Trying to figure out how to "permasquat". You stupid nigger, you just set your account to private and then never log in again. There, you now still maintain ownership of the "slowbeef" username and no one else can snipe or steal it from you. Ever. I know retarded furries who've figured that shit out.
Trying to figure out how to "permasquat". You stupid nigger, you just set your account to private and then never log in again. There, you now still maintain ownership of the "slowbeef" username and no one else can snipe or steal it from you. Ever. I know retarded furries who've figured that shit out.
She's actually considering becoming an Onlyfans whore:
Apparently Bluesky is very pro-bitch and, understandably, Slowbeef and the other fags are happy that they can avoid people calling them out on their bullshit:
Ironically (or maybe not if you've been paying attention) Erin Biba is a professional "fact checker" and science writer who boasts about having worked for various large news organisations (also Hard Drive is apparently infested with leftists):
Sorry for the tangent.
Anyway, Slowbeef has now made his twitter private and is begging for engagement on Bluesky (the first Bluesky post is from before he locked his twitter):
I'm morbidly curious what possibly sparked her e-whore phase considering in the past she was extremely (and rightly so) reluctant to let anyone see her at all. She's always wanted attention and wasn't afraid to use the "gamer girl" persona to try and get it, but even then, she always avoided posting pics. It's also odd given she's going through this phase now that she's married. The generous read is she's feeling more confident with herself, but I have to wonder if there's also part of her that's desperate for attention because there's trouble in paradise.
I'm morbidly curious what possibly sparked her e-whore phase considering in the past she was extremely (and rightly so) reluctant to let anyone see her at all. She's always wanted attention and wasn't afraid to use the "gamer girl" persona to try and get it, but even then, she always avoided posting pics. It's also odd given she's going through this phase now that she's married. The generous read is she's feeling more confident with herself, but I have to wonder if there's also part of her that's desperate for attention because there's trouble in paradise.
to expand:
She wants that sweet, sweet attention but has to put in more effort for it
She's also probably slightly socially isolated in Finland, but mainly she's realizing that just being a girl isn't cutting it anymore. Someone also said she just lost a lot of weight so she wants pats on her non-extant ass. Its the female equivalent of a guy in his 40's getting a hairpiece and motorcycle.
On top of what's already been stated, don't forget the allure of raw simpbux. She's built quite the following of retards so harvesting their tardcum via eWhoring probably has visions of sugarplums dancing in her head. What's flashing a bit of gash here and there really if you too can have some disposible markkas to throw around...
Slowbeef reminisces about being so retarded that he thought some mentally deranged internet nerd was a super-mercenary (I've no idea why Bluesky is saying Slowbeef has an invalid handle):
No Slowbeef, you're just a retard.
Slowbeef thinks that leftists haven't been engaging in agitprop and smear campaigns enough, shares a post from a pervert that wants to fuck dogs:
Recent photo of Slowbeef:
VoidBurger being insufferable to Europeans:
All of her stories like this end with her claiming that she gets some silent response and a weird look, which she dumbly interprets as the person taking pity on her, or empathizing with her, when really it seems like they just want to disengage with her without giving her ammunition to cause drama.
Another example:
VoidBurger thinks that Europeans don't understand the concept of special interest groups lobbying the government, that she needed to condescendingly explain it.
WhoreBurger arc incoming:
VoidBurger gets so triggered by twitter that she freaks out and swears aloud as she scrolls lmao:
VoidBurger cop lore (she's from Staten Island in New York, where a lot of cops live and her uncle was/is one apparently):
VoidBurger is the most famous person from her high school:
Bluesky is more popular than Google and TikTok!:
This site will be around for decades, mark my words (and with no ads, no less)
Bearpigman tries to "lay down some law" with an elderly woman he uses as a slave to feed his frail, morbidly obese cat whilst he's off on manchild holidays, gets shut down so hard he gets a stress-induced neck injury (???):
Maybe the reason you're getting body aches is because you're morbidly obese and abuse alcohol excessively
His posts reveal that he has a secret twitter account, in violation of the site's rules (he was permanently banned for advocating violence):
Also lol at him speculating that the old lady may have dementia but not giving a fuck and trying to bully her into taking care of the cat that he's overfed to the point that it's obese.
The ghouls who killed Eric Garner were himself, his daughter, and the people who sold them food.
Eric Garner purposely blimped out so he could retire from the NY parks department with a 2/3's disability. He was suplementing that by selling lose cigarettes which was barely a citeable offense but that nigger had been so obnoxious about it there were enough cops called they had to roust him. He thought he was being got on some other crime, so ran. His fat encrusted overworked heart and clogged arties exploded and he died in the ambulance nearly an hour after he'd been arrested.
His worthless blob of daughter also died from too many baconators.
In summary I hope voidbuger's SRS surgery wounds get infected and she dies in minecraft.
Bearpigman tries to "lay down some law" with an elderly woman he uses as a slave to feed his frail, morbidly obese cat whilst he's off on manchild holidays, gets shut down so hard he gets a stress-induced neck injury (???):
I'm not going to say neighbor ain't crazy. But I'm also going to say:
1) ITS A FUCKING CAT who needs someone to feed their cat every day? Just leave out a bowl of food; make a big bowl and lots of water and a few extra literboxes and you probably don't even need anyone to visit if its just two weeks.
