Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

It’s that I wondered why she would front that much money for her daughter and problem child husband, but not find a rescue for her daughter from bankruptcy.

I can think of tons of reasons to do one and not the other - after all, bankruptcy won't remove the judgement (not even divorce would, I believe) and it's quite likely that the "actual consequences" of bankruptcy would be deemed "minor and good" for a wayward child to go through.

But I suspect it's directly tied to Nikki filing suit against the MPD almost instantly afterwards; a deal has been made that they'll "pay it back" once the MPD coughs up.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Dagoth Ur welcomes you, Fatrick, my old friend. But to this place, where restraining orders are filed, why have you come unprepared?
Come, Fatrick, child or stalker, come. Come and look upon the Rustang, and Hoolies.
Omnipotent. Omniscient. Sovereign. Immutable. How sweet it is to be a stalker child!

Between Terminator, Gilbert Gottfried, and Dagoth Ur...

Dagoth wins. I can't stop hearing it during each Pat post.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ok....It took me a moment to figure out what the fuck is going on with his bluesky but when it hit me I fucking wailed
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So uh...here's the shot


....and here's the chaser


"please mister tomlinson....we will deal with the trolls in a moment we just need to focus on removing the child porn fi...."

"THE ONLY CHILD HERE IS YOU, CHILD. YOU WILL IMMIDIATELY REMOVE THE STALKER TERRORIST IMPERSONATION ACCOUNTS OR YOU WILL BE ENJOYING PRISON WITH THEM"

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I was bored so here's Rick at the movies

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Where’s “CHILD of the FAT” (Guterman 2005)?



Normoid Pat is worst Pat
My theory is that he’s trying to regain followers by making bottom of the barrel posts to regain trust




Getting people fired for mishandling Afghanistan and giving the Taliban complete control…. Is le bad.

 

[Maude Snew]

Dagoth Ur welcomes you, Fatrick, my old friend. But to this place, where restraining orders are filed, why have you come unprepared?
Come, Fatrick, child or stalker, come. Come and look upon the Rustang, and Hoolies.
Omnipotent. Omniscient. Sovereign. Immutable. How sweet it is to be a stalker child!

When you think about it "what a grand and intoxicating innocence" is really a more eloquent way of calling someone a child.

Pigoth-Ur was old fat man Tomlinson all along!

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Liberals don’t exist child,in fact I’m more conservative than you’ll ever be. I’m the most conservative Conservative to ever conserve!

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Real wild how all the progressives fled to blue sky after the election and suddenly blue sky is having this problem.

Reminds of when Tumblr banned porn and all the progressives fled to twitter and suddenly twitter started having this problem.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Liberals don’t exist child,in fact I’m more conservative than you’ll ever be. I’m the most conservative Conservative to ever conserve!
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i went to Darryl's account immediately after reading this and his latest tweet is showing that Fat Rick blocked him (and is also still replying to him from behind the block).

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

These are your fondue-lusions again.

The funniest thing I have read in a very long time.

 

[Judge Holden]

Dagoth Ur welcomes you, Fatrick, my old friend. But to this place, where restraining orders are filed, why have you come unprepared?
Come, Fatrick, child or stalker, come. Come and look upon the Rustang, and Hoolies.
Omnipotent. Omniscient. Sovereign. Immutable. How sweet it is to be a stalker child!

I love how often we see straight up convergent evolution in shitposting on this thread as so many niggas come to the same conclusions about our beloved man of pig at different times in comparing him to various eldritch gods and megalomaniacs in fiction

Pure art. Here's AI Pat and Dagoth S. Tomlinson to recite this masterpiece.
Edit: I added Patrick E. Dec for that schizo feel

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>the Milwaukee PD arrive to the Tomlinson half residence for the nineteenth time this week
>before they even knock on the door it flies open revealing fatrick
>he is standing naked but for a loincloth and mask fashioned out of a paper plate and painted gold, his corpulent body crudely painted grey with a paint roller
>sergeant evans is the first to speak
>"alright tubby, drop your legos and step out the..."
>WHAT A FOOL YOU ARE CHILD, I'M A GOD! HOW CAN YOU ARREST A GOD? WHAT A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE CHILD! HOW COULD YOU BE SO NAIVE? THERE IS NO ESCAPE, NO RECALL OR INTERVENTION CAN WORK IN THIS HALF-PLACE! COME! LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS! IT IS NOT TOO LATE FOR MY MERCY LITTLE BABY CHILD...

