🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[neger psykolog]

I made a long post talking about Nathan for You (which was something Jet tweeted about) earlier on in the show: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-19730447



Looking at one of the rooms and the general state of shit right now, it appears we may have reached peak "whatever the fuck this is called" and many of the fish, crew and audience are confused about what the show is, why all of these people are here, what their motivations are and whether the promised reward of $50k is even real.

Mizzy (I think its Mizzy) is talking about needing a new contract and assurance that the prize money is even real, people are talking about pay and prizes, contracts etc.



Jet just walked in and sprayed someone with water as a fishtoy and almost walked out acting oblivious to the heavy contract discussion going on. Now the fish are asking him about their contracts. Jet is reassuring them that the contract is real, they all have the same contract. Some are asking to see the contracts that they have signed.

Jet is reassuring them that they aren't getting tricked with the contract. Jet is telling them straight up that if they think they're getting tricked with the contract they can just leave.

Nathan for You has a pretty famous clip where he has a lawyer who signed an appearance release/contract without even reading it:

Despite what looks like and seems to be complete and utter absolute chaos and confusion, this is truly intriguing to watch and I can't get enough. Neptunian. Full credit to Jet and Sam Hyde and the rest of the crew, this season is great - even if this all falls apart right now I will say it has been immensely satisfying to watch from time to time and truly something that isn't shown anywhere else on TV or the internet.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Jet just walked in and sprayed someone with water as a fishtoy and almost walked out acting oblivious to the heavy contract discussion going on.

That was deer piss, and it's a punishment for whispering.

 

[Doseferatu]

Hot take: Alex doesn't want to leave, which is why he hasn't yet.

Jackie the garbage heap wants to flex her control over Alex's life and the show.

Jackie's garbage daughter wants to be dismissive and pissy.

Mizzy, Conner, Payton, and Simbal want money.

Burt just wants to know what's going on (and Frank).

Frank wants ... FRANKMANIA TO RUN WILD ... WILD RANDY

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Whalewife took $2,000 out of Alex's "e-trade"(I don't know what that is) and Alex covered his face with his hand in absolute devastation. This might be a clue that the cake might be a lie.

 

[Doseferatu]

Whalewife took $2,000 out of Alex's "e-trade"(I don't know what that is) and Alex covered his face with his hand in absolute devastation. This might be a clue that the cake might be a lie.

It means he invested in something, and she just up and took the money.

Run, Alex, run. She's going to spend what she can of his parents' money.

 

[AssignedEva]

The real trick is going to be getting Alex to stay after it's revealed Binx wasn't eliminated. I want Production to succeed here.

How, though? He knows Jackie watches the show and therefore will very rapidly find out that Binx hasn't really been eliminated. Frankly when she eventually leaves the house (if she ever does oh my god where did she get that plate from) she's likely reading summary threads like this one, and therefore will know it's a fake elimination and therefore turn right back up at the house.

 

[CzechYardManagementINC]

Looking at one of the rooms and the general state of shit right now, it appears we may have reached peak "whatever the fuck this is called" and many of the fish, crew and audience are confused about what the show is, why all of these people are here, what their motivations are and whether the promised reward of $50k is even real.

The show has become truly Pynchonesque

 

[Autistic Integrity]

It means he invested in something, and she just up and took the money.

Run, Alex, run. She's going to spend what she can of his parents' money.

She already said she could only afford two tts. I think Alex's family pays for condo and utilities and probably food (and a lot of food for the whale) but that's it

 

[neger psykolog]

Hot take: Alex doesn't want to leave, which is why he hasn't yet.

Jackie the garbage heap wants to flex her control over Alex's life and the show.

It's fascinating to watch this unfold and unravel live. There are some heavy similarities to idubbz and anisa jomha. It's really interesting to see how chaotic people attract other chaotic people who yield extreme control over their lives.

