Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Fetid Queef said:
Whenever MomDitch passes, I hope it's peacefully and Andy isn't there. Sad to see her in palliative care but at least Andy isn't around her to disturb her.
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I could see him showing up at her funeral and whining about her 'buzing him and him not getting the care he deserves. It's all Andy, Andy, Andy, all the time.
 
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Meat Target said:
I could see him showing up at her funeral and whining about her 'buzing him and him not getting the care he deserves. It's all Andy, Andy, Andy, all the time.
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How shitty would it be to be shuffling off of this mortal coil, and the very last thing you think about is Andy? Like, the light at end of the tunnel fades away and through the darkness of the proverbial passageway emerges with greater focus the face of Andy, beckoning her further, "Andy want new diapey now, Andy wet and wanna go home"

The PTSD inducing things that woman has dealt with and seen from Andy makes it possible in my mind, if not probable.
 
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Fetid Queef said:
Whenever MomDitch passes, I hope it's peacefully and Andy isn't there. Sad to see her in palliative care but at least Andy isn't around her to disturb her.
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If she's in palliative care, chances are she's either so sick or so medicated she's not aware of what's going on.
 
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Sweeter and Savoury said:
1. Momma PoopSquatch is not long for this world, being moved to a palliative care home a few weeks ago.
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Call me crazy, but I would want my mother's last memories on this Earth to not be about being sad and alone because her son was too busy having giant spergouts with tard wranglers for the sake of shitting his bed.
 
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DickMain said:
Call me crazy, but I would want my mother's last memories on this Earth to not be about being sad and alone because her son was too busy having giant spergouts with tard wranglers for the sake of shitting his bed.
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Yeah, but on the flip side, would you rather her last memories be of those very spergouts happening in front of/to her?
 
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LOWERCASE LETTERS said:
He's in for an unpleasent surprise if he expects people in a homeless shelter to wipe his ass
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He will end up banned from the homeless shelters specifically for reasons like this. Luckily for him it's getting pretty cold, and so many shelters might have more forgiving levels of services over the winter. People who otherwise would not obey rules like seeking goals set by case managers or maintaining sobriety are often able to take advantage of emergency shelter programs to not die to exposure, even if they're otherwise ineligable.

His best bet for not getting absolutely blackballed is to only be in some sort of nights-only program where all he gets is a spot to sleep at night and kicked out in the morning with little fanfare. If he's getting any amount of case management he's going to get banned or thrown out of the program.

The other thing they might be able to do for him is a little Greyhound therapy i.e. a one-way bus ticket. Usually this is a bad thing and is spoken of as a negligent act, but honestly it makes sense sometimes. If someone is banned from all the local services, but they still want those types of services, well buckaroo, it's time to go to a new city. If someone truly got banned from all the shelters in town, we would send them about an hour away to the much larger shelter in the big city nearby, after coordinating that they could actually intake there. In the case of manipulative freaks like this, just the act of separating them physically from their families or other involved parties can spare everyone some trouble and potential legal or criminal issues.

Looking forward to the homelessness arc. I'm placing my bets on him becoming a squatter somehow.
 
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I don’t see why his family can’t just throw this evil pile of shit out and cast all his stuff to a woodchipper.

He’s a known malingerer amongst social services to the point of being blacklisted and he’s never officially been diagnosed with the ‘tism. Plus didn’t he try to poison the coffee of his entire family? Just kick him out already ffs
 
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The Polaroid Man said:
I don’t see why his family can’t just throw this evil pile of shit out and cast all his stuff to a woodchipper.

He’s a known malingerer amongst social services to the point of being blacklisted and he’s never officially been diagnosed with the ‘tism. Plus didn’t he try to poison the coffee of his entire family? Just kick him out already ffs
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He's been out of their house for a while now, thankfully.
 
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