🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

A funny reminder that not every story has a happy ending.
Gorlock the Destroyer W; her 6000 kcal/day diet will be sustained by Spineless Skinny Pete’s family until he inevitably offs himself or gets killed by her in a fit of rage.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Alex B doesn't realize he just set himself up for a lifetime of online trolling.

I was thinking about his online presence. His wife completely gate keeps what he can see and controls their social media. Every account is both of them.

 

[Aquafag]

Alex is sadly too unaware to even know how to deal with it. If he had stayed on at least a bit longer and shown that he was able to change his reaction to things a bit better (which I think was what "the show" was basically trying to do) people would've had a bit more respect for him.

He's 100% going straight back into the ogre's arms the moment he gets his phone back.
Sad. And that is a much, much sadder outcome than the trolling that will come out of this outcome.

He knows that his wife is a monster. He's just too proud and egotistical to admit it. He's never been humbled in his life, and that's why he can't change.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Too much too fast, I was hoping they would have today as a 'rest' day for everyone where they could warm up to Frank

For me it's a yes and no. I lost a lot of respect for him allowing the oger to get Binx kicked and not stepping in and not even being remorseful after the fact. I feel for him and his situation, but I have a feeling that he doesn't want to get helped.
I also really hate people that flex with daddy's money.

 

[Tsunade-sama]

Binx: straight white men are the most fragile
Payton: *agrees*
These your girls? Lmaooooo

 

[Aquafag]

Some contestants have improved their lives after being on the show like Vance and Letty

I think Sam Hyde was hoping to do the same for Alex, for him to have a sort of revelation and use the experience in the tank to come out a better person. He nearly broke through to him, but when he realized Alex B has too many barriers and wasn't willing to drop any of them, he saw he was a lost cause. I can imagine Sam felt hopeful and disappointed in Alex B, as well as all 3k of Alex B's original endorsers.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Binx: straight white men are the most fragile
Payton: *agrees*
These your girls? Lmaooooo

Looking forward to total plushie death

 

[Foster]

Jobe and Binx are talking about chris chan lmao

 

[neger psykolog]

Too much too fast, I was hoping they would have today as a 'rest' day for everyone where they could warm up to Frank
Alex only left because because of Connor and Jeff freaking the fuck out
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Yeah, I kind of feel like they should've had some downtime from Frank but at the same time the only way they can do that is to tone him down for some time period (which I believe is not possible, he isn't predictable enough for that) or to have him leave the house temporarily (which would shatter the illusion that he is a freeloader).

Also the naming of "Wild Randy" is somewhat important in all of this. As "production" has learned, the more than they do fishtank and the more successful it becomes, the harder it is to find people who haven't heard of it before. I think "Nathan For You" may have run into this problem when they decided to not continue it anymore. Frank obviously owns the rights to his own branding, but they would do wise to try and refer to him as "Wild Randy" as much as possible, such that in future seasons they can introduce him without people knowing who he is without a real name.

Unfortunately, when it comes to trolling in general and monetizing it - Frank & Fishtank want to become popular, and with popularity it means finding new, unknown stuff will become harder and harder over time. This is why the greatest trolls sadly have a semi-fixed lifespan before they need to move into doing something else or find other ways of doing it long term. Even for Frank and "production" they may find that they reach a point where trying to attract the same kind of contestants and doing the same concept for the show each season becomes tiring - they have already branched a bit out from the original concept, but if this stuff goes on for like 5-10 seasons then they're going to definitely need to keep mixing things up and as unpredictable as possible.



Jeff just asked Frank if he was on wellbutrin, and whether is depressed etc he said no - he said he is on Adderall and sleeping pills. Specifically he is on 20mg XR (extended release). They're talking about meds in the kitchen.



After briefly having a level conversation with Jeff, Frank is now hassling cymbalta and making reference to street shitting and toilets. Jeff is once again angry at Frank.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Vance just hid a note under Burt's pillow.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Frank has now chosen Connor, the extremely stupid and very clearly closeted homosexual ex cop to be his next victim. We are witnessing a masterclass in tardbaiting. Connor is screaming at the top of his lungs, to the point of tears, by the mere presence of Frank.

