Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

I want to find out more about the nature of the trust. I'm willing to bet it was set up in a way that prevents Nick from being able to be an absolute retard and blow it all in one shot.

He's talking about the Robert Lord Trust that he (probably) set up to own his house. That's not the family trust that he's been a trustee for, and there may be others that have him as a beneficiary. He's just hoping you are fooled by his specific reference to the trust that isn't supporting him and his family, or if there isn't such a trust, that he's obviously not self-sufficient and never has been. It could be his enabler parents just throw money at him from time to time to bail him out of his nonstop fuckups.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

In case you wondered if Nick just sounds like a garden variety drunk and crazy person, the answer is yes.

April, he’d drop you back off at Aaron’s house himself if he could pick up hot psycho ass like this. You can’t compete with new pussy.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I have some sympathy because he has someone as deranged as Melton (who also has fans) compiling shit to send to his ex-wife to try to get him thrown in jail. Then the subreddit that also does this. The ex-wife thing is especially weird to me because it sounds like Aaron has warned her about Melton and how he’s obsessed with her kids.

Nick is actually committing felonies with the aide of likely pedophile Patrick Melton to terrorize Aaron and by extension his kids.

None of this was on my bingo card. If I knew this is where we'd be by November, I probably wouldn't have been as harsh as I was. I don't think sympathy is the right word. To some degree he deserves the headache, I guess. However, Nick going above and beyond by committing felonies against him has completely vindicated Aaron. I would be perfectly happy if Aaron dodges legal trouble at this point and comes out on top. He's owed some justice in all of this insanity.

 

[Not Who You Think]

An effortpost attempt to understand The Silent One, Kayla, to make some sense of this clusterfuck.
TL/DR I didn't. I'm brainbroken by slogging through April's tweets, but there are some insights at the end. Perhaps some of you will have others.

While they all share common enemies (anyone not on their side) Kayla, Nick, and April each have separate and conflicting personal goals. Below is a summation of their positions, written in a way that each permutation of personal wants/obstacles can be easily seen.

Nick isn't giving Kayla or April what they want.
Kayla wants either privacy or a showing that they are good people. April wants Nick's home, fame, and cocaine all to herself which is why she is publicly pressuring Nick.

Kayla isn't giving Nick or April what they want.
Nick wants Kayla to give him the freedom to do whatever he wants. April wants Kayla to get out of her way so she can move in.

April isn't giving Kayla what she wants and is a liability to Nick.
Kayla wants April gone. Nick wants April to stay drugged up, dependent, and quiet like Kayla was.

Their goals are incompatible and this creates increasing tension. The more they pretend to be united the more it will sting when any one of them gets closer to their personal goal at the expense of the others. Consequently, they are the most stable when everyone in the Qover is quietly miserable and not making progress on their respective goals as more time passes. Welcome to Hell.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Don't know if I've ever seen this here but found this post arrest comment on the old PPP vs Masterson debate. Posting for posterity in case it was missed.

 

[A Fucking Houseplant]

Other posters have called Blowjobgate into question. Either way, I think there are plenty of lies to go around. I for one cannot wait for the cinematic reinterpretation of Nick's case. I can see it now...



Thanks to John Andrews Stan for his PFP serving as the inspiration.

 

[Beavis]

But what about Kayla? Is she important Nick? Or did something happen recently? Did something change in the relationship? Stalker Child minds would like to know.

I’m convinced the only reason Nick hasn’t left Kayla is his parents will cut him off.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

Nick isn't giving Kayla or April what they want.
Kayla wants either privacy or a showing that they are good people. April wants Nick's home, fame, and cocaine all to herself which is why she is publicly pressuring Nick.

Kayla isn't giving Nick or April what they want.
Nick wants Kayla to give him the freedom to do whatever he wants. April wants Kayla to get out of her way so she can move in.

April isn't giving Kayla what she wants and is a liability to Nick.
Kayla wants April gone. Nick wants April to stay drugged up, dependent, and quiet like Kayla was.

I’m convinced the only reason Nick hasn’t left Kayla is his parents will cut him off.

Thus confirming that Benzoballdoranzran is Canon and Kayla and April are competing Drow. Nicky must have infectious third son energy.

 

[annnanovichova]

The Polish aren't that dumb to claim him. But it looks like Crackieta lies again. PPP and Warski, better run Cannucks!
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He might also be bringing down the Rekieta average lifespan if he's dead by 45 (looking that way).
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No sane European country claims third or fourth generation American mutts no matter how many % of nation's DNA they have. That's just American delusion.

