about a year to resolve. Factors affecting the timeline include the complexity of the case, the amount of evidence, and court scheduling. New York's statute of limitations for filing a defamation lawsuit is one year from the date the defamatory statement was published.”

She has a year from the “defamatory” statements to file. I guess we’ll probably know pretty soon if she’s full of bullshit.
 
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