Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Procopius]

Auto-erotic asphyxiation

Males aged 9-80? Is there seriously a case of a 9 year old wank-hanging themselves?

why the fuck did she decide to call herself fox

She's half of one of those straight-with-extra-steps couples. Her husband calls himself Owl. Like in Winnie the Pooh. I guess if they have a kid they will call it Piglet.

 

[Sean Andalou]

{ "woman" t-shirt story }

If I had seen such a t-shirt I would have guessed some sort of "I am woman hear me roar" vibe was intended. And not had a single thought about troons, even to dismiss it.

Has anyone here seen such a shirt and is it really anti troon?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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She checked on you because you are insane and she was concerned that you would freak out and hurt someone.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Has anyone here seen such a shirt and is it really anti troon?

There are these shirts that give the old dictionary definition of 'woman'. They are based but can get you in trouble with girldick lovers, people have been kicked out of bars for wearing them and such.

 

[Jex]

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Pooner got into a verbal fight with two guys (that she was totally in the right about) and gets a reality check with how if she was a man they would beat her up.
Now she realizes that no one will protect her

She got what she wanted

She’ll never learn. You can just tell by the not so subtle clues that she was rude and hasn’t entirely grasped that sometimes it’s better not to say something even if you are technically right. Like an autistic person walking through an end-stage cancer clinic and telling them they’re all going to die soon, then demanding respect for her insightful comment. She’s so insufferable that even her Dad wants to give her a dig.

 

[Procrastinhater]

praise to be Magichan, etc.

Do you want demons?
This is how we get demons.

Anyway, my point is that if you want to see dead trannies, just look up papers on auto-erotic deaths. It’s the most feminine way to die.

Fucking lol I didn't think it was possible to laugh that hard at fucking coroner's reports, but you proved me wrong.
You also owe me new ribs.

She’ll never learn. You can just tell by the not so subtle clues that she was rude and hasn’t entirely grasped that sometimes it’s better not to say something even if you are technically right. Like an autistic person walking through an end-stage cancer clinic and telling them they’re all going to die soon, then demanding respect for her insightful comment. She’s so insufferable that even her Dad wants to give her a dig.

She sounds like a typical hyper aggressive Pooner that's got hopped on Testosterone, can't handle it, and starts trying to overcompensate and prove her manly man status by getting in guys faces.

Kind of like this one on the airplane, but there's dozens of videos of these aggressive little doods pulling shit that would get them rocked if anyone took them seriously.
Fortunately for Li'l Pooner, they don't

 

[Bookwork]

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So women better stop identifying as women or planes will have to land short of their destinations so they can be thrown off and the one troon passenger can feel comfy in his little seat with his stuffed shark and his rainbow hoodie?

 

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She posted an entire essay on Linkedin, suggesting that Virgin Atlantic might want to consider banning passengers who wear "potentially offensive clothing":


If you're so mentally unstable that you're incapable of being in the presence of someone wearing a t-shirt with the word "woman" on it without throwing a hissyfit , you're not sufficiently mentally fit to travel unsupervised.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Over on Bluesky, troons are still seething as they slowly realize that everyone hates them:

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https://bsky.app/profile/bolshevikmilf.bsky.social/post/3lapuywbcs22i

"Emma Cumslutress" (not a fetish!) keeps composing sad tweets about how troons have so much less support from "the cis" than they used to in 2018:

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He then follows this up by saying anyone who thinks that troons should attempt to moderate their insane beliefs should be murdered, and his friend agrees:

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And seethes about an actual woman who was trying to be nice to him and a fellow brickhon, and only earned his rage instead:

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Damn, I wonder why support for you guys has gone down since 2017? A mystery.

Elsewhere: this guy doesn't realize what a hilarious self-own his post is:

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Not even "allies" want troons anywhere near them, because deep down they know AGPs are creeps, but other troons are delighted at the chance to invite fellow crossdressers to their houses so they can rape them in their sleep.

Somebody with a bluesky account, please reply "41%. Unrelated I just like numbers "

 

[Sean Andalou]

There are these shirts that give the old dictionary definition of 'woman'. They are based but can get you in trouble with girldick lovers, people have been kicked out of bars for wearing them and such.

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Now that I see the shirt, that answers my question. Love it.

She posted an entire essay on Linkedin, suggesting that Virgin Atlantic might want to consider banning passengers who wear "potentially offensive clothing":

Potentially offensive?
Do you suppose such a rule could be abused?
Or is abusing it the whole point?