That being said.
"Rekieta" is one letter of from "rakieta", this kind of mistake happene often, especially in the past, when people migrated.
"Rekieta" could be trancribed heard "rokita". It does sound similar if spoken with heavy accent.
"Rekieta" could have been transliterated few times in documents - Pre WWI in Poland it was standard to write Polish names transliterated to German or Russian, with added bonus of transliterating from cyrylic if his family happened to live in the Russian part.
"Rekieta" might be of Lithuanian/Rus/Tatar origin, all of the nations were very present in Poland/Commonwealth and would be often consider Polish citizens.

Point is- his surname was likely mangled by the English speaking migration officers when his Polish ancestors migrated.

BTW, don't trust Engish sites when looking for non-English etymology, they are all shit AND there are people called Rekieta in Poland (more than 4, so at least one family).



That being said, he is disgrace to any nationality he might claim. Shame on his coke addicted nose.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It seems like the source of every lolcow is nonconfrontational parents that are too nice.

Well, the source of a lot of serial killers is horribly abusive parents, so perhaps having weak parents is the lesser of two evils for people with poor judgment, malignant personalities, and impulse control issues.

Lulziest option is he finally takes the plea deal but fucks it up with some "I had my fingers crossed corrupt government judges don't know the true story!" nonsense and gets the book thrown at him. All the humiliation with none of the mercy, total felting.

Funny and weird, Nick keeps claiming nothing is as it seems*, and he has sooo much to say that is important and relevant, yet no charges have been dropped, he didn't like the plea offer, and he's clearly still dealing with CPS.

* he hasn't denied that cocaine was in the house, though. The only thing he's semi-outright** denied is that his kid had coke in her system, though htf would he even know that if there was coke in the house? Bc they kept the mountain of coke locked in a safe, even though it was all over the bedroom suite when the cops came knocking? Uh-huh.

And maybe, even going with his contention that it was on her hair and not in her body, it wasn't crooked cops who put a coke-covered hand on his kid's head, but maybe, just maybe, one of the three coked-up adults in the home? Not getting into the metabolites and all that here bc that discussion is annoying, just saying that even if his contention about it were true, it doesn't do what he think it does.

** nothing he says has no deliberate wiggle-room. So though I haven't gone back to look at all his statements about it, I am sure it's not a series of clear and unambiguous statements. But even taking his comments/the situation in the light most favorable to him, his claims are poor.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

You know, one thing about Kayla, at least she actually cried at the thought of being a useless parent. I mean, didn't care enough to not do drugs etc., but can you imagine Nick actually crying about that? He only seems to talk about them to either address people saying he doesn't care about them, or to talk about how far he has to drive them around all the time.
He can't even shut up for the sake of his children.

 

[parsnip]

I’m convinced the only reason Nick hasn’t left Kayla is his parents will cut him off.

I think if she tried to leave him he would do everything he could to keep the kids, despite not wanting to take care of them, and ruin her life. For him it's about control and ownership. His obsession with Aaron is about 10% of what he would try to do to Kayla if she divorced him.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Nick wants Kayla to give him the freedom to do whatever he wants

This is the only part I disagree with. I think Nick wants Kayla gone. I think he wanted her out of his life and out of this situation. However, he can't have that. Kayla isn't willing to just walk away from her family and the legalities of marriage tie them together. Divorce with five kids? Even if Nick was making the money he used to, divorce with five kids would RUIN his entire life. There'd be no recovery from that. On Kayla's end, divorce means she's a single mom of five kids, sure she might have custody, but she has no help and those kids are a handful. Divorce for both of them is a bad prospect. Their marriage died a long time ago, but because of Nick's streaming success and the fact they've had so many kids together, they're both trapped.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I’m convinced the only reason Nick hasn’t left Kayla is his parents will cut him off.

I also think it’s financial, whether it has to do with the trust or child support or whatever, legally divorcing Kayla will hurt his bank account even worse than his ridiculous legal issues.

That means April is getting more and more desperate while fighting a losing battle. She is in no way, shape, or form, worth financial suicide over. All April is good for is her mediocre looks which are rapidly diminishing as her aging has accelerated from drug use. She’s only 30 but has smokers lines around her mouth that a 50 year old would have. Her appeal as the “younger hotter” woman dims with every line snorted and every sun set.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I’m convinced the only reason Nick hasn’t left Kayla is his parents will cut him off.

Since the latest April revelations have emerged I actually think the reality is much darker than this - it might be that Nick, having already broken Kayla, sees no reason to rid himself of the subservient woman he put so much time and effort into domesticating to his liking already.

Drugs sometimes change people drastically, and Nick might fall into this category, however it might be that he was very good at being a manipulative narcissistic freak for years and only recently the masked slipped and sent him spiralling.

