Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Blame YouTube for pushing long format content, so now we’re getting two-hour long essays about everything.
They can be enjoyable and informative but then you have people like CJ Halliday who fills every micro-second of dead air with fucking memes and stupid loud noises. Then there’s the incessant commentary clearly designed to drag shit out. Nigger boy, I do not require the opinions of a teenager regarding the psychological nuances of flashing your pecker. Just give a 30 second synopsis, shut your whore mouth and play the video.
 
They can be enjoyable and informative but then you have people like CJ Halliday who fills every micro-second of dead air with fucking memes and stupid loud noises. Then there’s the incessant commentary clearly designed to drag shit out. Nigger boy, I do not require the opinions of a teenager regarding the psychological nuances of flashing your pecker. Just give a 30 second synopsis, shut your whore mouth and play the video.
CJs editing if HORRENDOUS. Genuinely has that lol random energy. His voice is also just grating
 
I too, prefer not to watch CJ. His style doesn't mesh well with me. I find him too energetic, too zoomer.
 
CJs editing if HORRENDOUS. Genuinely has that lol random energy. His voice is also just grating
His intros alone are something like 5 minutes long before he even gets to the subject. I liked the first couple videos of his then just stopped watching. I don’t know if I’d rather watch a Porkney Neidt stream or a CJ vid, both are insufferable with only a handful of good moments throughout both of their entire body of work.
 
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There’s something I’ve been wondering about. Has Cyrax ever done any “adulting” at all? I mean simple stuff like buying food or cooking something up even if it’s just a slop.

Lots of people ask about him becoming homeless, but what about the other stuff, like going to a grocery store and buying food, or paying bills, or calling to make appointments, or fixing stuff around the house. I genuinely cannot imagine Cyrax being able to call an Uber, buy stuff he needs, then call an Uber back. And this literally adulting 101, lesson 1. It’s something people learn as children.

Even as a street person, there’s a ton of stuff you have to take care of. If you don’t seek any help, it’s not gonna come to you most of the time.

Of all the regarded cows, Cyrax genuinely is the most sheltered. Clint did a good thing by letting Josh live alone since the beginning. Daniel Larson was pretty good at being homeless. He had enough crazy in him to scare or tire people into giving him what he wanted.
 
There’s something I’ve been wondering about. Has Cyrax ever done any “adulting” at all? I mean simple stuff like buying food or cooking something up even if it’s just a slop.

Lots of people ask about him becoming homeless, but what about the other stuff, like going to a grocery store and buying food, or paying bills, or calling to make appointments, or fixing stuff around the house. I genuinely cannot imagine Cyrax being able to call an Uber, buy stuff he needs, then call an Uber back. And this literally adulting 101, lesson 1. It’s something people learn as children.

Even as a street person, there’s a ton of stuff you have to take care of. If you don’t seek any help, it’s not gonna come to you most of the time.

Of all the regarded cows, Cyrax genuinely is the most sheltered. Clint did a good thing by letting Josh live alone since the beginning. Daniel Larson was pretty good at being homeless. He had enough crazy in him to scare or tire people into giving him what he wanted.
The only thing Chance has ever done in his life was move furniture around by his own admission, which is even a dubious proposition at best. He is incredibly privileged, in that his grandmother and step-dad are willing to give him all the time he needs to make a living for himself. Though at this point, it seems more so that they're just afraid to actually try and put their foot down on the matter. I'm thinking it's only a matter of time before Chance kills someone, Sally kicks the bucket, or the police finally decide to arrest him for being an active threat to children online.
 
Of all the regarded cows, Cyrax genuinely is the most sheltered. Clint did a good thing by letting Josh live alone since the beginning. Daniel Larson was pretty good at being homeless. He had enough crazy in him to scare or tire people into giving him what he wanted.
I recall Raxx claimed he had made some change collecting scrap, but I don't think this has ever been confirmed.

