Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RodgerDodger]

That's because he's a worthless faggot who has openly boasted that he has no principles, much like the Satanic pervert he is.
“My principles were extensions of courtesy, my rights on loan to others.”

He has no principles. He is scum, vermin. A blot on the human race.

I'm pretty sure that there's more than enough evidence that he's likely an honest to God diagnosible psychopath. At a minimum he's a deeply narcissistic sociopath. But more and more he looks like a psychopath chasing the thrill.

 

[AnOminous]

Coincidence or not, now I'm a believer in the blowjob theory.

I love his excuse. It's so fucking pathetic. He's such a bad liar.

Small children come up with better lies.

Kill yourself Nick.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Not necessarily in this order:

1.) Gather all of the evidence of my [Nick's] crimes. Send it to the police, Aaron's lawyer, and Monty's lawyer.
2.) Divorce Kayla. Tell her that she must do better and care for the kids while I [Nick] take the fall for the best of the family. Give Kayla and other family members majority if not full custody.
3.) Kick out April. Delete her information from my [Nick's] contacts. Initiate a restraining order against her for the whole family if she attempts to return.
4.) Liquidate assets to pay Monty. Post a video and messages on all social media apologizing for the incident, retracting the statements, and offering to help Monty in future proceedings against others who continue to spread the defamatory statements.
5.) Have a sit down with the kids to explain why things are happening, why dad has screwed up, and how they should avoid this in the future for themselves and their partners.
6.) Turn myself [Nick] in. Plea guilty but insist on strict measures in the agreements such as long-term rehab, continual drug testing, some amount of jail time, things such as that to ensure that real Nick gets a message.

You forgot
7. Suck Start a Shotgun

 

[Captain Manning]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu may correct me, but he usually doesn't lock (members only) his Locals text posts... The fact that he did and promptly threatened BBN tells me he was planning this course of action beforehand.

Yeah well, if he pushes back with a DMCA strike now, it's gonna be funny as shit.

"Putting a Backwards Internet watermark doesn't mean it's not my content."

Now wait a minue Nick, NOOO!

Like I've said a number of times now, I have my doubts BBN is Kinochet, because Kinochet simply isn't this smart. They also seem to credit the Farms, which is something Kinochet rarely, if ever, does.

Also @Himedall All-seeing Waifu reproduced the post here with commentary. Is he gonna file a DMCA with Null? I'd like to see him try.

Your move, fuckhead (Nick).

 

[Procrastinhater]

If the fight goes anything like last night's Paul vs Tyson fight I am going to eat my shoe.

I didn't watch it. Let me guess, it went the distance and the Judges gave it to Paul on a split decision?

Am I right?
Why anyone paid for that fixed carnival bullshit is beyond me. A YouTuber "fighting" a dude (great in his day don't get me wrong, I loved Tyson in the 80's, that's why this faggot shit is embarrassing now) in his fucking 60's is a joke. Makes a mockery out of a dying sport.
But hey, least Mike got paid I guess.

The subtext here is Nick is telling us he is trans

At this point it wouldn't even surprise me. It's the logical next step for a pornsick closeted homo that's friends with pedophiles and whose dick doesn't work, so why not?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

-Refresh farms
-No new feature saying Nick was arrested again
-Go about my day
-Refresh farms

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I can’t be the only one waiting for identity theft charges or similar.

Keep in mind it was about a week between the pastor making his report to the police and Nick getting arrested.
Do we have a rough idea when Aaron went to the police with his concerns over identity theft?
Also, what I think will likely happen is that the cops will first execute a warrant to grab Nick's phone and computer.
He won't get arrested until they find evidence of crime.
It just occurred to me that Nick will potentially be without access to the internet for a while - this thread might actually slow down until somebody posts Nick's second mugshot.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Nick is pity farming for attention. Something happened and he's compensating. Just wait for the news to break.

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"Being muzzled" says the guy who can't shut up, even when it's damaging to his case and reputation.
"I'm not an addict" says the guy who had an ounce of coke in his safe, and who within days of his supposed ordered drug tests being over was embarrassing himself calling in to a pedophiles podcast drunk, slurring, and likely high going by his over excited, whiny, nasal smug faggy voice.
"People make assumptions about my vices and my love for my family" says the guy who neglected his kids, gave his daughter coke, and upended and totally screwed up the lives of his 5 children because he chose to put his vices above his responsibility for those kids.

Die in a fire Balldo you fucking subhuman fuck.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Keep in mind it was about a week between the pastor making his report to the police and Nick getting arrested.
Do we have a rough idea when Aaron went to the police with his concerns over identity theft?
Also, what I think will likely happen is that the cops will first execute a warrant to grab Nick's phone and computer.
He won't get arrested until they find evidence of crime.
It just occurred to me that Nick will potentially be without access to the internet for a while - this thread might actually slow down until somebody posts Nick's second mugshot.

IIRC, Aaron spoke to the police and submitted a bunch of stuff on Wednesday. So they've likely only just opened an investigation. I don't think were gonna see any developments until the end of the month at the earliest.

 

[datura_binge]

Nick is pity farming for attention. Something happened and he's compensating. Just wait for the news to break.

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So he is just admitting she is staying on property now? After all those tweets back and forth where she was wandering "in the woods" and pretending like he wasn't around etc? I feel like he never outright said she wasn't there, but I also feel like it was certainly implied. It's also rich seeing Nick wax poetic about what an addict is when he has been forced to go to rehab for his crippling alcohol and narcotics addiction. Beyond interested in what "story" this faggot is gonna try to spin once his "criminal proceedings" are over and how different it will be from "I din do it guys, I swear I din do it"

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I unironically think he's worse than Ron Toye now though.

