Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[A Fucking Houseplant]

"I had a...uh. A wound on my leg. Haha. I was...haha pressing on it...You know, to try and stay awake. The uh. haha. Pain response. hehe." "Oh. Oh sure. Def." Also honestly that video is so much worse than I remember it being. Jesus christ. He looks like a straight up actual hardcore junkie in that video.

It was a pretty laughable excuse, but not completely irrational. In his mind, he probably surmised that people's faces look pretty similar, either after having been kicked in the groin, or... mid-climax...

The perfect alibi!

 

[Desktop User2]

Because Coomalot has more normies then Null. Already it’s weird to call them shower texts, but to a normal person it’s going to be a huge what the fuck why is he texting you from a shower?

I think Nick just knows Coomalot is dumb as door and there wouldn´t be a point on explaining himself to him. He seems to vomit info by accident not conviction.
But little that he knows:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I cannot logically believe they would do nothing.

Almost nobody is logical in these situations.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Dear God- imagine if the first suicide KF was actually responsible for was Nick Rekeita.

I know this is a joke, but KF is reposnsible for no suicides unless members are directly physically harassing someone. 'Cyberbullying ain't real' vibes, but it is true to a great extent.

If Nick ever needs cash, he could just sell some of his art collection!

Oh wait, that’s right! It’s worthless and only a moron would pay thousands let alone tens of thousands for it.

Art sales are a common vector for money laundering for this reason of subjective value.

No. We have known from a very early stage that the second house is owned by a trust.

Anything interesting fact is that a mortgage was taken out in 2022 per this post:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18974011

I can not understand how Coomalot keeps releasing embarrassing info about Rekieta, yet has not received any shower texts about it.

He must suck Nick off in private.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

The funny thing is that a lot of the stories told by Aaron during his Kino Casino interview have been confirmed by others directly or indirectly (wetbrain Nick confirming the baseball bat story). At this point even the shit about him and Kayla being star-crossed lovers that I and others in this thread initially rolled our eyes at has a pretty good likelihood of being true.

That's what cracks me up. Aaron hasn't been wrong about Nick yet.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I'm really thankful to all the users who occasionally post big summaries of everything that's happened or timelines, it's really hard to keep up with this thread in particular unless you visit it after every meal or so. Like three times a day.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris Chan's forbidden love happened and Farmers were left without a designated flesh totem, The Johnny Depp trial and Rekeita filled that void.

Imagine being Nick Rekieta. You have the entire world handed to you on a silver Balldo and somehow end up more ridiculous, pathetic and disgusting than a fat, transsexual, autistic weirdo who rapes his mom, thinks he's Jesus married to an electric hedgehog, shits himself, and maces random people over blarms.

The Polish aren't that dumb to claim him. But it looks like Crackieta lies again. PPP and Warski, better run Cannucks!

A fucking LEAF!

Should have known.

 

[Captain Manning]

This has to also be a dig at @Spectre_06. Specter sounds a lot funnier than nerddork or whatever other stupid cute playground insult he stole from his nonce pals.

It's spelled differently though. US vs UK spelling. He could just be using the dictionary definition.

You know, like, "A specter is haunting Europe..."

That said, I'll give any reluctant Balldoguards reading this the following advice, based on my own experience:

Any criticism against Nick, no matter how fair or truthful (and especially if it's truthful), makes you guilty of giga treason, and opens you to unhinged retaliation. Which tends to ramp up over time. Thus, if anybody is still in the cult, but wants out, and is scared of what the drunken crackhead might do, you might consider just walking away quietly at this point. He's basically Ethan Ralph now. Right down to graduating to committing illegal acts against his vocal critics.

With any luck he'll end up in jail where he can't cause anybody any more grief for at least a while.

I haven't seen anyone suggest that we have 100% proof of this. You're making a mountain out of a molehill. This discussion is just speculation.

I'd believe the theory that Rekieta was just trying to satirize DSP if he had used that justification himself. It would make sense and be way less ridiculous than the excuse he made up: "I was pressing the wound in my leg to stay awake."

