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  • Evil woman destroys family #DivorceRape

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That's just fucking horrific. At least for once the FDA did its fucking job.
The lady who did her job there was fired for it, don't give them too much credit lmao

Edit: Since people didn't know this, the competent person in the FDA who raised hell to prevent this drug from being allowed in the US was Frances Kelsey. She was removed from her position by the next director a few years later because he was pissy.
 
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We finally got another episode of TISM today.
Markus shared some recent dating stories, during which he talked about red flags that he's watching out for. With two of these red flags, he made allusions to a past failed relationship (or relationships). He didn't say anything to identify which relationship he was talking about, but it's possible that he could've been talking about issues from his marriage.

At 1:12:40 in the episode, he says that he went out with a girl who told him during the date that she had BPD. Markus says, "I am not doing that again."

At 1:16:51, he says, "another fuckin' little promise that I made to myself was, 'if I catch them in a single lie, that's it.' Like, that is it. I'm not even gonna just do, like, what I did in the past, and overlook it."

He mentioned that most of the women that he's dated recently have ended up lying eventually, but I don't recall from any past TISM episodes any stories about dating someone with BPD.
That makes it sound like the BPD issue was from before this current spate of dating. How he phrased overlooking lies as "what I did in the past" sounded like it was from before these recent dates, too. Which would mean that the "dealing with BPD" or "dealing with a liar" stories come from either before or during his marriage.
He dated other people before he met Sue, of course, so he wasn't necessarily talking about her. But it's possible.

Maybe this ends up having nothing to do with anything, but I thought it was worth noting just in case.
 
I follow Sue, she's hitting the gym, raising her kids and not embarrassing herself talking about dating apps being full of single parents whilst being one.
Dank is definitely the messy one even if he doesn't see it.
Edit, I just found out the dude is 37. Almost 40 and still chasing the dream that he's not damaged goods
 
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I follow Sue, she's hitting the gym, raising her kids and not embarrassing herself talking about dating apps being full of single parents whilst being one.
Dank is definitely the messy one even if he doesn't see it.
Edit, I just found out the dude is 37. Almost 40 and still chasing the dream that he's not damaged goods
Maybe it's just to get pussy now?
 
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Wtf.
You doxed his phone because "maybe you guys might want to talk to him???"
What if there's a schitzo on here that wants to stalk him for whatever reason.

Over a shit date?
Really?
Whats that saying about there being no bigger wrath than a woman who has been scorned?

Vindictive creatures for sure. This Glasogow girl is obviously a fatty who he rejected.
 
Whats that saying about there being no bigger wrath than a woman who has been scorned?

Vindictive creatures for sure. This Glasogow girl is obviously a fatty who he rejected.
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I follow Sue, she's hitting the gym, raising her kids and not embarrassing herself talking about dating apps being full of single parents whilst being one.
Dank is definitely the messy one even if he doesn't see it.
Edit, I just found out the dude is 37. Almost 40 and still chasing the dream that he's not damaged goods
He really shouldn’t be sharing any of these details. You’d think he’d be smart enough just to keep his mouth closed about his personal life now.
We're seeing two different ways of handling a divorce. The healthy way by Sue (she is also still uploading her cooking videos) and the midlife crisis way by Dankula.
 
He really shouldn’t be sharing any of these details. You’d think he’d be smart enough just to keep his mouth closed about his personal life now.
The anecdotes that he's shared have honestly been really sparse on details.
"I went out with a girl who kept talking about how she wants a guy who has his shit together—then went back to her place and found that she doesn't have her own shit together. Ha ha, isn't that curious?"
It's more than I would share about my own life, sure, but there's been nothing scandalous about it so far. No embarrassing details, nothing to identify the women he's talking about, etc.

We're seeing two different ways of handling a divorce. The healthy way by Sue (she is also still uploading her cooking videos) and the midlife crisis way by Dankula.
"Midlife crisis" usually has the connotation of being something that you did to yourself.
Unless Markus nuked his own marriage (which doesn't seem to fit with his reaction to it ending), this just seems like him trying to find his way through being suddenly single again.

Unless I've missed something, I don't think that going on dates and sharing vague stories from them is where the bar for "self-destructive behavior" is.
 
"Midlife crisis" usually has the connotation of being something that you did to yourself.
Unless Markus nuked his own marriage (which doesn't seem to fit with his reaction to it ending), this just seems like him trying to find his way through being suddenly single again.

Unless I've missed something, I don't think that going on dates and sharing vague stories from them is where the bar for "self-destructive behavior" is.
I think you read too much into my silly joke post.
 
You’ve fallen for the BPD chick’s best camouflage. If you’re not careful you’ll end up raising Dank’s kids!
Assuming they are actually his...
Speaking of which, can someone remind me if Dank's even talked about the kids in this whole debacle? Like, whether he'll still be allowed to see them, or if he even cares to?
 
Assuming they are actually his...
Speaking of which, can someone remind me if Dank's even talked about the kids in this whole debacle? Like, whether he'll still be allowed to see them, or if he even cares to?
He’s smart enough to not talk about his kids much. People, I shouldn’t have to say this here, but the Internet is full of weirdos and you need to never give any info about your kids on it.
 
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Assuming they are actually his...
Speaking of which, can someone remind me if Dank's even talked about the kids in this whole debacle? Like, whether he'll still be allowed to see them, or if he even cares to?
it sounds like they have split custody. In his trump victory video he says he doesn't work when he has his kids.
I don't think he has said much else.
 
Assuming they are actually his...
Speaking of which, can someone remind me if Dank's even talked about the kids in this whole debacle? Like, whether he'll still be allowed to see them, or if he even cares to?
They conceived via IVF, she has a playlist dedicated to it on her channel.
They're definitely his
doubt many women would wanna baby trap the nazi pug guy
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