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Zumock Sings: Fleetwood Hack - "Rekieta"
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I think it's another personality trait lifted from JujuHe clearly didn’t know that the definition of matriarchy is woman led or ruled society.
It won't be a parade or large fanfare. It will just be more trials brought against him.You have to be retarded to rate this optimistic, It’s been getting worse and worse and funnier and funnier for Nick the longer this goes on. He will give us another dear John stream or another arrest.
Look for Nick to someday claim that all his failed tests were simply missed. (As if being that much of a fuckup is a-okay.) That will also be a lie.From the documents posted before the case was sealed it said missed tests were considered fails, in principle it could impact custody.
"Nuh nuh nuh, I do cocaine, and I don't have Internet!" Okay, this my new favorite thing posted in the thread by a landslide (of cocaine).Zumock Sings: Fleetwood Hack - "Rekieta"
I only remember him doing it to Kayla lmao. Glad to see another Lornographer here! o7Lorne Armstrong does it all the time.
Is this a challenge ? Alright brother I'll fix you up. Fleetwood Cuck - Seethe, Coming soon.Zumock Sings: Fleetwood Hack - "Rekieta"
Taking him at his word, what kind of psycho invites his girlfriend over to watch football with the fam. And that's not a question. He was trying to thread the needle. He was "done" with April and trying to soft-sell it, ease her exit, bestow "kindness" on his rejected paramour. I expect after that she tried to get back in, and probably had another tryst(s) with him, but then he told her no. Thus, the torrent of April tweets. And he was simultaneously saying it's over and still flattering and lusting for her over the last couple of weeks.That's incredibly helpful.
It doesn't quite explain Keanu calling Nick's actions "HEINOUS!" unless that's just dabbleverse hyperbole (possibly). Nick blaming April for missing/being late to a drug test is Passive Aggressive Nick on any given day.
@Folgers Can posted about Nick's chats in Melton's stream from the 4th here. These are notable screencaps concerning the events around Nov. 2.
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So, if we believe Nick, this is the chronology as well as I can piece together:
> Nov. 2 (Saturday) Nick missed/was late to a drug test, he blamed April, April called Keanu in tears (Nick does not Xeet that day)
> Nov. 3 (Sunday) The polycule watched football together.
> Nov. 4 (Monday) Nick and April are not "together" (word parsing, probably)
Melton's stream is here but I assume this was all of Nick's chats regarding the events around Nov. 2.
I've never been more confused.
Edit: Added the 3rd relevant screencap after @Balldo's Gate provided link to all of Nick's chats with timestamps. Thanks.
Grandiosity = smartest guy in the room, "I made you," "I achieved all this [nothing, in reality]," etc.Out of curiosity, I looked up the psychiatric criteria for narcissistic personality disorder to see how well it fits with Nick:
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He definitely fits the “need for admiration” and “lack of empathy” criteria, although I’m not entirely sure if “grandiosity” is especially pronounced with Rekieta, although I think it is there (Lawpope, humble-bragging about money, “good Christian family man” image). I wonder if people more well versed in his lore could fill in the rest.
There's a problem with Zumock's comparison in that Stevie Nicks was actually physically attractive.Zumock Sings: Fleetwood Hack - "Rekieta"
"Peaches" is her nickname. Her actual birth name was Marie Gonsoulin before she married Louis and became Marie "Peaches" Owen in 1955, a couple of years before he graduated from Rice University in 1957. They were high school sweethearts.Ffs “Peaches”?!?
WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR DAUGHTER PEACHES?!?
It’s like the whole clan is cursed by retardation.
If Nick ever needs cash, he could just sell some of his art collection!
Oh wait, that’s right! It’s worthless and only a moron would pay thousands let alone tens of thousands for it.
But.... His Joker painting is "signed" by the Joker... That has value... Right?
Lol those paintings are fucking consoomer trash. They lost 90% of their value the second Balldo bought them. I can't believe the ridiculous price he paid for that gay shit.
But that "I'm not a cat!" Lawyer was so stupid and weird!
Lol those paintings are fucking consoomer trash. They lost 90% of their value the second Balldo bought them. I can't believe the ridiculous price he paid for that gay shit.
Other posters have called Blowjobgate into question. Either way, I think there are plenty of lies to go around. I for one cannot wait for the cinematic reinterpretation of Nick's case. I can see it now...
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Thanks to John Andrews Stan for his PFP serving as the inspiration.