The fact that he used this ridiculous excuse suggests to me that something much more embarrassing than just satirizing DSP was happening.

To be perfectly honest, trying to make sense of the Cokestream seems almost an exercise in futility. Whatever happened, you can be assured it was retarded.

This is the same stream where he looked crosseyed at a fat farting dragon and slurred the words "anime sucks, cope and sneed" like 11 times.

You could tell me he shit himself on that stream, and I'd at least consider the possibility.

 

[videoman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eKDQhFs6_4

Holy crap! So Nick just gets an offline letter rebuking him over his debauchery and then decides to publicly attack the person, saying they're the "evil judgmental ones" who "Jesus hates". When the person responds old gaslight dickhead Nick responds, "you made it public" so basically he could superchat and it's on you if you respond. He can't even take responsibility for superchats! He is so twisted he has to insist he has moral highground. Thinking of all the total shitbags Youtube gave us (What Dick Masterson did to mint salads foster father was so bad) Nick from a personality standpoint is sliding into worst human being, more than a lolcow.

You have a drug addicted, evil scumbag, hurts and destroys all around him while quoting the bible, any attempt to coach him into reality and try and save his family is met with pure vitriol and gaslighting bible nonsense. Nick, the dumbest person you'll ever meet that thinks they're a genius. OUTSTMARTED out of his wife stealing house money stealing scheme by fucking Aaron, outsmarted on revenge porn, BY AARON. I know this kills him more than anything, its why he keeps going after Aaron, he can't tolerate losing to Aaron. But there it is, a fucking loser.

Piece of shit. Even an honest non grift attempt to help him like by this woman is spit on, like wormtongue and aragorn. Chrissie on the other hand lol I guess like her slut friend Keanu has seen the wind has blown away from great baldo and Nick will be perma-felted!

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

@Mr E. Grifter
I'm not saying it's impossible but even in your play by play, some of the evidence are things he was also saying earlier, like comments about the stream still being on.

I get how it looks, still not saying it's impossible but with all the people on coke, it could have been anything.

Guy was gone for 45 minutes, probably did coke of off Aprils pancake ass, was mid fucking her and didn't do his pants back up while running back to yell at Mr Medicare.

Some of it - not watching and smiling at someone post-blow job as they return to their corner of the room, not the blowjob noises...

Plus, lets add in some wider context - Crackets clearly has some sort of exhibitionist fetish. He said as much himself, he likes to leave little breadcrumbs for people to follow without actually telling them the truth explicitly. Having April suck him off under the table while he streamed, while it is obvious she is in the room and still denying it is exactly the sort of thing that gets him off.

The blowjob theory explains the most and fits the situation the best - therefore, that is the current view of the majority of the forum.

Just to cap this off, if there is anything I have learned about this crackhead over the last year, is that he should never be given the benefit of the doubt. Never. Every single time I thought to myself Surely Nick wouldn't do that... he does it. It would not surprise me if this ends in a Waco style siege of the Balldo bunker and Kandiyohi county sheriffs department.

 

[Melty Butter]

I wish I could believe this.

But I’ve never seen parents go from “I’ve NEVER seen my son intoxicated!” to locking down access to funds and making demands with conditions on those demands.

I just don’t think Bob and Celeste have it in them.

I don't know either but I have a small parental discovery - Celeste Rekieta on Nick's side, Dan Woltjer on Kayla's. I don't believe it's been posted here.

Note: Kayla's bio dad, Dan Woltjer, and step dad, Dan Sletta (author of the longer comment on Kayla's FB page), are both named Dan.

On May 23 (arrest date), Celeste Rekieta posted this sad pic to FB. This is in Eagle Rock, MN.

Kayla's bio dad commented with prayers.

Link
It's a tad confusing if Celeste was actually in MN on this date because she posted similar pics on May 11 on her IG. Link.

She also posted this on IG on May 23 and appears to be in Orlando. The Orlando pic could be from the week prior, or something, but it's still odd that she'd post this on the day her son was arrested. Perhaps she hadn't heard the news yet.

After the June hearing they went to Ireland, as planned.

