Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

I checked out some of these and you're right, none of them are talking about the supposed medicinal benefits of cocaine. Either Camelot lied or they were videos on another platform like TikTok instead of Youtube specifically.

Cocaine turns you into Superman. At least that's what cocaine tells you.

 

[Folgers Can]

"the brands of addict or alcoholic are used to strip the humanity from the branded"

Anxiously awaiting his redemption arc streams wandering the wild west, saving damsels in distress from stigmatized bedrooms to prove he is no cuck:

 

[AnOminous]

He also said that cocaine makes you feel like a new man. Unfortunately that new man only wants to snort cocaine.

I'm pretty sure I've posted some version of that Robin Williams joke (which is complete truth) on this thread. Also Cosby (too bad how he turned out) once said someone offered him cocaine and told him "it AMPLIFIES your PERSONALITY" and his response was "yeah but what if you're an ASSHOLE?"

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Also Cosby (too bad how he turned out)

As much as I hate this whiny cunt,. The state did Cosby dirty.

 

[AnOminous]

He sounds so gay when he’s drunk.

Drex once made the impression that white men all get incredibly homosexual when they get drunk. He may have been basing this on the fact that Nick's usually latent homosexuality goes into maximum overdrive when he quits repressing it when he's wasted out of his gay, homosexual, faggy gourd.

I wonder how many times Nick got down on all fours and begged for Drex's BBC and Drex departed in pity and disgust because unlike Nick, Drex isn't gay.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Nick's parents are well aware of what Nick is like and know exactly what's going on. That they choose to enable and lie for Nick doesn't mean they're ignorant of the reality.

Read ITT that the kids own the house through the trust. I wonder how recent that change was.

Or if the grandparents really actually had the forethought that if nothing else the pathological lying that’s so damn obvious would make crackets totally untrustworthy and absolutely not able to trust with assets, that aren’t controlled sht a neutral third party executor.

Either way at least jail time will get the kids away from nick, thankfully.

Hopefully the parents put up more barriers to protect the kids from him but usually mom’s are more forgiving and IIRC the money is from her side.

 

[demicolon]

Turns out meth does give you superpowers. Look at Nick, he did a mountain of it and now he's strong enough to fight off SSJ4 Broly on Twitter.

 

[AnOminous]

It's not necessarily the hundred miles so much as it is a hundred miles plus driving back and forth dropping off, picking up, etc etc. I'm a parent of 3. This shit takes FOREVER when it's like 5-10 miles. There's just not enough time in the day, especially if they aren't doing the same activities. I think this is just more Nick bullshit pretending like they're being enriched.

Nick is a fucking nutjob and it's obvious to anyone who is forced to interact with him. I've never read anything remotely like the police reports on his routine traffic ticket stops, where apparently the instant he gets pulled over, he starts ranting insanely about how much he hates his kids. It's absolutely bizarre.

 

[Lemondale]

On a scale of 1-10, how hard is nick nosediving rightnow?

 

[SuitcaseNuke]

Cody is a colossal retard. He’s too stupid he’s being manipulated by Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

They can already pin child endangerment on the qover because they had loose firearms and cocaine around children.

Imagine being such a weird, perverted, disgusting cuck that you come up with a deranged cult name for your cuck cult like "Qover."

Nick should kill himself.

Any parent would, and should, be horrified by Kayla's decision to stay with Nick.

Kayla is disgusting and pathetic, an absolute shit mother, and should be condemned as much as Nick.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Anxiously awaiting his redemption arc streams wandering the wild west, saving damsels in distress from stigmatized bedrooms to prove he is no cuck:

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Balldo'ed
Marked with the cuckold's shame
You buggered your wife with the Balldo
But she never came

If only Arthur Digby Sellers were still writing.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Read ITT that the kids own the house through the trust. I wonder how recent that change was.

Or if the grandparents really actually had the forethought that if nothing else the pathological lying that’s so damn obvious would make crackets totally untrustworthy and absolutely not able to trust with assets, that aren’t controlled sht a neutral third party executor.