Is it really out of the question that Kayla may have been a normal, functional human, but for the malignant narcissistic husband gaslighting her for years? This is entirely speculative, and you would expect her side of the family to dislike Nick as a result - but maybe he really was just that good at manipulation, he pulled the wool over many peoples eyes online for years.

So my view is that he will never leave Kayla because she is his possession, and he wants April to be his possession too - so he will put her off the property and as others have pointed out he will implement the DENNIS system. He's giving off Mick Philpott vibes - lots of kids, multiple wives, didn't work...

 

[Procrastinhater]

Could be but that would also confirm he doesn´t have free access to the money.

His parents are huge enablers but they're not retards, they know what Balldo is, and why its a good idea to not just give him free access to a load of money at his own discretion. They likely made him put the house in a trust the same way they gave him an allowance right into his 40's, he's got no self control, he'd be living under a bridge by now without their money.
And it managed to keep him on the straight and narrow until he lucked out with the Rittenhouse case and got Nigger Rich.
As soon as he got Nigger Rich he acted like the nigger he is, he thought he had it made and he could do what he wanted, he didn't understand his audience was there for the guy he pretended to be, not Lord Balldo the degenerate cocaine cuck.

That's probably a big part of his current tantrum. Having to go crawling back to his parents to bail him out is killing his Narc ego and when Nick gets upset he drinks.
And seethes.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Their goals are incompatible and this creates increasing tension. The more they pretend to be united the more it will sting when any one of them gets closer to their personal goal at the expense of the others.

It's been mentioned multiple times in the thread but this bears repeating.

These dynamics are incredibly dangerous.

At the moment I think Kayla is in the most significant danger.

Her most permanent defense is the children. Given Nick's documented history (as recorded in traffic ticket contact reports) of complaining about having to drive his kids, he isn't interested in having the kids to himself and anything happening to Kayla would leave them in his (and his parents') lap.

To your point about goals, as long as she stays drugged and compliant, tolerating Nick's deceptions re: sneaking around with April, Kayla is at worst an annoyance to Nick and April.

However, if she starts pushing to change the equation too hard, and either Nick or April get desperate and a little too wound up on drugs (especially if it's meth), she could easily have an "accident" involving her falling repeatedly on a knife.
April is dead stupid and emotionally in 9th grade (at best). She has proven time and time again that she will enthusiastically adopt any galaxy brain plan Nick comes up with. Being imprisoned in the house of whoreors with her phone TV will become unbearable, especially if her supply of "ice" gets cut off.

The desperation, the complete lack of impulse control, the raging character disorders, and the substance abuse make a violent ending very probable.

 

[A Fucking Houseplant]

You know, one thing about Kayla, at least she actually cried at the thought of being a useless parent. I mean, didn't care enough to not do drugs etc., but can you imagine Nick actually crying about that? He only seems to talk about them to either address people saying he doesn't care about them, or to talk about how far he has to drive them around all the time.
He can't even shut up for the sake of his children.

Yep, she's still got some vestige of responsibility or morality in her, but that alone isn't enough for her to stand on her own two and do what needs doing.

And it's not that simple even if she did have the nerve to leave. As others pointed out they've got five kids, and the odds of her uprooting her life from a reliable source of income - however deleterious it is, by sheer proximity to Crackets, for the kids - are low.

It's actually a really fucked up double-bind for Kayla because, if she stays then she's endangering the kids by putting them near Nick. If she leaves, she's endangering the kids by putting them near financial precarity (or outright putting them there). Whatever she does she's fucked.

Genuinely don't know what she would do, in any event. Either way, I'm gonna be here to gawk at the aftermath.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Dear God- imagine if the first suicide KF was actually responsible for was Nick Rekeita.

How would KF be responsible? We're just watching this train wreck of his own making. We didn't give him the coke. We didn't give him the booze. In fact we disbelieved most of the darker rumors about him until his drug problem became to obvious to ignore. At which time we suggested he seek help. Not that he ever paid any attention to us. We weren't his adoring fans.

The only thing really worrying about the thought of Nick killing himself "with a million dollars, in Minecraft" is he is so obviously a Narcissist and Psychopath that it's terifying clear that he would choose to not go alone. But rather he would take what or who he feels as his, with him. As a fuck you to the world. To own the Nerds and the gubmint, and the Scandinavian incel prudes.

I hate that I am having such dark thoughts. But it's to easy to see and believe. He no longer has any boundaries, if he ever actually had any. His behavior online is escalating. Especially his obsession with escapisped Baldo cultist Aaron. Lord only knows the things he's pulling in the dark hours at the crack shack. He's clearly back to substance abuse. I pray that those kids are kept safe and are never alone with him.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This is by far the worst wreck of a relationship that I have seen. Yet, I can't tear my eyes away from it.