Why do you have Alex' wife as an avatar?

Going after Jobe's minecraft server is taking it too far.
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Jobe, no... I wish he was a fish, I would endorse him. Staying with Peyton...

Updated endorsements, only for the currently active fish/freeloaders.
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Rankings:
1. Burt (12,667)
2. Payton (4,580)
3. Binx (3,59
4. Jobe (3,230)
5. Alex (2,085)
6. Mizzy (912)
7. Jeff (740)
8. Simbal (495)
9. Connor Z (240)
Alex stocks plummeting.

ETA: I endorsed Binx due to her performance last night, my prior endorsements were Alex, Burt and Payton in that order. I endorse fish based on their performance and if a fish pulls out something kino like Binx I'll endorse them.

I really fucking hate Connor. Crossing fingers for Hassle to curbstomp him.

I was mistaken - she actually went live last night.

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In summary, the entire beef she had with Binx was scripted and for show. All the contestants fake everything to entertain the audience, and they're all coached off camera where we can't see. She holds no animosity towards Binx and you're dumb for thinking she does. AT THE SAME TIME they "played" her, "played" Alex, set him up to look like something was going on with Binx, wouldn't let her or Alex leave the house because production held onto her purse and his phone, tricked Alex into staying by lying they'd be back etc. etc.

In other words, although she has some level of cunning and street smarts, she's too thick to hold it together for 3 minutes to make a cohesive story. I guess her shitty manipulation tactics work on Alex, but it's all one big cope.

She is dumb, but slightly smarter than Alex. Smart enough to gaslight and lie and try to get herself out of a bad situation she put herself in. I find it super kekky that she is using heavy filters, when we just saw what she actually looks like without them. Suffah, deathfat.

Alex B doesn't realize he just set himself up for a lifetime of online trolling.

Alex B doesn't realize most things. Dude is literally 70 IQ, based on what we have seen in the past weeks. Can't believe I endorsed him early on...

Alex has firmly cemented his legacy as an internet tough guy who won't throw fair punches or even agree to a fair fight. Turning down boxing Hassle was the final nail in the coffin.
He has been and would have been stun locked into "I will fight you" ad infinitum, he is bitch made and his arc is over now whether he had walked out that door or not, everything else would be a rerun.

Alex is annoying and retarded but not boxing Hassle is the smartest thing he has done. He is a scrawny druggy who doesn't know how to fight. Hassle would punch his teeth through his brain - literally.

 

[Shek$il]

Calling it now: Frank nuke was TOO effective.

Show will stage a fake arrest on Frank, (warrant out), pull Alex and Gay Connor back in, and then Frank will make bail, as sissy hypno does not pose a flight risk.

 

[Teridax]

I wonder how much money production saves by getting Frank to run these guys off empty handed

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I'm getting kind of tired of Jeff. Somehow he thinks he's the boss of the house now, cutting people off from alcohol etc. His yapping is getting on my nerves.

 

[Siento Siendo Riendo]

Faggot slimeball trying to find weapons to hit Frank

 

[Smegward]

what's with the face on the back of his head?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I think Sam Hyde was hoping to do the same for Alex, for him to have a sort of revelation and use the experience in the tank to come out a better person. He nearly broke through to him, but when he realized Alex B has too many barriers and wasn't willing to drop any of them, he saw he was a lost cause. I can imagine Sam felt hopeful and disappointed in Alex B, as well as all 3k of Alex B's original endorsers.

Alex is one of those people who's too arrogant to help. We know he acts like a chihuahua to compensate for his relationship and life behind closed doors which makes it all the more tragic.

That being said I can't wait until he gets his own thread on the Farms.

 

[no-exit]

idk if late and gay but apparently this is janny Jeff

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=aEGEb_swHGU

 

[Terfmaster9000]

what's with the face on the back of his head?

Monkey king...

 

[S.C.U.D.]