Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 105 34.4%

  • Total voters
    305
Nick is pity farming for attention. Something happened and he's compensating. Just wait for the news to break.

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His Ralph transformation is coming along nicely. This reads just like the occasional pity post that would go up on Gunt's website, when he'd occasionally show a couple seconds of self-awareness before sinking back into his booze and xanny berries.
 
Also, children are small, <shocked gasp>, and small amounts of drugs can have a much bigger impact on test results than they would have in adults.
Every single possibility for how the kid was exposed to the drugs, doing as mommy does and snorting some from a little spoon, eating the candy, being dosed by daddy, being dosed multiple times, accidentally giving the kid something laced with cocaine. They are all entirely possible scenarios and the test result does not tell us ANYTHING that indicates which is true.

EDIT: I excluded the "the cop touched my kid's hair" cope Nick keeps repeating because its scientifically impossible.
It's not just that kids are small. It's that kids change rapidly in size, mass and metabolism. Making accurate interpretations of toxicology and pharmacology difficult. Especially with something like cocaine. Where nobody sane is doing actual testing on kids over time and across broad age ranges to establish any testing baselines.

The General presumption of the medical and legal communities is ANY cocaine in a kid is bad. Arguing how much past "we are certain it is there" is a non starter.
 
Nicholas Rekieta posted a seething diatribe to his LOCALS. He's referring to people making fun of his self-induced situation and self-indulgence as "specters". 👻
No, the creative writer is referring to the most common opinions about him haunting him, not as a synonym 'ghost.'

Opinion: He has a burning desire to "Well actually" in the most legally autistic possible way, and there's prison hanging over his head.
 
Nick LOCALS Chat Highlights Part II:

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Well, I mean, he mocked Keffals. Let's not get ridiculous.
Keffals cooked a decent pasta dish (he's Italian), never had a child test positive for cocaine, but was also adjacent to gross nonces and potentially a groomer himself; with the collars and shit.
Weighing the various criterion, I think skelly slightly better. He deserves a sticker for this, alongside the ones for his daughter not testing positive for cocaethylene and norcocaine. :really:
Ron did himself no favors saying "I'd rather be a cuck with Monica, than live without her," but I attribute that more to him being a fucking idiot, and not a confession.
I don't know, it just sounds like he's simping for his ex/girlfriend whatever, where he thought the emotional bond was tighter than it really is.
Unless he watched other men or women fuck his wife, he's not a cuck. I'd agree it's a foolish arrangement of words and makes him sound pathetic.

Wait, how many balldos does he own?
He had a grey one as well, it was Drexel's which he claimed wasn't used (big X to doubt). Drexel got it back I think.
Imagine this, at some point he had TWO of these devices lying around. I'd love to be a specter in the walls to see what happened.
Actually, no. I take that back. :really:

Yeah that's the thing, if it was just over or around the cut off, I could maybe buy "accidental" exposure, but ten fucking times the cut off??
How the fuck do you pop a 10 times the cut off dose, a level that indicates regular or habitual use by accident?
This is a hair test, not a piss test, so that level is accumulated over a period of time, it's not just one large dose, what she "accidentally" managed to get into his stuff multiple times?
I know that 10x the reference value seems very high, but it really depends on the tests. Some tests consider 10x the reference value as nothing, while others see 2x as a huge difference. So, I think it’s better to leave this kind of analysis to people who really understand the interpretation well.
I'm going to collate everything I've written on the subject in one big post later. I might even get an old colleague to proofread it, I'm not skelly and his paedophile friends and I don't want to spread disinformation.
In general, x10 the cutoff will not come from contamination. The lab that tested these samples have a decontamination protocol that they used which works very well according to the papers I've read (in full, not just the abstract). With their protocol, rates that indicate heavy use dropped to somewhere above the ordinary cutoff at 150pg/mg at the maxima. <150pg/mg is used for average workers. Public servants require <100pg/mg and medical staff are at <300pg/mg. 500 is used for the general public.
They also retest the sample in the case of a child.

>5000pg/mg (greater than) just will not happen with skelly's delusional glove story. I'm not sure why it's >5000 rather than an actual number like 4572. However, if you think about it, it will send shivers down your spine. Perhaps the test they ran had a determination of only up to 5000. Generally, a smaller range gives higher resolution, it could just be 0-5000pg/mg for this test that's able to discriminate between a tenth of a picogram. >5000pg/mg could be 10,000 or even more, ie beyond the GC-MS configuration.
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The way cocaine interacts in a child's system isn't well know, because, well, we can't ethically evaluate this. We can't just gather a bunch of children that uses cocaine to see how the drug interacts with their system. Based on this, I think the police will not be perusing action. They can already pin child endangerment on the qover because they had loose firearms and cocaine around children.
 