Every fucking day this fucking guy.
2) just leave your cat with your parents gatdamn. If your neighbor is crazy thank them for their help and move on, you ain't paying her dude.
Trying to figure out how to "permasquat". You stupid nigger, you just set your account to private and then never log in again. There, you now still maintain ownership of the "slowbeef" username and no one else can snipe or steal it from you. Ever. I know retarded furries who've figured that shit out.
It's always equally funny and sad to watch all the fucking mental gymnastics these idiots pull to justify their addiction to social media. They were complete nobodies over a decade ago, back when LPs were relevant and SA had some niche audience, and they're even less important now. Their numbers are pathetic for people who have been terminally online for that long. They'll probably recover their numbers in a week if they jumped to another platform, and even if they don't who the fuck cares? They'll lose maybe 10k worth of randos, big fucking deal. Voidburger is a grown ass fucking woman and Slowbeef has a daughter to raise, they both are supposed to have way more important things in their lives than the number of hearts that pop up when they overshare online all day.
They can't stop telling you how much they hate Xitter , its users and its owner and by their own accounts that site gives them mental breakdowns on a weekly fucking basis. They keep talking about how much better the app of the week is, but it's always "I'll move out when I have 10k there guys!" this or "I can't just let someone steal my username!" that. They need to feel their generic stalebread cookie-cutter opinions are heckin' valid on a daily basis, they just can't let go from what tiny sense of self-importance they get from the numbers on an app they fucking hate.
Apparently Bluesky is very pro-bitch and, understandably, Slowbeef and the other fags are happy that they can avoid people calling them out on their bullshit:
Ironically (or maybe not if you've been paying attention) Erin Biba is a professional "fact checker" and science writer who boasts about having worked for various large news organisations (also Hard Drive is apparently infested with leftists):
Sorry for the tangent.
Anyway, Slowbeef has now made his twitter private and is begging for engagement on Bluesky (the first Bluesky post is from before he locked his twitter):
I know this latest video posted on the Retsupurae channel isn't a surprise as we all suspected it was dead, but it's so pathetic to make an update video and not include Beetus is it not? First it was just Slowbeef that showed up to that documentry/interview, now he can't even get Diabetus on the short update video.
If you listen to old streams and Retsutalks Slowbeef would always go on about how at conventions he would tell people he is the guy who invented Let's plays. You might assume that would mean he is well known Let's player who is LPing to this day but he hasn't made one in 15 years.
Instead the thing that he is actually known for is Retsupurae, yet he doesn't ever want to bring that up for some reason. If you want to fucking be big on the internet then stop ignoring the one thing people know you for.
I think the real reason there will never be another Retsu is because Beetus can't stand his woke rants.
I know this latest video posted on the Retsupurae channel isn't a surprise as we all suspected it was dead, but it's so pathetic to make an update video and not include Beetus is it not? First it was just Slowbeef that showed up to that documentry/interview, now he can't even get Diabetus on the short update video.
If you listen to old streams and Retsutalks Slowbeef would always go on about how at conventions he would tell people he is the guy who invented Let's plays. You might assume that would mean he is well known Let's player who is LPing to this day but he hasn't made one in 15 years.
Instead the thing that he is actually known for is Retsupurae, yet he doesn't ever want to bring that up for some reason. If you want to fucking be big on the internet then stop ignoring the one thing people know you for.
I think the real reason there will never be another Retsu is because Beetus can't stand his woke rants.
I know this latest video posted on the Retsupurae channel isn't a surprise as we all suspected it was dead, but it's so pathetic to make an update video and not include Beetus is it not? First it was just Slowbeef that showed up to that documentry/interview, now he can't even get Diabetus on the short update video.
They got some interactions going on twitter still, but nothing really stood out, only beetus joking about how he would shit on beef's game and ruin their friendship, which could actually happened in the end but not because of the game.
I still think the "update" video was unnecessary just because how half assed it was: no beetus (the recording doesn't counts), no dead to rights, no call backs to the legacy of the channel, nothing, and you can feel that slowbeef just wanted to move on for whatever reason
These fags' social media posts are like really on-the-nose parodies that you'd see from 4channers
He really showed Musk what's what by taking a selfie giving the middle finger to some random stranger's Cybertruck. Enjoy your "Friendsgiving" tofu, goon, you earned it
I love how nothing is in focus in the picture - he was too much of a pussy to stand there for the two seconds it would take for his phone's camera to focus:
Or maybe the phone's facial recognition didn't understand that there was a human face in the shot because of how extensively inbred he looks?
BTW this loser was at Slowbeef's wedding and Diabetus wasn't, wtf was that about
I don't think it's possible to vomit enough bile at the mere suggestion of a Void OF page. Promise me you guys WON'T sub to it and leak them here. For me?
I don't think it's possible to vomit enough bile at the mere suggestion of a Void OF page. Promise me you guys won't sub to it and leak them here. For me?
VoidBurger slowly coming to terms with being detestable human scum:
I've no idea what she''s talking about here, but in modern shitlib speak "enforcing boundaries" usually just means being even more self-centred than usual.
I've no idea what she''s talking about here, but in modern shitlib speak "enforcing boundaries" usually just means being even more self-centred than usual.
