Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

He claimed on NLO call-in that he was offered a 'basic' or 'initial' plea agreement, but it was 'not that great'. He seemed to think that he would get another. Who knows if it is even still on the table?

Maybe he's doing what Socrates did. He's waiting for the state to offer his punishment be they throw him a feast in his honor. Socrates was accused of corrupting youth and worshiping false gods. Nick corrupts youth and worships false gods.

Joke's on him though: The citizens of Athens made Socrates drink hemlock.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[RodgerDodger]

At this point is it realistic to expect that nothing will happen with law enforcement until Nick's next hearing?

Nothing will probably happen with the current charges until the next hearing.

we have no idea what is going on with the CPS cases. Or if they may yet forward something to the DA in addition to their own actions.

We have no real way of predicting what if anything will come out of Nick getting into Aaron’s e-Mail, or when any action will be taken if warranted.

 

[Oh Darn]

Was it this clip? It is about his channel

Not the one I was thinking of - it was more recent and was explicitly related to his legal business. I can’t remember if he described it as contract or business lease work, but he made it sound like something he literally could not lose.

IIRC it’s already been pointed out in this thread that he doesn’t advertise or appear to be actively seeking clients, so my assumption is that it would have to be family. If it were simply a longstanding client relationship, I assume the stink of a child endangerment charge and felony drug possession charge would have scared them off.

 

[Fapcop]

I hear the cost of living is super low in Merida. Somebody who streams to double digit audiences can easily get by.

Plus he can share with Ralph!

It would be pretty funny if the two ended up living in a “streamer house.”

Except the streamer house is a shack in Mexico, and they share everything from broken ass Mexican whores to streaming setup.

I’ll bet you Ralph will start using the phrase “my lawyer” a lot.

Everyone will look at it as Rekieta’s ultimate humiliation. Rekieta? He’ll be happier than ever. Free of the ball and chain that were his wife and kids, he wil finally be able to LIVE! Sleeping past noon every day… Dirt cheap liquor… Finally Nick will be able to dedicate himself to his two, true passions: Gooning and getting fucked up.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Fucking lol Nick actually sounds like a bigger faggot doing this bit than Chris himself did.

I still find it hard to believe this is happening to Nick. He was such a friendly and normal dad guy only a few years ago.

He did manage to put on a good mask before he got to drunk to carry it off. But you don't just become someone like Nick Rekieta. Sure people when they get addicted can become almost different people, but there has to be something wrong in a person to syart with for them to sink as low as Balldo. I've know actual heroin addicts with more morals and principles.

While Bob always had a good job and Nick was never poor, his grandparents didn't come into serious money until Nick was an adult. He seems to have been raised without discipline and appropriate boundaries, but not because he was a "trust fund kid" or "born with a silver spoon".

He may not have been born with one but he certainly got one shoved up his ass at some point because he acts like any other snotty Trust Fund brat on Spring Break but he's in his 40's with 5 kids. Dudes an immature brat.

 

[Oh Darn]

Plus he can share with Ralph!

It would be pretty funny if the two ended up living in a “streamer house.”

Except the streamer house is a shack in Mexico, and they share everything from broken ass Mexican whores to streaming setup.

I’ll bet you Ralph will start using the phrase “my lawyer” a lot.

I can’t decide what would be funnier: them sharing the Merida shack, with Rekieta never cleaning up the kitchen and Ralph never cleaning up his piss bottles, or Ralph and Rekieta sharing a cell block and Rekieta trying to figure out how much commissary funds he can sell Ralph’s butthole for

 

[3MMA]

Nick's prose has always been purple and sanctimonious.

Sanctimonious is the perfect word to describe Nick & his purple prose. His writing & his X posts all stink of it, as does his attitude when streaming. There have been many times where people have called him unrepentant or some variation of, & that stems from his sanctimoniousness in words, both spoken & written.