As an ultimate UFC/MMA fan who is watching the fights, you can tell this faggot knows nothing about the sport. He didn't grift off the Paul V Tyson fight like everyone else last night because he's a dumb faggot that doesn't know sports, so now he thinks he can make up for it. Dumb pussy cuck faggot.

EDIT: Old Stream went down. Here's a new links if you don't want to PPV $100 for the fight https://jj.mmastreamlinks.com/detail-match/2600049124
 
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He didn't grift off the Paul V Tyson fight like everyone else last night because he's a dumb faggot that doesn't know sports, so now he thinks he can make up for it. Dumb pussy cuck faggot.
Nick makes a smart decision by keeping his mouth shut at first, and immediately ruins it by running his mouth and getting involved in shit he has no business being involved in.

This is just a summary of his entire life.
 
Keffals cooked a decent pasta dish (he's Italian), never had a child test positive for cocaine, but was also adjacent to gross nonces and potentially a groomer himself; with the collars and shit.
Weighing the various criterion, I think skelly slightly better. He deserves a sticker for this, alongside the ones for his daughter not testing positive for cocaethylene and norcocaine
Keffals helped get a ton of kids to ruin their lives for his sexual pleasure by taking bathtub hrt and sending catboy progress pics

Nick only ruined his own and Aaron's kids' lives

Nick is an irredeemable piece of shit, but Keffals is magnitudes worse
 
Nick is pity farming for attention. Something happened and he's compensating. Just wait for the news to break.

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As a mourning ghost from a monarch who was killed in cold blood by a bunch of smelly vagabounds calling themselves revolutionaries. I'm revealing myself as one of those ghost who torments Rekieta for being a drug addicted twat.
 
Aug. 21: Nick's omnibus hearing. Kayla's mother, Sharilyn Sletta, consoles Kayla in the gallery.
Oct. 26: Dan Sletta, Kayla's stepdad, posts a heartbreaking comment on Kayla's FB account.
Oct. 27-Nov. 11: Nick returns to Locals streaming 4-5x, often with Kayla out of frame. They allow several of their children to be shown/talk to them. Celeste and Bob are present for one.
Oct. 28: Kayla's omnibus hearing. Kayla's family does NOT attend. Nick does.
Laying out that timeline really does make it feel like there was a power struggle between all parties and Nick's side managed to hang on barely. My personal theory isn't that Nick himself succeeded in this, but that his parents (probably mostly his mother) were the ones to really apply pressure, and I wouldn't be surprised if Celeste and Bob basically gave an ultimatum to Kayla's parents about a possible divorce and money from that. Kayla's family isn't well off, and if Nick's family used pressure like "if you divorce Nick you won't get any money and you won't get the house, or if you do we will make sure it takes a long time," then I can imagine Kayla's family being 'forced' to stay out of the situation because they couldn't financially support Kayla and the kids. Why would Dan make a public comment on Kayla's FB account, when I would think normally he could just call her (or just drive to her house and see her in person). Something must have happened to cause Kayla's side of the family to seemingly step back, especially since they seemed to actually care and be more aware of the bad things happening than Celeste and Bob.

All speculation of course.
 
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Wouldn't the joke be that an Irish slaveowner fucked one of his slaves? Them being a slave (presumably African) would be the reason for the cornrows, and the Irish given name would come from the "someone" who fucked them. If it was an Irish slave, then them being fucked would have nothing to do with anything because they'd already embody the traits necessary to have that hairstyle with that name. The holes in his brain must be expanding if this is him making a joke off the cuff.

If you want the snappy delivery, you could say "some slave got fucked by its Irish owner." If anything, giving the reader a breath with the full stop undermines the snappiness of his joke. If he had put the more crude element in the second short sentence, it might work better. "This Irish guy had a slave. He fucked it." The way he wrote it seems undercooked and like he was overeager to make some dumb sexual remark. Maybe I'm overthinking this at this point.
 