 

[Vibralldo]

I'll be honest. I never bought into the blowjob theory during his DSP moment on the coke stream.

I don't remember if anyone mentioned this before. Maybe someone did and I missed it, but while searching for some clips, I stumbled upon him making a gesture requesting a BJ about 10 minutes before the DSP moment...

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Coincidence or not, now I'm a believer in the blowjob theory.

I don't even know if he signaled for her to give him a blowjob, she might have just started sucking on her own because April is a whore that only knows how to interface with men via sex

It definitely sounds like she's sucking his cock, so I buy it, especially with the "why now?" comment from Nick

 

[SargonF00t]

Note: Kayla's bio dad, Dan Woltjer, and step dad, Dan Sletta (author of the longer comment on Kayla's FB page), are both named Dan.

I have always thought(since encountering it on KF) that "Sletta" was a stupid sounding name, so to make it even more stupid, every time I see it, I read it as "Slutta", and think of what a great surname that is for any woman.

 

[datura_binge]

I know this is a joke, but KF is reposnsible for no suicides unless members are directly physically harassing someone. 'Cyberbullying ain't real' vibes, but it is true to a great extent.

I've always felt that places like KF really have no responsibility for any of it. Nick Rekieta would not even be a thread on this website if not for actions he himself willingly took. Same with all the others. The only (only) argument I will ever entertain to the contrary is with people who are actually legitimately (as in: for real, not slang) autistic and have no clue what they are doing anyway. Whatever actions someone takes as a result of the shame they feel for actions they themselves have taken is entirely on them. I don't know how anyone could see it differently unless that same person is willing to admit that they have no agency over their own life, which is an option but not one people are typically willing to entertain.

 

[AnOminous]

I think it would be nice if you archived at least the statement of facts of his.

(Link | Archive)

I named the trust, I created the trust
I AM THE TRUST

This is what I have always believed. Nick isn't as smart as he thinks he is. Just the whole "Lord" thing smelled of this fag's doing.

 

[Cousin Eddie]

Early this year he was talking a lot about doctors being useless know-nothings wasting his time because they expect him to make appointments instead of just giving him what he wants
"I love my doctor, but..."
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....and then everybody stood up and clapped.
Never forget: Nick is smarter than all women and he teaches them lessons. He is the lesson teacher.

 

[AnOminous]

Between his giant ego and the damage he’s done to his smooth brain with drugs, I am sure Nick can make a good case for why killing himself would “own” KF.

Lmao he'd end up like Lowtax, dead for years but with a page a day thread of people just coming to take a shit on his virtual grave and laugh about him being dead.

 

[Captain Manning]

That's it. Right there, the fuckin' smoking gun.
When they slowed the audio down on KC and Andy pointed out the gawk gawk noises I still maintained that "ok, there's still SOME plausible deniability."

But come on, Nick. Who are you kidding? You're a malignant narcissist, who is addicted to cocaine, and a sexual degenerate (AND, we have recently unearthed, a degenerate who isn't afraid to coerce the women in his life to get as low as him). In the context we are dealing with... what the fuck else would that hand gesture mean?

I think it was either a BJ from April, or his was jerking off. I can see the BJ argument, but I'm not 100% there. I certainly don't discount it as a possibility.

But that's the thing...

Nick always has the DUMBEST fucking excuses for everything. Just like with coke and his daughter. Excuses that only work on stupid people.

If he didn't want people to know the corner demon April was there sucking him off, he should have gone with jerking off, or pretending to jerk off (in homage to DSP).

But no, he went with "My leg was cramping." Okay buddy. Whatever you say.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

April is a whore that only knows how to interface with men via sex

What do you mean?! She said she has an “educated brain.”

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

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Wakey wakey, he's back on Twitter.

Interesting that he refutes what's said about the kids not being wanted, but makes no mention of Kayla when this comment is predominantly about her. He could have said family was the most important thing in his life. Maybe it's nitpicky, but I think it points to relationships hanging by a thin thread over there.

But what about Kayla? Is she important Nick? Or did something happen recently? Did something change in the relationship? Stalker Child minds would like to know.