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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 532 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,053
What's the point of going past the point of no return with the humiliation ritual only to ask him back? Either commit to keeping him or don't. Make up your mind.

For drama. Imagine if he walked back in and Simbal thought that he actually had a shot to use that money to buy shitty DJ equipment or keep his Minnesota 4 GF for a little while longer? But no, his "real" competition returns. Simbal would lose his fucking mind and cry. "PRODUCTION! YOU DIDN'T REPLACE BROKEN ITEM! YOU LET JEB BACK INTO HOUSE! YOU LET ALEX BACK INTO HOUSE! I LOOK RACIST NOW! I WILL NEWER DO ANOTHER REALITY SHOW! BULLSHIT! I AM A LION!"
 
Further humiliation. Making Alex look even worse. Possibly setting him up for another act. There's many possibilities if he were to agree. Honestly bringing him back only to humiliate him like they did with Jimmy would be hilarious. His dirty laundry was aired for everyone to see and we know a lot more about him now afterward, such as he owns a shitty $300,000 house in a crime-ridden area and has lied about almost everything and everything about his life. We have undeniable proof for a lot of his lies and production likely does as well, thus bringing him on to shit all over his web of deceit would be the final nail in the coffin.
Exactly.. we need the joker paint.
 
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also just because i tell you its okay to beat someone up doesn't make it legal or right
It does mean that production is instigating or facilitating physical altercations and fights. I think that opens them up liability wise and also means that their hand are messy. It would've been better if they didn't get this involved or suggestive with things.

It is akin to "pozloading my negholep" on KF or someone messaging someone like Daniel Larson and trying to get him to do shit.
 
It does mean that production is instigating or facilitating physical altercations and fights. I think that opens them up liability wise and also means that their hand are messy. It would've been better if they didn't get this involved or suggestive with things.

It is akin to "pozloading my negholep" on KF or someone messaging someone like Daniel Larson and trying to get him to do shit.
supposedly this part was conveniently left out
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Here's a mega spergy post about my theories behind the Alex humiliation ritual. I've seen a lot of opinions and theories that seem pretty plausible, but this is my personal one. Might be right might be wrong, who knows at this point. It was a hectic day. Also, unrelated but I hope Xavier comes back soon.

Alex, like most content drivers, drew the attention of Production and the audience alike. They fell back into their old ways of targeting, and pushed him a bit too hard with the wife thing. During Alex's first bout of threatening to leave, Sam seemed genuinely upset he had to beg and negotiate with him and his hog wife to keep him on. I think Jet and Sam probably felt a bit embarrassed about bending over backwards so hard and wanted a little revenge, so they unleashed Wild Randy early. Remember, the on sight announcement said that Frank's first day would be completely calm so he could get to know the Fish. This idea was completely thrown out the window the moment Alex made a show about Sam and Jet begging him to stay. So they unleash the Wild Randy bit. Alex, already coming off of a day in which he was exposed to his shitty family and under the impression the house hated him for willingly letting Binx get eliminated, didn't like this. As a result, he threatens to leave again. This time, Sam has his fun and goes all in on mocking him in ways that go over Alex's head. "Begging" him to stay and saying that "he's the show," all while telling Alex he's being too mean to Frank and that they should make up. Just really hamming it up to fully mog Alex and to turn the tables.

Somehow, the vibes recover and Alex doesn't leave. At this point, I thought Production pulled off the luckiest day in fishtank history since they went hard on their main content driving Fish and somehow kept him. They got to keep their cake and eat it too. I personally thought they'd go a little easier on the Frank stuff for the next few days to let everyone calm down. They were really committed to fixing TJ in season two, so I assumed that after getting their revenge on Alex, they would try and build him up while pissing off his fight wife in the process. I figured this plot line was basically the equivalent of a layup. You get to keep messing with the audiences favorite retard while also getting the moral points by attempting to save him from his insane family. Even if you don't actually save him, it results in more content in the long run. Such an arc would be funny, but have some genuine moments as well. But instead they doubled down and unleashed Frank today as well. Alex, retard that he is, gets caught up in the mess with his "bro" Connor, and they both leave. Sam yells at Alex one more time for good measure to get the last word in, and then he's gone.

I don't understand rehashing the Frank bit so quickly after he was fully utilized yesterday. Nor do I understand why Production would do so much to keep Alex and then seemingly doing a 180 and wanting him out asap. I believe this is yet another example of Production mishandling a situation because of their own ego's.
 
What is Burt's current understanding of what Fishtank is? He keeps mentioning there being 5 houses, and that he believes it started in the 70s and Jason Goldstriker was the first winner.
all the tts gaslights mixed and fermented in his brain and now he thinks that the famous neighbourhood from the troll tts is real and that the eliminated contestants are in the next house like a video game level.
 
It does mean that production is instigating or facilitating physical altercations and fights. I think that opens them up liability wise and also means that their hand are messy. It would've been better if they didn't get this involved or suggestive with things.

It is akin to "pozloading my negholep" on KF or someone messaging someone like Daniel Larson and trying to get him to do shit.
Binx is/will be too loyal to MDE and Alex to press charges.
 
Nor do I understand why Production would do so much to keep Alex and then seemingly doing a 180 and wanting him out asap. I believe this is yet another example of Production mishandling a situation because of their own ego's.

"Production" very clearly didn't want him out. Sam Hyde made a very impassioned plea to Alex right before he was about to leave and clearly and honestly told him that fishtank was the biggest thing that he would ever be involved in in his life - the subtext of that plea was (IMHO) that if Alex left it wouldn't just be about the show but that he would also be falling back into the hands of the ogre who is a "monster".

Sam Hyde had a very direct and honest conversation with Alex about the "monster" and obviously only did this because he cares and was optimistic that Alex would be able to realize just how bad of a situation his life is. Sam Hyde is very hard to read but that talk he had to Alex where he pointed out the "monster" in Alex's life came from a good and well intentioned place, leaving aside the show, Sam seems like he and everyone watching have some emotional investment in Alex and would like him to move on from the "monster" and it would not only provide an amazing resolution to Alex's story and content on the show, but it would also absolutely and meaningfully improve Alex's life for the better.

The problem is that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.
 
omg they're telling Burt gay bedtime stories to make him go to sleep. I'm going to clip this shit and go to sleep once it's over.
 
ben and jet are telling bedtime stories to burt
its 3:17 am
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"im confused why are you telling me this story?"
"burt im just trying to relate one of my life experiences to you"

after they leave
burt "....what the fuck? that was weird"
immediately starts jerking off
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theyre now doing the hardcore minecraft bit in b2
think this is niftys room which makes it even funnier
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edit: also found this on the reddit and it made me laugh
 
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