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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.7%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 528 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 184 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,043
Alex has decided that he's going to waste people's money by screaming over the TTS so him and nobody else in the house can hear it. Little does he know that the audience hears it at maximum volume and the TTS is much louder than their voices. This is a surefire way to piss off production as well.

Alex also stated that his wife gets hit on everywhere he goes. This seems like a huge amount of cope. He's saying that fat has to be in the right places for the woman to be a BBW (Big Beautiful Woman). He likes "huge asses". Hilariously his wife is 90% gut, chicken wang arms, and blubber stumps. She's a fat sack of sausage.

Boogie2988 was mentioned and Binx knows him "from Twitter". Frank cackled in the background but inevitably didn't speak up. Great moment.
 
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Rankings:
1. Burt (12,667)
2. Payton (4,580)
3. Binx (3,598)
4. Jobe (3,230)
5. Alex (2,085)
6. Mizzy (912)
7. Jeff (740)
8. Simbal (495)
9. Connor Z (240)
Alex stocks plummeting.

ETA: I endorsed Binx due to her performance last night, my prior endorsements were Alex, Burt and Payton in that order. I endorse fish based on their performance and if a fish pulls out something kino like Binx I'll endorse them.
 
I was entirely convinced that they were Icarus and the bbw Latinx was the sun about to destroy our show. They deserve sincere credit for handling that so well.

JET. IT. UP.
Last season it felt like every single thing they tried to do immediately blew up in their face and eventually demoralized them. This time its all working and its been glorious.
 
Has anyone checked blubberwife's socials or found anything on her yet? I want to see her inevitable fat rendering.

>"Everyone gets roasted on the fishtank, Frank's dad was already roasted on 9/11"
LOOOL
Unfortunately she deleted her TikTok (@thebest_youhad22) after getting dogpiled for SWATting the house - it looks like someone else has taken the username.
Despite plugging her instagram several times, Lauren (the stepdaughter) has made her account private.
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Sadly this is why I think Alex and La Ogresa are probably not going to be cows after the show; they're utterly insane but the wife is very much an irl type of insane
 
Can someone fill me in the lore of "wild Randy"? Trying to get caught up.
The name of Stein's character from Bloodgames. People keep TTSing Alex saying they're Wild Randy and are gonna rape his family/monkeys, and other similar messages.

Frank has been brought in in part to be Wild Randy and hassle Alex.

@AssignedEva It was always private. I tried to do an archive as soon as she dropped the handle.
 
Can someone fill me in the lore of "wild Randy"? Trying to get caught up.
tl;dr:
Wild Randy is just a bunch of people trolling Alex on TTS because he had a meltdown when someone mentioned Wild Randy is going to rape him and his fat wife one time. After the initial weakness that Alex showed, it started getting spammed constantly and Alex had a nuclear level meltdown while sloshed one night, saying that he was going to find him and that he's a neckbeard, etc etc.

This continued for weeks until Frank came into the tank last night and pretended to be Alex's biggest fan. He then said "You know who I am Alex, Say my name." Alex was dumbfounded and held a silence for 10 seconds and whispered, "..Wild. Randy?" to which Frank just stared at him and smiled.

Initial Wild Randy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp6o4BZ7CgU
Recap of last night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzLyPT6sbII
Wild Randy in 2.5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPG2WppzdZE
Sam goes apeshit over Wild Randy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upNjbGXQv7I

It's speculated that Ben sends a lot of the Wild Randy messages from his sock accounts when talking to Alex Stein. Alex Stein thinks its the funniest shit in the world from the leaked DMs.
 
Unfortunately she deleted her TikTok (@thebest_youhad22) after getting dogpiled for SWATting the house - it looks like someone else has taken the username.
I was mistaken - she actually went live last night.