Either way at least jail time will get the kids away from nick, thankfully.

Hopefully the parents put up more barriers to protect the kids from him but usually mom’s are more forgiving and IIRC the money is from her side.

According to Nick, the trust was set up by himself and the wife volunteers tariky to guarantee the children had a home and continuity. Nick brought it up in the context of legal insulation for a potential 'divorce rape'when he was covering Man-o-sphere topics. This was years ago, and now Nick is claiming he set it up himself.

Take Nick's words with mountains of cocaine... uh... I mean salt!

On a scale of 1-10, how hard is nick nosediving rightnow?

The sheer weight of his hubris breaks through scales, but let's put the mass of thr known universe multiplied by 6 as a cognisable number.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

According to Nick, the trust was set up by himself and the wife volunteers tariky to guarantee the children had a home and continuity. Nick brought it up in the context of legal insulation for a potential 'divorce rape'when he was covering Man-o-sphere topics. This was years ago, and now Nick is claiming he set it up himself.

Take Nick's words with mountains of cocaine... uh... I mean salt!



The sheer weight of his hubris breaks through scales, but let's put the mass of thr known universe multiplied by 6 as a cognisable number.

Yes, Nick definitely made enough money to buy a house with his entry level bank teller job

 

[LiquidKid]

I honestly think we're pretty terrible at that, including me. We (well other than a couple people who have kindly not gloated TOO much about it) didn't clock him as an habitual liar. At least not at first. And not after a little while. And not after a lot of while.

It took several years of everything he said, and every time it got checked, and every time it got checked turning out "hey wait this guy lied" before it finally added up to "wait wtf man every time this dude says anything it is a fucking lie" before we reached that conclusion. To be fair, sometimes lies weren't coming out of his mouth. It also took us a while to figure out that that was because cocks were going into it in the times lies weren't coming out.

Let's just say at least this thread was really bad at detecting pathological liars and it took a LONG time for us to figure it out.

Of all the insulting names we may actually deserve, perhaps we should be called the Pollyanna Farms for our trusting nature and optimistic outlook on people's motives.

I think it’s less that people didn’t catch on quickly, and more so that this thread used to be extremely hostile to even the smallest pushback anyone gave Nick. The dude was treated almost as a god for a while, so most discussion about the shadier parts of him had to go elsewhere

 

[TurboNAS]

Damn he wants to talk shit but lets every person rile him up. One dude with 50 followers is enough to get Nick kvetching like a Karen trying to use an expired coupon.

These are the actions of a social media expert. You may not understand it, but arguing with tiny little accounts is actually how you grow your brand.

I wouldn’t expect a prude NERD like you to understand. I hope you make a million dollars.

 

[DickMain]

Nick is pity farming for attention. Something happened and he's compensating. Just wait for the news to break.

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Plenty of addicts turn their lives around for the better and don't abuse their kids, get them coked up, and ignore their wellbeing to podcast with pedos trying to le ebicly own some dude whose cock you sucked.

 

[AnOminous]

I wouldn’t expect a prude NERD like you to understand. I hope you make a million dollars.

Remember when saying retarded passive-aggressive fag shit like "hope you make a million dollars" was the most retarded thing Nick did?

Kiwi Farms remembers.

Plenty of addicts turn their lives around for the better and don't abuse their kids, get them coked up, and ignore their wellbeing to podcast with pedos trying to le ebicly own some dude whose cock you sucked.

Those addicts never publicly paid open pedophiles in superchat money to sexually harass their ex-homosexual lovers by perving on their children.

Once you engage in behavior that vile, you are beyond redemption.

 

[thebigdream]

And we would've been #1 if it weren't for that damned Nick Rekieta!

 

[DickMain]

Those addicts never publicly paid open pedophiles in superchat money to sexually harass their ex-homosexual lovers by perving on their children.

Once you engage in behavior that vile, you are beyond redemption.

(think you got hit with a double post when the forum went down lol you can keep the one with your fav sticker on it)