However while I often see this happen with Elder Scrolls, Lovecraft, and Cormac McCarthy references I strangely have yet to see many 40k based shitposts which one would think would be a fertile ground to make fatrick jokes, maybe the venn diagram of 40k spergs and fatposters aint as overlappy as I assumed it would be.

EDIT: He's back on xitter and is getting ever more aggressive with the CHILDing

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

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お前はもう太っている

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Where’s “CHILD of the FAT” (Guterman 2005)?


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Normoid Pat is worst Pat
My theory is that he’s trying to regain followers by making bottom of the barrel posts to regain trust
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Getting people fired for mishandling Afghanistan and giving the Taliban complete control…. Is le bad.

I'd rather take the farm house style stairs. Takes up less room and looks nicer in that style home. Not that Patrick would ever understand that as he's never owned his own house and keeps his wife's house looking like a crack den. He can't even be bothered to sand down the wooden floors so they look nice and not all scratched up to shit.

He never bothered to read up on the evacuation of Afghanistan and how much of a shit show it was in Biden's hands. Though that's to be expected.

Liberals don’t exist child,in fact I’m more conservative than you’ll ever be. I’m the most conservative Conservative to ever conserve!
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Patrick has not once shown any conservative position in his life.
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Another one is born!

 

[Maude Snew]

Another one is born!

"Hello neighbor child, I am required by law to inform you that I am a registered member of the SFWA."

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

"Hello neighbor child, I am required by law to inform you that I am a registered member of the SFWA."

They're a four letter group, they may not be a government body but I still think DOGE should look into them. They obviously can't spend their money correctly.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Normoid Pat is worst Pat
My theory is that he’s trying to regain followers by making bottom of the barrel posts to regain trust
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Getting people fired for mishandling Afghanistan and giving the Taliban complete control…. Is le bad.

Those types of stairs are fucking awful to live with or move anything with. Old women fall down those and spiral staircases so much that insurance companies will basically pay you to get a different type installed.

The Dam thing is gonna be fun when flooding kills a town and Pat will blame climate change.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

My brain was turned off when I was reading the tweet and I saw "bumfuck Wisconsin" and thought the tweet said "He's also cheese". And it took me a minute, reading the next post down and then wondering if calling Pat cheese was a new Funster schtick before I checked again. Pat being referred to as cheese made such perfect sense, as I could see him saying "I am not gouda, stalker child. These are your fondue-lusions again. Enjoy prison."



Gilbert Gottfried has my vote for AI voices.

Cheeseposting to Pat sounds fun, can we get a mashup of this and Lee Goldson?

Those types of stairs are fucking awful to live with or move anything with. Old women fall down those and spiral staircases so much that insurance companies will basically pay you to get a different type installed.

The Dam thing is gonna be fun when flooding kills a town and Pat will blame climate change.

For a man who hates to be called an Insurance Agent he sure loves to act like one.
He’s like the Judge Doom of them lol.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

He's back on xitter and is getting ever more aggressive with the CHILDing

When you get a standalone “Child.” from Rick you’ve really got him seething lol. No child, I know twaw because they make my pp hard and I am noT a ffwbt. What an odd dude, honestly.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

General Fatton has returned.

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Tiny Tim in Space is still happening guys....

 

[Smokeski]

Fatty would shit and piss himself in combat. I think out of things rubbing me the wrong way is people calling for violence. Violence is for niggers and Pat is a total nigger.