🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Just Some Other Guy]

How can Payton walk by the ball brother routine to do a serious mope confessional?

Like, surely you realize the whole show is just a bit?

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

true, but she's still operating under Big Brother rules. She's closer than Burt though, i don't think he's able to conceptualize what is and isn't funny, or even why people are watching.

I don't think Burt has a sense of humor. I haven't seen him genuinely laugh even once. It's not really his fault, though; all the static in his brain probably makes it hard for him to follow the train of thought that leads to humor, and he gets fixated on things which aren't factually correct.

 

[vena kirov]

Seeing Burt completely lost as if the ball brothers bit is suddenly new had me laughing so fucking hard.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Fishtank is being sued because Xavier Ravenblood (PBUH) died on set last season.

When he inevitably finds the farms nobody tell him

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Oh this reminds me! This is the financial conversation between Alex and his Hog Wife, I cleaned the audio and boosted it:

They are WAY broker than they let on.

 

[Aquafag]

Oh this reminds me! This is the financial conversation between Alex and his Hog Wife, I cleaned the audio and boosted it:

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They are WAY broker than they let on.

Alex talks shit. He wanted the money, but he couldn't defeat his own ego.

 

[Captain Confabulator]

"wtf is happening"

 

[C. Cactus]

She was on season 2 as well thats when she originally showed up and where she got the 'content queen' name bc in he audition she said shit like 'im a content queen' but when she showed up on the show she was just fat lazy and disgusting
she was like laying in bed all day saying she was sick and ben came in i think blasting music and yelling content queen content queen!

I'm not positive about this but i think shes a friend of a friend of someone and thats how they found out about her.
she lives in boston so shes from the area and i vaguely remember there being something like there was a photo of her at some birthday party for someone who was connected to the show i just dont remember what it was. something like a friend of nicks cousin or smth like that idk.

I know, I saw her on season 2, never watched Bitchtank and only found out about it when it was over.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Ball brothers is one of the best bits of all time. You could out it up again any episode of Frazier, Friends.. Chappelle Show and it would hold it's own.

 

[neger psykolog]

Alex's Instagram Live

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCftayNRV5i/

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@Xavier Ravenblood u deleted ur post but lol (they didn't I'm retarded)

edit: also Alex already deleted the instagram post hahahahaha

 

[Scarecrow in a Field]

Ball brothers is one of the best bits of all time. You could out it up again any episode of Frazier, Friends.. Chappelle Show and it would hold it's own.

I heard it last night laying in bed (I have fishtank on as ambient sound) and I was wondering who was rapping. Jet should use his goofy rap voice he usually uses.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

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@Xavier Ravenblood u deleted ur post but lol

edit: also Alex already deleted the instagram post hahahahaha

I didn't delete it

 

[anliteralidiot]

Oh this reminds me! This is the financial conversation between Alex and his Hog Wife, I cleaned the audio and boosted it:

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They are WAY broker than they let on.

I don't even care what happens to him, I just hope his family laughs at his ass for being this stupid

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Payton retreats and breaks down from a single splash of alcohol.

So strong, guys.

 

[neger psykolog]

I didn't delete it

oh, my mistake, when I clicked the link to it in the reply it wouldn't go to the post (edited my post to clarify)

 

[BullfrogBill]

As predicted Payton is a screeching crying mess and she wasn't even directly hassled.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Alex's Instagram Live

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCftayNRV5i/

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He's like a skinny Ethan Ralph. I can't wait for the relapse.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Mizzy - "Do NAWT sexually assault me!"

Some more easy Hassles tonight it seems.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Jobe loves having Hassle in the house.

Who else voluntarily leaves?

 

[CzechYardManagementINC]

Burt and Nifty therapy session happening now