 

[Nero Fiddled]

So a shirt with "Woman" written on it is a "trans dog whistle"?

So that's, breakfast cereals, pavements, the colour green, milk, sparrows, thermoplastics, aardvarks, snow, lawnmowers, grass, trees , breathing, looking, not looking and t shirts so far this week then..?

It's a bit of a radical idea, but *maybe* these retards would have much happier lives if they concentrated on living rather than hunting for hurts...

 

[Sean Andalou]

It's a bit of a radical idea, but *maybe* these retards would have much happier lives if they concentrated on living rather than hunting for hurts...

Or better yet, avoided trouble by avoiding people.
It's always people you know.

 

[The Un-Clit]

There are these shirts that give the old dictionary definition of 'woman'. They are based but can get you in trouble with girldick lovers, people have been kicked out of bars for wearing them and such.

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Based. I bet my ex has one. If not, i'm ordering her one for Xmas.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

She posted an entire essay on Linkedin, suggesting that Virgin Atlantic might want to consider banning passengers who wear "potentially offensive clothing":

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If you're so mentally unstable that you're incapable of being in the presence of someone wearing a t-shirt with the word "woman" on it without throwing a hissyfit , you're not sufficiently mentally fit to travel unsupervised.

The replies she got were a riot. You're not in Tranny Kansas anymore, Pooner. LinkedIn ain't Reddit.

I'm sorry, you seriously want companies to unlawfully discriminate against women?

Fox Fisher? The Fox Fisher that sells “Trans women are women” t-shirts on your website? So trans women can wear a t-shirt declaring they’re women but women cannot wear a t-shirt declaring that they’re women. So inclusive.

Wearing a T shirt giving the dictionary definition of 'woman' isn't saying trans people don't have the right to exist. If only 'trans women' had been content to say, 'Yes, I am male but I wish I were female and I choose to present as a woman but out of deference to women's feelings, I'll keep out of women's spaces and sports', there wouldn't have been this huge resistance to your movement. People have had enough of being bullied and your playing the victim here does nothing to help your case.

Snort.

She really has very little to complain about. The tranny trend has been very good to her. She's made tranny documentaries, did some tranny children's books (of course) and got alotta design and consulting gigs with some multinational corporations. (Like this one for Durex: https://archive.ph/sAss6 Free toy or condoms in every limited edition "CelebraXion" box!) She even got an honorary doctorate for her tranny "media" work. If you're spoilin' for a juvenile and gaudy "Crickets for Trans Rights!" t shirt, or some other remarkably girly Pride fashion or home decor item, she'll hook you up on her website.

Clearly she's under the impression that she is a trans person of consequence, and that when she speaks, Virgin Atlantic will listen.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I vote we bring back Trans International/American Airlines the company went out of business in 1986 it can now be a tranny airline all employees and passengers will either be trans or their handmaidens. Trannies get their safe space, and sane people won't have to deal with these freaks on our flights.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Clearly she's under the impression that she is a trans person of consequence ...

The only way to be a trans person really of consequence -- not just of trans consequence -- is to be like this guy:


That is to say, already a billionaire before you trooned.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Pritzker

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

Now that I see the shirt, that answers my question. Love it.


Potentially offensive?
Do you suppose such a rule could be abused?
Or is abusing it the whole point?

You just know any Harry Potter merch would fall under this rule. Better not wear your Gryffindor striped socks lest a troon might feel UNSAFE.

 

[unexpected onions]

She posted an entire essay on Linkedin, suggesting that Virgin Atlantic might want to consider banning passengers who wear "potentially offensive clothing":

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If you're so mentally unstable that you're incapable of being in the presence of someone wearing a t-shirt with the word "woman" on it without throwing a hissyfit , you're not sufficiently mentally fit to travel unsupervised.

I bet if they did that and an airline decided that a 'kill all terfs' t-shirt is offensive and banned it she would scream fascism.

 

[Calvin Gabriel]

Troon thought he would "shake up" the C++ world, wasted years of his life being obnoxious and arrogant in the standards community which got him nowhere. He then proceeds to write an article about how hard he has it and how no one appreciates him. The best part?

I should have taken it as a sign of things to come when, in 2015, Jon Kalb tried (emphasis on tried) to introduce me to Bjarne. Bjarne looked me up and down, put on a face of disgust, and walked away. (link)

CXX chads just can't stop winning.

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

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"I wasn't expecting to share a cabin with someone who blatantly doesn't think trans people have the right to exist."
This is the default of any normal person. Everyone on the plane hates you.