Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.3%

  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.4%

  • Within a year

    Votes: 206 26.9%

  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 140 18.3%

  • Never

    Votes: 21 2.7%

  • Shes already there

    Votes: 247 32.3%
  • Total voters
    765
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Coco is right about the adhd meds crash. It's awful. But, here's the thing they're amphetamines! You always have a crash after a stimulant. While people with adhd have different biological responses to stimulants than normal people do, we still get things like increased heart rate (which generally goes away after a while), decreaed appetite (which also goes away pretty quick), and a noticeable stimulant crash.

Especially with older Adderall formulations that last four to eight hours. There's one I know of that lasts 16 or 18 hours. The crash is less noticeable because your body is naturally winding down for the day.

I am also amused that the reason one of them like Kansas is because of casseroles and beef. Like other states aren't also known for both of those things. She has a point about it being in the center of the US. I'm actually a little surprised more giant companies don't headquarter there for that reason. It would be much easier to plan business trips to other locations in the US, fewer time zone issues that either coast, lots of room, etc. The talent will move to where the companies are over time.
 
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This made me friggin MATI. Here’s someone who is close to getting it and actually seems to understand cause and effect despite being politically retarded. Coco’s response: BURN THE WITCH! BULLYING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES.

She’s such a bitch. “You don’t need anyone’s approval to pursue weight loss. The world congratulates you for it actually”. Salty.
 
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Zemblan Physics said:
You don’t need anyone’s approval to pursue weight loss. The world congratulates you for it actually”. Salty.
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Or just forget the weight-loss altogether and request more “proper comfortable seating”, and maybe a bariatric rated motorised wheelchair to ferry you from one “proper comfortable” seat to the next. So no chair us non-deathfats sit in is a “proper comfortable” seat.

Yesterday I had to go to an outpatient clinic at my states newest hospital. In the waiting areas every second seating option was a bariatric rated bench. Fat Amy Ramadan would have loved it. I had to sit on a bench as all the single chairs were taken. It was so uncomfortable having no back on the seat. Fuck off you fat privileged farts. I wanted a “proper comfortable “ seat, built for my proportions.
 
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I call shenanigans said:
Or just forget the weight-loss altogether and request more “proper comfortable seating”, and maybe a bariatric rated motorised wheelchair to ferry you from one “proper comfortable” seat to the next. So no chair us non-deathfats sit in is a “proper comfortable” seat.

Yesterday I had to go to an outpatient clinic at my states newest hospital. In the waiting areas every second seating option was a bariatric rated bench. Fat Amy Ramadan would have loved it. I had to sit on a bench as all the single chairs were taken. It was so uncomfortable having no back on the seat. Fuck off you fat privileged farts. I wanted a “proper comfortable “ seat, built for my proportions.
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You can’t out muscle knee capacity stupid coco! That makes me mad too. And spine capacity. Even if somebody were a 100 percent metabolically healthy fat, they would still hit the wall with the knees, there’s no way to just fat and fat and fat and get away with it after a certain age and wear and tear on the body. Then you need the scooter then you get too fat and suffocate your lungs, etc
 
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The Queen of Autists said:
She is right though that part of helping yourself when you have seasonal affective disorder is to start some cozy Fall/Winter routines. Things like picking out special fuzzy socks and wearing them and drinking coco and stupid shit like that. Coco the drink not the she beast lol but J’s mileage may vary
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I mean sort of, the other thing that REALLY helps is regular exercise and some kind of creative hobby - preferably one that forces you to interact with others.
 
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Yes, JULIANA, your hospital stay is very cute... What do you mean that's the room she sleeps in - alone - every night?
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Could you imagine trying to share a room (let alone a bed!) with either of them? Between the constant farting, deathfat snore, and the CPAP machine, you'd need industrial quality earplugs to sleep
 
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Wait she literally has her own bed in the basement? Wtf!
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I have a theory it’s one of those basements that’s half under ground and half not so there is a side door and she can go out there and come in the front so there’s only the porch steps to deal with - fully don’t know if this is only head canon but it’s the only way J in the basement makes sense to me
 
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it’s the only way J in the basement makes sense to me
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Old houses with basements tend to have narrow rickety stairs. I have trouble picturing Juliana walking down them.

Corissa posted a pic of Juliana in the livingroom with a laptop on a TV tray, while sitting in that huge armchair. I wonder if that's where she really works? Maybe she's sleeping in a chair too?
 
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Like, am I being overly optimistic or would Juliana look really good as a butch lady if she lost all that weight and the puberty beard?
There's one picture of her earlier in the thread where she's still fatter as fuck but you can kinda see a "what could have been".

She has nice eyes and that hair is really good on her. I could easily see her as a home depot kinda butch with jeans and a white tank top fixing around the house.
I think if she lost weight she would be so far out of corissas League she would even know she existed.

Its sad. Its not like ambo that I don't think is ALL THAT underneath the blubber.
I honestly think that a fit butch J would be a headturner.
 
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Terfatron said:
Like, am I being overly optimistic or would Juliana look really good as a butch lady if she lost all that weight and the puberty beard?
There's one picture of her earlier in the thread where she's still fatter as fuck but you can kinda see a "what could have been".

She has nice eyes and that hair is really good on her. I could easily see her as a home depot kinda butch with jeans and a white tank top fixing around the house.
I think if she lost weight she would be so far out of corissas League she would even know she existed.

Its sad. Its not like ambo that I don't think is ALL THAT underneath the blubber.
I honestly think that a fit butch J would be a headturner.
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When thinner, they're both not unattractive people. Thin Coco was lovely if not classically beautiful. J has a nice face too, when you glimpse it under the fat or see an older photo where it's not misshapen. But would she be hot? I literally can't conceive of it.
 
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Cereal Killer said:
is this Js cot in the basement?

edit-already mentioned. That’s pretty depressing, J banished to the basement to drag herself from her bed to her desk everyday to keep those paychecks coming in
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There is a studio space in or near their town that Coco and Juliana use for shoots. The studio appears to be on the second story of an older brick building, likely a loft style open space.

Their house has much lower ceilings and not as much natural lighting.
 
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OttoWest said:
There is a studio space in or near their town that Coco and Juliana use for shoots. The studio appears to be on the second story of an older brick building, likely a loft style open space.

Their house has much lower ceilings and not as much natural lighting.
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Also, can you honestly imagine that immaculate white bedspread staying immaculate and white in their house?

White bedspreads in any home can be a pain to keep in good condition, let alone a house that contains multiple cats, dogs, and constantly snacking, unwashed deathfats in dirty clothes.

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She just gotta lie sometimes.
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Aren't they so close to the centre of town that they can sit on their front verandah and watch parades go past?
 
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