Since you mentioned it, Larson is the complete opposite of Chance - evidently he has the perfect crackhead physique to survive homelessness. Don't know how much of that will be left if he ever gets to hit the street again after incarceration.
 
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There’s something I’ve been wondering about. Has Cyrax ever done any “adulting” at all? I mean simple stuff like buying food or cooking something up even if it’s just a slop.
Since I know Chance watches this thread (and it's why he found out and booted most of his buddy trolls since we're not retards) there you go, buddy. Start a cooking channel.

That is entertaining content for us and a Chance to show the world that you're not a retard like Marty says you are and you can do basic, adult things. Most important of all, you can fail and admit that you failed and learn. That's the number 1 adult thing.
 
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There’s something I’ve been wondering about. Has Cyrax ever done any “adulting” at all? I mean simple stuff like buying food or cooking something up even if it’s just a slop.

Lots of people ask about him becoming homeless, but what about the other stuff, like going to a grocery store and buying food, or paying bills, or calling to make appointments, or fixing stuff around the house. I genuinely cannot imagine Cyrax being able to call an Uber, buy stuff he needs, then call an Uber back. And this literally adulting 101, lesson 1. It’s something people learn as children.

Even as a street person, there’s a ton of stuff you have to take care of. If you don’t seek any help, it’s not gonna come to you most of the time.

Of all the regarded cows, Cyrax genuinely is the most sheltered. Clint did a good thing by letting Josh live alone since the beginning. Daniel Larson was pretty good at being homeless. He had enough crazy in him to scare or tire people into giving him what he wanted.
I've never heard of any man the age of 30 that has never seen or payed a bill in their life before. So yeah I'd say he's pretty damn sheltered. He was never taught how to live outside a house, so he just sits online and talks to kids all day
 
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I've never heard of any man the age of 30 that has never seen or payed a bill in their life before. So yeah I'd say he's pretty damn sheltered. He was never taught how to live outside a house, so he just sits online and talks to kids all day

I would love to see a camera crew follow him around with a simple checklist of tasks for him to do. Easy shit like:

- Wash, dry, and fold a load of laundry.
- Assemble a simple ass IKEA endtable.
- Go to a cell carrier service and sign up for coverage.
- Use a broom and mop.
- Carry on a conversation with another adult for longer than 30 seconds before going into a boot loop and repeating the same five catch phrases like a See'N'Say.
 
I would love to see a camera crew follow him around with a simple checklist of tasks for him to do. Easy shit like:

- Wash, dry, and fold a load of laundry.
- Assemble a simple ass IKEA endtable.
- Go to a cell carrier service and sign up for coverage.
- Use a broom and mop.
- Carry on a conversation with another adult for longer than 30 seconds before going into a boot loop and repeating the same five catch phrases like a See'N'Say.
But this is him when he has to interact with adults
 
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I would love to see a camera crew follow him around with a simple checklist of tasks for him to do. Easy shit like:

- Wash, dry, and fold a load of laundry.
- Assemble a simple ass IKEA endtable.
- Go to a cell carrier service and sign up for coverage.
- Use a broom and mop.
- Carry on a conversation with another adult for longer than 30 seconds before going into a boot loop and repeating the same five catch phrases like a See'N'Say.
I would like too see Raxx pitted against mentally disabled people to compete who gets these tasks done right first. I'd wager Chance would struggle keeping pace with guys who have Down syndrome. It'd make great TV too, but I think it would be unethical to expose involuntarily disabled people to a demented sex pest.
 
Our little goblin boy is BACK baby! Poor fella couldn’t stay sober from the trolls forever, I hope he’s still going to Trolls Anonymous for this terrible addiction.
(just replace “Yam Ranch Records” with “trolls” and this would be spot on… also, I’d love to see him retell his ghost stories of mimics and ghosts (Ed) kicking him in the head with this same lighting effect in some super spooky video)

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The havoc trolling wreaks on the body is astounding.
 
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