He has a tendency to go for the low hanging fruit, or just plain bizarre drug & alcohol induced free word associations. You know where the intoxicated guy thinks he sounds really deep or something but he’s basically reciting a Hallmark card? That’s Nick more often than not. Either that or he’s free associating weird shit in one of his ridiculous tangents like the one about the hand in Vampire Hunter D (some anime) suddenly having a mouth & then a penis & how it’s a futa, just like the Go-Go’s singer Belinda Carlisle, or Judge Pussy Liqor. Purple prose sanctimonious shit just about covers it.

 

[AnOminous]

Ffs “Peaches”?!?

WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR DAUGHTER PEACHES?!?

Bob Geldof.

Joke's on him though: The citizens of Athens made Socrates drink hemlock.

They thought they made him do that. He made them do that to prove his arguments about democracy being nonsense.

There's a reason Socrates is remembered forever while the only reason you'd even know who his prosecutors were is because they prosecuted him.

He has a tendency to go for the low hanging fruit, or just plain bizarre drug & alcohol induced free word associations.

The faggot mixes metaphors like KingCobraJFS mixes bog mead. It's like he doesn't even get what a metaphor is, pretty pathetic for a low IQ retard major like creative writing. Just look at that whole matriarchy giving birth to brands or whatever fucking lunacy that was.

Or this word vomit: "My principles were extensions of courtesy; my rights on loan to others."

The fuck is this tism?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Not sure if it was pointed out (about 400 new pages have come and gone since so I'm re-reading everything to check, I'll just take my clock stickers if I missed it), but the screenshot they showed of Aaron looking at cuckold porn after reading the KF thread seems to have been back in July. That observation isn't new, but when you think about it, if he had done it anymore recently than that, they would have leaked a screenshot of that instead. That means it's been 4 months since that happened, there's no proof it's happened since, and they could only provide proof of it happening once.

Correct. There's no date on the screenshot, but the KF threads are several thousand pages back, working out to July.
I think he technically has posted two separate screenshots, I guess it happened 2 times.

Also if you look closely at the screenshot there's a tiny scrollbar at the bottom - so he's going way back in time to try to find anything he can that embarrasses Aaron.

As @Balldo's Gate mentioned, Rekieta had access to information from Aaron's Google account since it was created. Despite this, all he posted was that tweet "proving" that Aaron is a cuck, an information which we all knew even before Rekieta published it...

I don't think this is the worst info Rekieta has on Aaron. It's probably just the most "embarrassing" thing he could publish without being too obvious he's committing a crime. He probably has worse info, but posting it would make blatantly clear he's committing a crime (even more than now).

What I'm about to say is purely speculative. But I believe that on November 7th, during Melton stream, Melton gave too many hints about the nature of the information they had...

During the stream on the 7th, Melton described the info as similar to having a device recording everything in Aaron's house. He said it was still happening and that Rekieta's case needed to be resolved before releasing it.

I believe that with this stream, Aaron finally realized that his Google account was compromised, as he indicated in his message with BBN (Thursday in this screenshot is November 7th—same day as the stream I've mentioned).

(obs.: this screenshot was published on Nov 9th, so the "Yesterday" on it would be Nov 8th)

So, Aaron finally blocked Rekieta's access to the account.

What held Rekieta back from starting his revenge was that he was still recording everything happening inside Aaron's Google account. Once his access was blocked, he appeared on Melton's stream again on the following day (November 8th), indicating he had proof that Aaron jerks off after reading his thread on Kiwi Farms, and released this info on Twitter on November 9th.

I believe this was the timeline of events. But as I mentioned, this is speculative, and I'm not the best at speculating in this thread.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Ffs “Peaches”?!?

WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR DAUGHTER PEACHES?!?

It’s like the whole clan is cursed by retardation.

It’s actually a pretty common non English name. Ever encounter a Japanese girl or television demon named Momo? Peaches.

 

[Tablet County]

Ffs “Peaches”?!?

WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR DAUGHTER PEACHES?!?

It’s like the whole clan is cursed by retardation.