 

[Doseferatu]

She already said she could only afford two tts. I think Alex's family pays for condo and utilities and probably food (and a lot of food for the whale) but that's it

Apparently, there's more in the kitty but she wasn't supposed to use it. I also wouldn't believe her - she's lied about the show to the contestants. She may be lying about not having money to do this "pity poor me" bullshit to Alex: it also seems she's using threats (using his investment money) if he doesn't come home.

 

[The Man With No Name]

How, though? He knows Jackie watches the show and therefore will very rapidly find out that Binx hasn't really been eliminated. Frankly when she eventually leaves the house (if she ever does oh my god where did she get that plate from) she's likely reading summary threads like this one, and therefore will know it's a fake elimination and therefore turn right back up at the house.

If she leaves and then tries to return, they can call the cops on her. You can't show up uninvited to places and demand entry.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

kinda wanna TTS about the time alex told production his wife was a psycho bitch

 

[ToddleDoddle]

How, though? He knows Jackie watches the show and therefore will very rapidly find out that Binx hasn't really been eliminated. Frankly when she eventually leaves the house (if she ever does oh my god where did she get that plate from) she's likely reading summary threads like this one, and therefore will know it's a fake elimination and therefore turn right back up at the house.

It's not like she can just force herself back into the house and Alex will probably behave differently when she is not around. At least it would delay the inevitable by a couple days

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

If she leaves and then tries to return, they can call the cops on her. You can't show up uninvited to places and demand entry.

They should shoot her for trespassing.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

kinda wanna TTS about the time alex told production his wife was a psycho bitch

He brought it up in front of her at the table her pulling a gun on him for trying to call his mom. I think he either likes the abuse or thinks he can't do better.

They should shoot her for trespassing.

Whaling is illegal in Massachusetts

 

[BullfrogBill]

He brought it up in front of her at the table her pulling a gun on him for trying to call his mom. I think he either likes the abuse or thinks he can't do better.


Whaling is illegal in Massachusetts

I think he likes the abuse and has a full on humiliation fetish

 

[sum ting wong]

Hot take: Alex doesn't want to leave, which is why he hasn't yet.

Jackie the garbage heap wants to flex her control over Alex's life and the show.

Alex keeps talking about how if he gets the $50k he "unlocks" $180M from a living trust. I'm almost convinced Jabba came in to scare off other contestants and get Alex the money quicker. Her and the daughter have been going around whispering to contestants and apparently they're saying the prize in only $5k.

This has caused Connor Mizzy and Payton to be worried they're not getting paid. Simbal is scared that there's gay AI photos of him kissing other people. All of them are afraid that their families are being harassed because Jabba told a story about being harassed at Starbucks because of the show.

Jabba also maxed Alex's credit cards and overdrew his bank to get here.

 

[neger psykolog]

He brought it up in front of her at the table her pulling a gun on him for trying to call his mom. I think he either likes the abuse or thinks he can't do better.


Whaling is illegal in Massachusetts

On the "unintentional truman show" of Darksydephil's life I have heard a few people bring up "sick systems" which is basically a way that someone can take power of someone and control them and keep them with them forever - it is kind of what DSP does everyday.

Here's a good read on it: https://www.issendai.com/psychology/sick-systems.html

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Simbal is scared that there's gay AI photos of him kissing other people

There are though.

Jabba also maxed Alex's credit cards and overdrew his bank to get here.

The wiggers already said they paid for her trip and hotel too. She probably blew it all on booze and wigs and shit.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Alex keeps talking about how if he gets the $50k he "unlocks" $180M from a living trust. I'm almost convinced Jabba came in to scare off other contestants and get Alex the money quicker. Her and the daughter have been going around whispering to contestants and apparently they're saying the prize in only $5k.

This has caused Connor Mizzy and Payton to be worried they're not getting paid. Simbal is scared that there's gay AI photos of him kissing other people. All of them are afraid that their families are being harassed because Jabba told a story about being harassed at Starbucks because of the show.

Jabba also maxed Alex's credit cards and overdrew his bank to get here.

Frank is convincing them it's real though right? Barely able to watch