Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oh Darn]

See i think it's way more dark than this

Boy, do I have a thread for you

 

[Lemondale]

When's the release of the holy body cam footage?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

When's the release of the holy body cam footage?

Ecclesiastes 3:1-7

 

[demicolon]

What is the average price of a gram coke? I want to put this in perspective

Google says $60-200 depending on price and purity. A 1kg brick goes for about $18k, knowing Nick he paid 2k extra thinking he's getting better quality stuff.

 

[not william stenchever]

Of course I have inserted my scrotum into my wife’s vagina! It was amazing!

OUR wife, tovarisch.

 

[Tour of Italy]

-Refresh farms
-No new feature saying Nick was arrested again
-Go about my day
-Refresh farms

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I can’t be the only one waiting for identity theft charges or similar.

 

[FrenEnthusiast]

How did he get the moniker balldo?

"Wait you're saying Rekieta ISNT a trad dad family man?"

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I saw Rekieta's tweet. One doesn't 'pass' rehab unless by 'pass' Rekieta means he wasn't drunk or high for the duration of it and that he participated in whatever treatment regimen they directed, meeting the conditions established by the court or by CPS. By 'pass' Rekieta means he didn't fail. His problem (one of his problems) is a lack of understanding what recovery from drug addiction and/or alcoholism is and means. Nothing Rekieta's said, done, or written since his arrest indicates he's serious or sincere about recovery since recovery is about change, personal transformation from piece-of-shit junkie and/or drunk into something resembling a decent, caring human being. No one could say that about him. Not even close.

Crackety Crackets thinks "passing" means he gets to go back to crack again. It means he beat the system, and now he gets to go be a druggy again, and the NERDS have lost.

Meanwhile it is he who has lost everything from his life to his soul.

Nick has gone his whole life doing 'bare minimum' to get what he wants.

- Bottom-rank Uni where he bragged about never doing revisions or homework

- Entry-level bank job where he bragged about slacking off

- Bottom-rank law evening program

- Unprofitable non-practice/low-quality law firm

- Low-effort streaming with panels of practising lawyers to provide insight

- Overall, do what mum and dad want to be subsidised in life

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Do you think he has the chance of him growing his balls back after so much balldo?

Nick has hinted that another child is not a possible issue. He said getting fixed himself scared him, so I put money that Kayla went under the knife.

Since everyone in Spicer knows now, I bet Nick makes Kayla do the shame walks to get groceries and stuff since he can't risk being seen as a nerd.

She hates driving and might be mentally broken, so I would wager on Nick's parents.

I think April was vague posting about her recently during her meltdown and how Kayla gave her the cold shoulder in some public place. I could be misinterpreting the tweet though.

I am pretty sure that was someone related to her legal case (or one of the reporters of neglect that got them raided)--assuming it was not a lie.

"I don't want any help or advice, I just want you to listen."

Sounds like some woman shit.

Nick has (in retrospect) always acted feminine (in the derogatory dense) in his drama dealings. I realised it early in January 2023, and I handled him as such when he decided to snark at me. This is petty mean girl, queen bee shite.

Any updates on that poor dog?

It got fed at 2 in the morning during one of the LOCALS streams.

Nick for sure knows that when he and Kayla divorce, there is a high chance that Kayla will spill the tea on Nick. So get prepared for the propaganda campaign to reach full swing, where Nick was cheated on and physically abused. Which may even be true.

But let's face it, who wouldn't cheat on a guy who needs to use his balls as a penis.

Kayla is broken. I doubt she would do an interview online unless Nick went total scorched earth on her.

He's said that like five times now

You have to understand he has FIVE KEEEDS! That's a LOT of driving for their activities! PLUS he has the EBEEL GOOBERMENT after him! Don't worryA When his kids are grown and the DEEP STATE CONSPIRATORS are put down, that 5k gift will be cooooming!

 

[Desktop User2]

that 5k gift will be cooooming!

Is the 5k gift his book telling all the truth?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Is the 5k gift his book telling all the truth?

I'm hoping it's a hand-bound copy of Wiltshire Boulevard. That would make all of this worth it.

 

[Beavis]

Nick just can't help himself. On Sunday he told his Locals viewers that full-on streaming was coming soon, possibly as soon as Monday. No streams this week, but he's been all over Melton's streams as a chatter.

It’s been two months since Nick has streamed on YouTube or rumble. He’s not going to any time soon either because he knows the chat will be trolling the entire time.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Is the 5k gift his book telling all the truth?

Nick doesn't have the ability to be truthful, he's not even telling himself the truth so why would he release anything that isn't a blatant lie?

 

[Lemondale]

Is he worse than Shane Holmberg now?

 

[I Will Be Us]

Boy, do I have a thread for you

I lasted half way through the first page before getting the hell out of there.

 

[SaltyFanta]

I can’t be the only one waiting for identity theft charges or similar.

I've been waiting for another mugshot to appear in the community happenings thread. It's coming I feel it, trust the plan, 2 more weeks.

It’s been two months since Nick has streamed on YouTube or rumble. He’s not going to any time soon either because he knows the chat will be trolling the entire time.

I think he knows on some level that he's metaphorically surrounded, and that his life is pretty much ruined, but instead of going peacefully he's ready to fight to the bitter end. I'm going with my "Nick is the real life Dutch Van Der Linde" theory and choosing to believe he is ready to kill himself to avoid capture.

 

[Hellblazer]

Shame Rekeita can't prove that his 8 year old didn't consume large amounts of cocaine.
Wait a minute

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I cannot stop thinking about Nick being in The Shining, the shit cracks me up too much.

Nick: And just WHEN do you think we should clean the kitchen?
Kayla: As soon as possible?
Or
Drexel enters the Balldo compound
Drexel: is anybody here?
Drexel: is anybody here?
Then Nick buries an axe in his chest.

No matter what scene it is it just works too perfectly for this dumb ass situation.

Nick walks into room 237 and the woman in the tub just turns into April.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I'm going with my "Nick is the real life Dutch Van Der Linde"

I can see it. Rekieta shares a lot with Dutch with the added bonus of also being a cuckold.

Also I hope Fapcop is paying attention because all he needs to sleep with Kayla is to come between Nick and Kayla with a bat and watch as Nick tard rages and beats himself as Fapcop heads off with Kayla

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Posting crosses on Golgotha to stir up the Nick demon when he reads his thread

Suffer, demon

 

[Annealing Crater]

I'm going with my "Nick is the real life Dutch Van Der Linde" theory and choosing to believe he is ready to kill himself to avoid capture.

"I got a plan. This is a good one. This is the last gayop that we are ever gonna pull. Just one more W to own Aaron and the nerds and we're off to Jamaica. I know a friendly bull who can take us there, we just need bring him our wife."