Most autistic thing you've purchased lately - c'mon feel the cringe

Day of the Cope said:
With winter coming, decided to get one of these 'spreader knifes' so I don't have to worry about ripping my toast to shit when I butter it.
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These are so fun to use; it's the adult version of a Play-Doh tool.
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After my first order got lost in transit, I finally received my Doogee (lol) S200. In the hand, it's no larger than my previous phone was inside a case, but the chunky chassis and oversized battery definitely make for a pretty hefty device (over 13 ounces).

That (and some occasional Chinglish in the menus) aside, it's shockingly normal and performs pretty well. I particularly like the extra button on the left side that you can configure actions for.
 
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William F. Clinton said:
The Westerly sweater that was in The Big Lebowski
I SWEAR I'M NOT A FAGGY LARPER IT'S JUST COMFY WINTERWEAR
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The funniest thing would be if you pretend to completely miss every Lebowski references anyone makes to you. "Oh, huh, I think someone else told me about that movie. Did it come out recently?"
 
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Aunt Carol said:
The funniest thing would be if you pretend to completely miss every Lebowski references anyone makes to you. "Oh, huh, I think someone else told me about that movie. Did it come out recently?"
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I literally dress like Dale Gribble from King of the Hill five days a week. The vast majority of people don't notice it, but on the rare occasion someone says, "hey you look like that guy from KotH," I feign ignorance and make them explain it to me. Often times provoking them into extemporaneous descriptions of their favorite episodes. I don't think I am autistic, but I sure as hell am an asshole.

Tax: My most recent autistic purchase is a complete set of Nando's sauces and rubs. I didn't particularly care for Nando's chimken when I was living and working in the UK, but I bought it mostly because someone I know online wants to try Nando's however they are too poor to go to Great Britain. So I thought it would be funny to cook it at home, and then low key rub their faces in it.

Also I bought a campfire stove that converts the energy created by burning organic material in it into power to charge a phone or other digital device.
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Recently got somewhat back into collecting Living Dead Dolls (a hobby I won’t be able to indulge myself in much longer, currently growing a small human so that’ll be expensive enough). Managed to snag my holy grail doll, Toxic Molly, for under £200 which is a rarity, and I’m currently in a bidding war for a doll bundle. Fingers crossed I get it and the happiness from having them will last me until baby’s born.
 
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ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni said:
Also I bought a campfire stove that converts the energy created by burning organic material in it into power to charge a phone or other digital device.
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I've always been curious about those. If you don't mind, I'd be interested in a real world report about how much power it generates. I mostly rely on my Delta 2 plus a solar panel for camping energy needs, but still find stuff like this neat.
 
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