Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Cousin Eddie]

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"Oh, well if Nick Rekieta says it's true I'm sure it's true."
--Literally Nobody

 

[Flora Fox]

No.

It's been clear for some time now that Nick is going to paint every negative story Aaron told about Nick to make Aaron the guilty one.

So it will be rather than Aaron breaking up a confrontation between Nick and Kayla, it will be Aaron who threatened Nick with a bat when Nick tried to stop an argument between Aaron and April.

He is going to own every story, but change the aggressor/guilty one.

IMHO, he's also baiting Aaron into talking about Qayla.

 

[Fapcop]

I missed this one too.

This absolutely deranged cunt somehow sexualizes drug tests, and then reflexively talks about her love of the children, which she won't leave behind, like she did with Aaron's kids, FOR DRUGS.

HOURS to pee? She could actually be more useless than Kayla? She might lie more than Nick? How is this happening?

“I love those kids”

Oh fuck off you cunt, this is making me MATI.

Do she love them about the same as Aaron’s kids, in whose lives she actually had a legal role, knew for well over a year, yet still dumped like garbage from one day to the next?

 

[Flora Fox]

Out of curiosity, I looked up the psychiatric criteria for narcissistic personality disorder to see how well it fits with Nick:
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He definitely fits the “need for admiration” and “lack of empathy” criteria, although I’m not entirely sure if “grandiosity” is especially pronounced with Rekieta, although I think it is there (Lawpope, humble-bragging about money, “good Christian family man” image). I wonder if people more well versed in his lore could fill in the rest.

"Men find me attractive."

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

So after sexing around, April publicly saying she wants to be his wife he thinks it can go back to platonic?

He really doesn't know much about women does he?

Well you NERD, the last three times he saw her were outside the window or across the yard he looked at her at least three times. So of course it was platonic!

When is his trial coming up? November or December right?

 

[demicolon]

Hey look, I found Nick and Drexel!

 

[thebigdream]

He went on and on about how he and April have just been friends, now the goalpost has shifted yet again to "well the last 3 times were platonic!" Nigger you probably see her at least 1-2x per week. In his own words he has exposed his own lies yet again and confirms that there is still this fucking polycule situation going on. Nobody ever doubted that, but still, he huffs his own farts so much and LOVES to "correct people" about very fine technical semantic details that it derails his own version of events further. What a dumb fucking faggot. Pseudointellectuals like him tend to make me a tiny bit MATI because Hell would freeze over before they ever admit to being wrong or having told lies. Under any circumstances, even if they lose their kids, facing prison time, destroying their marriage, losing their house, their egos just cannot handle ever admitting to anything.

It's wild how much time and effort he spent on denying the April situation only to admit it in a random tweet. What's the next goal post? "We fucked, but I never gave her the Balldo?" He's crumbling. Might as well just be honest at this point, what lies are left?

 

[All becomes gunt]

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"Almost all of those reasons aren't your business".
I disagree, they are. You made your life a public spectacle not us. It's very much our business and our pleasure to laugh at it.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

It's wild how much time and effort he spent on denying the April situation only to admit it in a random tweet. What's the next goal post? "We fucked, but I never gave her the Balldo?" He's crumbling. Might as well just be honest at this point, what lies are left?

In the last few weeks he admitted to doing a mountain of cocaine, last doing cocaine in May and that he was wife swapping.

Quite what he is trying to fight for in court is a mystery at this stage, since the drugs were found.

 

[Flora Fox]

In the last few weeks he admitted to doing a mountain of cocaine, last doing cocaine in May and that he was wife swapping.

Quite what he is trying to fight for in court is a mystery at this stage, since the drugs were found.

Next up: "Well, of course I was giving my daughter cocaine, you NERDS!"

 

[Fapcop]

It's wild how much time and effort he spent on denying the April situation only to admit it in a random tweet. What's the next goal post? "We fucked, but I never gave her the Balldo?" He's crumbling. Might as well just be honest at this point, what lies are left?

I really think Nick has something akin to an instinctual aversion to telling the truth.

Knowing the truth gives him some kind of imagined power over people in his own mind, so he lies, obfuscates and spins to the best of his abilities.

"Almost all of those reasons aren't your business".
I disagree, they are. You made your life a public spectacle not us. It's very much our business and our pleasure to laugh at it.

“Nick please! For the love of god, turn down the degeneracy! Nobody wants to see you post nudes!”

“HEHE! Suck it PRUDE!”

“Hey Nick! Is April still your girlfriend like you said on that pedofiles show?”

“What the fuck man! That’s PRIVATE!”

Well… If Nick wanted to have stuff be private, that would of course be easy! All he’d need to do would be to log off, and maybe make an anon account if he really can’t find anything better to do with his time.

The problem is that his need for “privacy” (from embarrassing things) collides with his self image of a renowned entertainer whose fans appreciate his razor sharp wit.