In summary, the entire beef she had with Binx was scripted and for show. All the contestants fake everything to entertain the audience, and they're all coached off camera where we can't see. She holds no animosity towards Binx and you're dumb for thinking she does. AT THE SAME TIME they "played" her, "played" Alex, set him up to look like something was going on with Binx, wouldn't let her or Alex leave the house because production held onto her purse and his phone, tricked Alex into staying by lying they'd be back etc. etc.

In other words, although she has some level of cunning and street smarts, she's too thick to hold it together for 3 minutes to make a cohesive story. I guess her shitty manipulation tactics work on Alex, but it's all one big cope.
 
they're all coached off camera where we can't see
This is hilarious because the fish never go into the basement and we see all the meetings between production and the fish. They also almost never turn the cameras off. If this stupid fat whale cunt had watched the show at all she would know this. She's clearly used to gaslighting and getting her way. If they had been coached or had some sort of agenda/script it would've been impossible for them to memorize it and react how they have been this entire time.

What a stupid fat bitch.
 
If anyone still has any respect/an endorsement for Alex, why???
No respect, but endorsements

Edit: did not mean to post. Earlier I was writing something up did not think it worth posting. Since I accidentally posted anyway, I endorse Fish based how they're contributing to kahntent. Alex is easily number one in that regard over the past 48 hours. I've said it before but if you're looking for a fish to respect or admire you are watching the wrong show. I was even endorsing Simbal for awhile, though that may have just been contrarian.
 
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I was mistaken - she actually went live last night.

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In summary, the entire beef she had with Binx was scripted and for show. All the contestants fake everything to entertain the audience, and they're all coached off camera where we can't see. She holds no animosity towards Binx and you're dumb for thinking she does. AT THE SAME TIME they "played" her, "played" Alex, set him up to look like something was going on with Binx, wouldn't let her or Alex leave the house because production held onto her purse and his phone, tricked Alex into staying by lying they'd be back etc. etc.

In other words, although she has some level of cunning and street smarts, she's too thick to hold it together for 3 minutes to make a cohesive story. I guess her shitty manipulation tactics work on Alex, but it's all one big cope.
I don't think she's lying, I think she's just confusing the "scenes" with the show. She thinks because the scenes are scripted and they're fed lines etc. the whole show is fake.
 
tl;dr:
Wild Randy is just a bunch of people trolling Alex on TTS because he had a meltdown when someone mentioned Wild Randy is going to rape him and his fat wife one time. After the initial weakness that Alex showed, it started getting spammed constantly and Alex had a nuclear level meltdown while sloshed one night, saying that he was going to find him and that he's a neckbeard, etc etc.

This continued for weeks until Frank came into the tank last night and pretended to be Alex's biggest fan. He then said "You know who I am Alex, Say my name." Alex was dumbfounded and held a silence for 10 seconds and whispered, "..Wild. Randy?" to which Frank just stared at him and smiled.

Initial Wild Randy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp6o4BZ7CgU
Recap of last night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzLyPT6sbII
Wild Randy in 2.5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPG2WppzdZE
Sam goes apeshit over Wild Randy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upNjbGXQv7I

It's speculated that Ben sends a lot of the Wild Randy messages from his sock accounts when talking to Alex Stein. Alex Stein thinks its the funniest shit in the world from the leaked DMs.

I have to say its super hard to follow this type of deep lore unless you're tuned in basically 24/7 - this show is definitely a lot harder than Big Brother or basically anything else because this kind of stuff is pretty important to future events. Not sure how people manage to follow it so well, but I guess that it all ends up being one "happy accident" and on the internet some kind person posts a summary/update like this eventually for everyone.
 
I have to say its super hard to follow this type of deep lore unless you're tuned in basically 24/7 - this show is definitely a lot harder than Big Brother or basically anything else because this kind of stuff is pretty important to future events. Not sure how people manage to follow it so well, but I guess that it all ends up being one "happy accident" and on the internet some kind person posts a summary/update like this eventually for everyone.
People could just watch the daily recap videos on YouTube...
 
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