Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

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madeupfred said:
Okay sorry I haven't read the whole thread yet but please, PLEASE, for the love of God, understand that a castrato is not the same thing as having a high pitched voice. Tonally they're completely different, and I don't want to get deep into it, but compare the voice of a 9 year old boy to the voice of an adult doing a "boy voice" like you'd see in a cartoon; going through puberty structurally changes your vocal cords in such a way that it's nigh-on impossible for a sexually-mature adult to imitate the register of a child. Shmorky does not sound like an adolescent boy, he sounds like a guy on helium, or a voice actor doing a nasal-y nerd voice. Unless someone literally chopped off his ballsack before he hit puberty, he is a soprano. Please, please, PLEASE, stop calling him a castrato. 100% sure you've never heard a castrato in your life anyway, seeing as the last castrato stopped singing over 100 years ago.
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Calm down.
 
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I'm sure you do, Dave. I'm sure you do. :c
 
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ICametoLurk said:
@Cynister

Nice 173 hours on Sonic Adventure DX
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Yep my 7 year old son loves that game .....

Pickle Inspector said:
Are you the juggalo half brother of Shmorky? Welcome to the forums!
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Close I'm a juggalo non practicing I'm not a meth head nor have I ever done meth I'm not morbidly obese I do have a few extra pounds but I'm 6"3 and diabetic half brother would be incorrect step brother would be more the case and no I didn't beat the shit out of him when we were younger we fought as kids do there is no dark conspiracy we had a pretty normal life growing up the end
 
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Cynister said:
Close I'm a juggalo non practicing I'm not a meth head nor have I ever done meth I'm not morbidly obese I do have a few extra pounds but I'm 6"3 and diabetic half brother would be incorrect step brother would be more the case and no I didn't beat the shit out of him when we were younger we fought as kids do there is no dark conspiracy we had a pretty normal life growing up the end
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This is art. :story:
 
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Cynister said:
Close I'm a juggalo non practicing I'm not a meth head nor have I ever done meth I'm not morbidly obese I do have a few extra pounds but I'm 6"3 and diabetic half brother would be incorrect step brother would be more the case and no I didn't beat the shit out of him when we were younger we fought as kids do there is no dark conspiracy we had a pretty normal life growing up the end
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cool. turns out he ending up becoming a tranny pedophile with a scat fetish anyway

our condolences fam
 
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