It's been mentioned multiple times in the thread but this bears repeating.
These dynamics are incredibly dangerous.
At the moment I think Kayla is in the most significant danger.
Her most permanent defense is the children. Given Nick's documented history (as recorded in traffic ticket contact reports) of complaining about having to drive his kids, he isn't interested in having the kids to himself and anything happening to Kayla would leave them in his (and his parents') lap.
To your point about goals, as long as she stays drugged and compliant, tolerating Nick's deceptions re: sneaking around with April, Kayla is at worst an annoyance to Nick and April.
However, if she starts pushing to change the equation too hard, and either Nick or April get desperate and a little too wound up on drugs (especially if it's meth), she could easily have an "accident" involving her falling repeatedly on a knife.
April is dead stupid and emotionally in 9th grade (at best). She has proven time and time again that she will enthusiastically adopt any galaxy brain plan Nick comes up with. Being imprisoned in the house of whoreors with her phone TV will become unbearable, especially if her supply of "ice" gets cut off.
The desperation, the complete lack of impulse control, the raging character disorders, and the substance abuse make a violent ending very probable.
Not sure if it was pointed out (about 400 new pages have come and gone since so I'm re-reading everything to check, I'll just take my clock stickers if I missed it), but the screenshot they showed of Aaron looking at cuckold porn after reading the KF thread seems to have been back in July.
Correct. There's no date on the screenshot, but the KF threads are several thousand pages back, working out to July.
I think he technically has posted two separate screenshots, I guess it happened 2 times.
Also if you look closely at the screenshot there's a tiny scrollbar at the bottom - so he's going way back in time to try to find anything he can that embarrasses Aaron.
In his Dear Diary entry, the thing that jumped out most was the “matriarchal spectre” line. He doesn’t understand what that word means or he’s overthinking it. Using the term matriarchy to describe an “evil brand upon the curse of addiction which goes on to birth more brands,” is gay bullshit. Looks like he called this phenomenon (he’s imagining & describing) as matriarchal because of the birthing process he describes. Matriarchal means run by women, in its basic sense. Not birthing. Could see Nick trying to allude to everyone who dares “brand him” an addict as womanly, but that clearly isn’t what he was going for, & imo, would be yet another low quality & low witted dig at his detractors.
It's definitely probative on the issue because if she tested positive, it puts the kibosh on any nonsensical fairy story Nick tells about how there were no drugs in the house ever.
It doesn't quite explain Keanu calling Nick's actions "HEINOUS!" unless that's just dabbleverse hyperbole (possibly). Nick blaming April for missing/being late to a drug test is Passive Aggressive Nick on any given day.
He just did the cooking stream to debunk this theory, but it sounded like he was pointing a gun to all their heads and holding them hostage.
This fits with what Nick has said about his having guaranteed business moving forward no matter what happens, if he did have some board work that required maybe a months worth of work a year. It also might be why he reacted the way he did with the people putting in ethics complaints: Remember his little sperg out about how he will always work hard to keep and defend his law license because of how much time he had to sacrifice away from family to get it? We all know how much he values time with his family, so that’s not fucking it.
There will be no plea offer, there will be no mercy.
Well he came and he took without giving, then Nick sent him away.Mandybros, where has /ourgirl/ been?
She knew what Nick was like, way before his mask slipped publically. She married the asshole. Theres no way she didn't know what he was behind closed doors. When she realized what she was dealing with she should have made sure she had an exit plan, especially when kids came into the picture, in case of a worse case scenario. She must have known there was a chance he could end up a complete fuck up. Certainly once it all started coming apart. She had at minimum two years to put together a strategy to get the fuck out of there and get enough on the faggot to rape him in divorce court. Especially when he started being a sloppy drunk and getting high with the kids in the house.But I fall to the side of accountability because she's had 20 years to do some minimal level of learning and planning
You're using the phrase "easily get by" very liberally here.I hear the cost of living is super low in Merida. Somebody who streams to double digit audiences can easily get by.
He really would have been better off with a grandma that would make him go grab a switch to beat his ass.It seems like the source of every lolcow is nonconfrontational parents that are too nice.
It's a tossup between sobriety and monogamy. I'm leaning towards the former.Wait... Who is Nick's current #1 nemesis at the moment?
Also they're all junkie retards, I'm sure they're soulmates, sworn enemies and 'just friends' all within the same day.I can clear up that confusion: Nick is 100% full of shit at all times, and nothing he says should be assumed to be the truth.