The Coldplay guy named his daughter Apple, which sounds kind of cute until you realize her full name is Apple Martin.
And that her parents are Gwyneth Paltrow and the guy from Coldplay.

 

[Fapcop]

I can’t decide what would be funnier: them sharing the Merida shack, with Rekieta never cleaning up the kitchen and Ralph never cleaning up his piss bottles, or Ralph and Rekieta sharing a cell block and Rekieta trying to figure out how much commissary funds he can sell Ralph’s butthole for

I actually think it’ll be more the opposite in jail.

Ralph may be a short fuck and timid, but he’s also the kind of white trash character whose natural environment is jail. Just like an eel can naturally breathe in water and slink away into the reeds, the gentle rage pig will trod around happily and securely in it’s natural habitat.

Bob Geldof.

Case status: Rest

 

[datura_binge]

Or this word vomit: "My principles were extensions of courtesy; my rights on loan to others."

Honestly when Nick is "sober" he talks and waxes poetic a lot and it always sounds like those self help gurus and/or cult leaders (like the NXIVM guy especially). It's probably how he keeps attracting these dimwitted people who would seemingly die on a cross for him. I mean April literally sits in a house doing nothing all day just to get the opportunity to receive a text. Before that she watched him stream from a corner on the off chance he'd summon her for a blowjob. Also don't forget his wine moms and cuck dudes from his Locals.

 

[Tablet County]

It's probably how he keeps attracting these dimwitted people who would seemingly die on a sex cross for him.

Fixed.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Ralph's meltdown was funnier because he livestreamed all of it. This cuck just likes to watch... his life fall appart.

 

[Lemondale]

Whoose next to be dragged into this? it would be funny.

 

[Mr. Pierce]

She took a random drug test (not required) " to retain my caregiving role of the kids". (Jesus fucking Christ)

I didn't see this tweet included in your screenshots:

L | A

I wonder what happened here. Were they trying to keep up the pretence that April was the new nanny, or was her testing simply a condition of the children being allowed back in the main house?

> Nov. 3 (Sunday) The polycule watched football together.

I don't have a clip for it offhand, but when I watched Nick's Nov. 4 stream I distinctly recall him stating that he had cooked "rice bowls" for his parents at his house on what I took to be the previous day. So it would seem that the throuple spent Sunday watching football with Nick's parents. Very trad and wholesome!

 

[Not Who You Think]

The Kayla Rekieta OP is essentially done and ready for review in PG.

As previously stated, it is intended to be a companion thread to this one used mainly for reference material. For this reason there is a veritable tower of information with around 17 hours of video and hundreds of images (with some minor duplication where needed) for your perusal. Conversation pertaining to Kayla should probably still take place here.

It isn't perfect, but then what is? If there are any major errors please let me know. If you don't want to clutter the thread with corrections then DMs work just as well.

In the meantime, I am very tired after completing what might be the Mount Everest of OPs, so I will leave you with a little something I made near the end of my uploads. A bit on the theatrical side, but still appropriate for Kayla and the loveless catastrophe that is her marriage.

Thanks to all of you who made this possible.

The Kayla Rekieta OP Trailer

Spoiler: Higher Quality Version

 

[Neetorino]

I don't have a clip for it offhand, but when I watched Nick's Nov. 4 stream I distinctly recall him stating that he had cooked "rice bowls" for his parents at his house on what I took to be the previous day. So it would seem that the throuple spent Sunday watching football with Nick's parents. Very trad and wholesome!

Clearly this is Nick's parents scoping out if April or Kayla will win Nick's heart so they know who to prep divorce lawyers against.

Spoiler: The Winner

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

For all of Kayla’s faults, and I am willing to compromise on the fact that she may have a few, I think it’s hard to underestimate the effects of living with a gaslighting narc like Nick.

He had TWO DECADES to gaslight and figuratively pummel her into following his narc moods.

You only say that because you simp for women who don't deserve anything but the streets they're made for. Brvh, Stop Simping.