It would also crush any hopes Nick may still harbor about getting back to the good old days with tons of fans and thousands of dollars a week in superchats.

 

[daffodils]

Might as well just be honest at this point, what lies are left?

Likely candidates: "My child was never exposed to cocaine", "My house looks lived-in", "I've been sober since June 5th".

Quite what he is trying to fight for in court is a mystery at this stage

I'm not a lawyer, but if I were in his position I'd fight to keep as much evidence out of the public eye as possible, because it would give me more freedom to "tell the real story".

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

TIL it's somehow possible to have a platonic girlfriend.

 

[thebigdream]

TIL it's somehow possible to have a platonic girlfriend.

It'd be like a homosexual man and a woman dating for convenience. So actually believable for Nick

 

[AltisticRight]

It'd be like a homosexual man and a woman dating for convenience. So actually believable for Nick

Isn't that literally their relationship?
A man that "pretended" to be gay, totally, to get near another woman.
Totally wasn't peer pressure from parents to marry and procreate. He was just pretending to be gay, specters!

 

[not william stenchever]

She must have the braincells of a fuckin houseplant.

Don't insult the intelligence of my houseplants

 

[All becomes gunt]

Zumock Sings: Fleetwood Hack - "Rekieta"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYdzWYJNP0Q

This is how it's done son.
Fleetwood Cuck - Seething ( feat. Andy Warski )

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I really think Nick has something akin to an instinctual aversion to telling the truth.

Knowing the truth gives him some kind of imagined power over people in his own mind, so he lies, obfuscates and spins to the best of his abilities.



“Nick please! For the love of god, turn down the degeneracy! Nobody wants to see you post nudes!”

“HEHE! Suck it PRUDE!”

“Hey Nick! Is April still your girlfriend like you said on that pedofiles show?”

“What the fuck man! That’s PRIVATE!”

Well… If Nick wanted to have stuff be private, that would of course be easy! All he’d need to do would be to log off, and maybe make an anon account if he really can’t find anything better to do with his time.

The problem is that his need for “privacy” (from embarrassing things) collides with his self image of a renowned entertainer whose fans appreciate his razor sharp wit.

It would also crush any hopes Nick may still harbor about getting back to the good old days with tons of fans and thousands of dollars a week in superchats.

As he admitted to the mod, Kalea or however she is called, he likes to hint things let people guess, without explicitly stating it for fear of family finding out.

So, he wants you to know he is a degenerate, but he doesn't want it explicitly stated. This is why he both let's you find out stuff but then dances on the head of a pin after.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

You're using the phrase "easily get by" very liberally here.

Well, I suppose a quad-titted, pill-popping, torta-huffing werepig might experience some hardship.
Nick, on the other hand, subsists on liquor, Dorito's and instant ramen. He'll be fine.

Nick makes me kinda wish public lashings were still a thing.

(And obviously stoning when it comes to Melton. Fuck, I’d bet you get have a big ol charity stoning for that fuck. 10$ per rock.)

A slap on the wrist/probation would teach Nick nothing. A few months in jail would teach him nothing besides how to make jailhouse hooch.

You know what I’ll bet you COULD teach Rekieta something? A public lashing. Where the whole town is gathered, Nick is tied to a pole, and some big ol’ boy gets the whip and starts cracking.

I am also a big believer in the power of shame and public humiliation as effective tools of punishment. However, there should be a caveat - anybody who actually enjoys their humiliation gets the rope.

 

[SargonF00t]

It's been mentioned multiple times in the thread but this bears repeating.

These dynamics are incredibly dangerous.

At the moment I think Kayla is in the most significant danger.

Her most permanent defense is the children. Given Nick's documented history (as recorded in traffic ticket contact reports) of complaining about having to drive his kids, he isn't interested in having the kids to himself and anything happening to Kayla would leave them in his (and his parents') lap.

To your point about goals, as long as she stays drugged and compliant, tolerating Nick's deceptions re: sneaking around with April, Kayla is at worst an annoyance to Nick and April.

However, if she starts pushing to change the equation too hard, and either Nick or April get desperate and a little too wound up on drugs (especially if it's meth), she could easily have an "accident" involving her falling repeatedly on a knife.
April is dead stupid and emotionally in 9th grade (at best). She has proven time and time again that she will enthusiastically adopt any galaxy brain plan Nick comes up with. Being imprisoned in the house of whoreors with her phone TV will become unbearable, especially if her supply of "ice" gets cut off.

The desperation, the complete lack of impulse control, the raging character disorders, and the substance abuse make a violent ending very probable.

I am not joking when I say that I feel a genuine unease that Rekieta is getting closer to doing a Chris Watts, than I ever believed was possible.

If April starts buying books on Anal Sex, Kayla should flee with the children.