I hope somebody points this out to Nick on Twitter if it hasn't happened already.

He's fucked April already, May was fucked by Ethan Ralph.
Maybe June is the name of his new concubine. We know July fucked him so badly, he claimed to have grown up in the hood, nig-gur.

It's a bit of a stretch, but you could count Ralph (JCaesar187) as August...

 

[Watching Rekieta]

And why the fucking chair thing? Who’s disabled? Gross

Two reasons:
1) He sits when Aaron comes over instead of having to wear kneepads in the shower.
2) The Ralphamale likes to stand on it when it's Nick's turn to get the BJ.

 

[AnOminous]

(BTW, that's from a well known hentai anime called Words Worth. I would give roughly 50% odds Nick has seen it. Nick watches only the trashiest anime).

That's the meme I was referencing. I only know it from the meme, honest.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Actions not words, Nick. He seems BAFFLED that people will not take his word unquestioningly.

This is a guy who has lied and lied and lied, even about stupid shit, even when it's obvious he was lying, even in the face of evidence being thrown in his face, he's a pathological liar.
The man's word is dogshit.
"I wouldn't trust him to burn if I set him ablaze myself" is a pretty good description of how anyone should feel about the word of Nick Rekieta.
The man has zero integrity.
He deserves no benefit of the doubt.

I've only ever seen one person lie as much as Balldo and that's Boogie 1488, who might have lied about cancer, but at least he never put his own urges and vices over the wellbeing of his 5 kids.
As reprehensible as Boogie is at least he never had a daughter test positive for cocaine.

Rekieta has no place to complain about nobody trusting him.
He used to be well liked, well respected. His fuckin thread used to read like a fanzine, the first few hundred pages were constantly sucking his dick until his mask started to drop, and even then, for fucking months people were trying to talk sense to him, to get him to "pull up".

For him to come out with that self pitying bullshit is just more manipulative narc bullshit.
He hasn't learned a fucking thing.
And he don't owe us shit. We're just here to watch the freakshow. It's his poor kids he owes. They never asked for a Dad who's such a fuckup he uprooted their comfortable middle class life because he can't even control his lusts like an animal.
And he is fucking deluded if he thinks they just see this as a "rough summer". They might not say it to his face (so he doesn't punch himself again) but they will resent him. The eldest especially likely despise him. Oh they'll still love him as well, he's their Dad, but they're never gonna look at him the same way again.
Parading his Slampig around in front of them... JfC.

Balldos remaining Balldowashers must be the most gullible marks on the planet. Pure rubes.

 

[Captain Manning]

I didn't watch it. Let me guess, it went the distance and the Judges gave it to Paul on a split decision?

No. It went the distance and the judges gave it to Paul on a unanimous decision.

It was a pretty sorry-ass fight for both of them, TBH. Tyson was not in good shape.

To that end, I have to give Tyson some credit: He did not get completely steamrolled by a kid over 30 years his younger and with a longer reach. There was no KO. I don't think this was some great accomplishment for Paul. If it were Tyson is his prime, Paul would have left in a bodybag.

But hey, least Mike got paid I guess.

A lot of people speculated that was the only reason he agreed to do this farce.

Do we have a rough idea when Aaron went to the police with his concerns over identity theft?

It was Tuesday or Wednesday, I think. Monday was Veterans Day and Aaron made mention that he wasn't gonna do it then.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Let's just say that stroganoff didn't actually have "wagyu" in it.

Wag, you.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Kurwa

Bobr

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

It was Tuesday or Wednesday, I think. Monday was Veterans Day and Aaron made mention that he wasn't gonna do it then.

So, if we use Nick's first arrest as a baseline, then Nick could expect a knock on his door in a couple of days.
Give the cops a couple more days to sift through the contents of his electronics....his next arrest could be either just before or just after his next court date,

 

[Desktop User2]

I'll be honest. I never bought into the blowjob theory during his DSP moment on the coke stream.

I don't remember if anyone mentioned this before. Maybe someone did and I missed it, but while searching for some clips, I stumbled upon him making a gesture requesting a BJ about 10 minutes before the DSP moment...

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Coincidence or not, now I'm a believer in the blowjob theory.

I´ve never listened to that clip with the audio enhanced but that gargle when he was done make it pretty clear.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

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[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

while I [Nick] take the fall for the best of the family

You're channeling Nick too well. It's not "taking the fall" if you're responsible for it.

I gave my answer before the question was posed:

Shut the fuck up, disappear, transplant [my] brain and whole personality, legitimately become a different person.*

*Alternative: Shut the fuck up, disappear, release [my] family from [me], give them all [my] money, and be Dexter in that awful finale, except never be seen or heard from again, by anyone.

But yeah, before these, I'd add your point to plead guilty/confess to everything (charged and as-yet-uncharged) with a request for an upward departure (meaning greater punishment than the sentencing guidelines indicate) on the basis that I'm a lying liar who LIES and probably omitted something from my confession/plea. Go to jail.

Before jail:

• Make public statement that the pastor and everyone who reported me was right and I was wrong.
• Deep apology to Kayla's family.
• Admit to kids in letters that I am irredeemable and that they should use me as an example of what not to do and who not to be.
• Pay all my debts.
• Withdraw from the Bar.
• Never have the arrogance to mention or cite the Bible in public again.
• After jail, work on a fishing boat or spreading hot tar in the summers in Phoenix for a decade or so.
• Leave everyone else alone.