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Wouldn't the joke be that an Irish slaveowner fucked one of his slaves? Them being a slave (presumably African) would be the reason for the cornrows, and the Irish given name would come from the "someone" who fucked them. If it was an Irish slave, then them being fucked would have nothing to do with anything because they'd already embody the traits necessary to have that hairstyle with that name. The holes in his brain must be expanding if this is him making a joke off the cuff.

If you want the snappy delivery, you could say "some slave got fucked by its Irish owner." If anything, giving the reader a breath with the full stop undermines the snappiness of his joke. If he had put the more crude element in the second short sentence, it might work better. "This Irish guy had a slave. He fucked it." The way he wrote it seems undercooked and like he was overeager to make some dumb sexual remark. Maybe I'm overthinking this at this point.
Historically the Irish were only a few degrees separated from niggers, but instead of slaves they were called "indentured servants."
 
1. Kayla in Locals reinforces my theory that Nick's being babysat and/or monitored by Kayla. This is her first appearance in, what, 18 months? (PLEASE tell me she knows what's happened on Xitter.)
If Kayla has checked out of the marriage and is only sticking around for the kids and/or the house, why would she feel the need to babysit his online presence? She surely knows that anything, including his Locals, will be archived and easily accessible to her, her attorney, and her family. Her reappearance online seems more to be (at least to me) Nick desperately attempting to keep up appearances for whatever reason by dragging her and their kids into the spotlight than Kayla acting as some sort of watchdog.
 
If Kayla has checked out of the marriage and is only sticking around for the kids and/or the house, why would she feel the need to babysit his online presence? She surely knows that anything, including his Locals, will be archived and easily accessible to her, her attorney, and her family. Her reappearance online seems more to be (at least to me) Nick desperately attempting to keep up appearances for whatever reason by dragging her and their kids into the spotlight than Kayla acting as some sort of watchdog.
Maybe because she's fucking worried after he bragged about the shit that went down with Aaron's email? I dunno, there are lots of reasons to be more "present" when your husband is a fucking nutjob. There won't be anything left to take if he fucks up enough to lose all their assets before she can divorce him.

Damn he wants to talk shit but lets every person rile him up. One dude with 50 followers is enough to get Nick kvetching like a Karen trying to use an expired coupon.

Not the behavior of someone who has better things to do with his life, kids and dog(s) to feed, wife or girlfriend to fuck...
 
Lol please, Lord Balldo. Guaranteed Nick's parents are the grantors. There would be little point in having the trust if Nick and Kayla are both the grantors and trustees with retained interest. Especially for a trust that owns real property.

No way did Lil Nicky afford that house on his own.
 
Any parent would, and should, be horrified by Kayla's decision to stay with Nick.

I get that it's 20 years of marriage and 5 kids. I could understand sticking around in spite of the polycule fallout and even the drugs fallout since that's on both of them. If both of them went radio silent and there was a short message that they were going to take time to fix their shit, I'd be applauding. But it's conduct during the aftermath that causes me to scratch my head and wonder why we haven't seen a divorce filing. April is still in the picture. April, who has said some awful things about Kayla and the marriage ("she doesn't love Nick for who he truly is," "looks like it's going to be me and you, baby," etc) and continues to live at the house next door while according to Kiki, also continues to be the side piece getting action when Kayla's not around.

April is secondary to Nick's actions. He who continues to have April's presence in their lives. He who allows April to continue saying horrible things, only putting his foot down when April mentioned Kayla's alleged tweeting (but not for anything prior). Nick who continually makes bad decisions that jeopardize his chances to be around his kids: the data breach, going on streams haggard and questionably sober, etc. Nick, who professed to miss his girlfriend and says how her vagina "is awesome."

If I'm Kayla's mother or father, I'm having the come-to-Jesus talk: It's better to be a single mother flipping burgers for minimum wage than tolerating this circus at the expense of her dignity. Better for the kids, too. What lessons re: motherhood and wifedom does she think her daughters in particular are going to take away from this, esp when they're older? When the daughters are old enough to conceptualize exactly what happened, I don't think they're going to be moved by the, "I stayed for you, sweetheart"-line.
 
The time between something being 'confirmed' on the Farms and Nick admitting it is shrinking... Hedo II took ~3 years. The non-monogamy slightly shorter, drug abuse a few months shorter, and so on... We are down to mere months!
Eventually it will be negative. He'll just be admitting to stuff he hasn't even done yet. "Hey guys, next month when I rape that pug, I mean fuck that pug, the pug will have consented, okay, guys? Don't get WEIRD about this!"
 
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