Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024

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This is not synesthesia. Come back when you eat calamari and feel tentacles wiggling up your butt.

About that mysterious "friend" who tried knockin' on Heaven's door.
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Seriously.

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Have you noticed how suddenly his friends start popping up?

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Zach gives his blessing for children to start cross-sex hormones at ages 12-3
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They/them are poison in politics.
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Nothing is stopping troons starting their political party. Archive of article; the "... general hesitation to back a woman as party chair" is an observation by a Californian anon.

Good grief! Zach gets zoned out on migraine med.
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On eating disorder
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Whatever happened to "my body, my choice"?

Zach has made "edtwt" his windmill.
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That's not synesthesia. Synesthesia is like, for example, hearing colors. What Zach experienced is normal. Synesthesia would activate more than one sense, meaning, someone saying "pizza" and Zach starts to listen to music. Not to be reminded of a song, but actually listen something or your brain thinking you are listening.

Zach, you're an ordinary person, stop.
 
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Trombonista said:
I'm not sure how ordinary being a perma-teenage brat is.
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He's a perma brat because he's an average dude without anything to offer to the world aside from his anus. Women don't feel attracted to him, neither gays. Without him being a degenerate troon and all his made up issues and alleged gifts, he's some ugly dude who should be working at McDonalds.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
He's a perma brat because he's an average dude without anything to offer to the world aside from his anus. Women don't feel attracted to him, neither gays. Without him being a degenerate troon and all his made up issues and alleged gifts, he's some ugly dude who should be working at McDonalds.
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And yet he's a happily married man. :P
 
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Okay wait we just let it slide that Zack can’t “bounce on it” till he has some “aberrations” surgically removed from his ass? Did he blow his asshole out for real with those giant dildos? Does he mean enormous hemorrhoids or… ?
 
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Okay wait we just let it slide that Zack can’t “bounce on it” till he has some “aberrations” surgically removed from his ass? Did he blow his asshole out for real with those giant dildos? Does he mean enormous hemorrhoids or… ?
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Maybe something to do with his Crohns?
 
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Positron said:
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Seriously.
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I mean, yes, there's a good chance #thathappened. However there is a potentially funnier alternative explanation: Zach was acting like a petulant, attention-seeking, immature, whiny cunt because he was salty about the fact that Heather was the center of everyone's attention at the hospital having doctors talk to her about her actual serious brain injury and shit, while his migraine histrionics were brushed off (correctly) as nonsense. Security guard witnessed this retardation and upon being on the receiving end of Zach's shitty attitude, asked "how old are you?" as a rhetorical question due to utter disbelief an adult was acting this way at all, let alone in public. Zach is either too narcissistic for it to occur to him that he was being made fun of, or is deliberately playing up his fake autism and pretending he took this question completely literally, in an ego-preserving attempt to regain control by telling this reinterpretation of events (the more BPD and thus imo more likely option).

True to form, replying to the guard with "fifteen" in this scenario would've been a lame and incredibly juvenile response. However, it might work if Zach's objective is to make the guard roll his eyes so hard that they get stuck staring at the inside of his head.


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Zach gives his blessing for children to start cross-sex hormones at ages 12-3
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This is unironically a horribly retarded rationale for medically trooning out. Call it "period dysphoria" if you want but adolescent girls who aren't comfortable with getting periods right away aren't they/thems who need to be fed into the tranny pipeline, they're members of an overwhelming fucking majority. If the problem really needs to be medicated away it's at least worth trying birth control pills taken continuously before committing them to the tranny protocol. Whatever issues there may be with hormonal contraception it's far less harmful than testosterone and fucking Lupron taken long-term by "themby" girls who only care about managing/reducing/stopping periods and troon out because it's the only method of accomplishing this they are familiar with. Zach and his fellow online tranny groomers definitely deserve to take their fair share of the blame here.
 
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Seeing through rose-colored specs makes things look right for him.
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That friend who was hospitalized for a suicide attempt doesn't look good.
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Meanwhile Zach himself notices that his memory is failing too. He seems to welcome the change because being a savant is too edgy.
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Gatorade.
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Troon not being creepy challenge. Difficulty: are you kidding me?

It is the anniversary of the day that changed Zach's life forever.
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Lest we forget.
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The replies on Mastodon are similar.

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If Zach just accepted he's a man and wasn't much of a degenerate asshole (npi), he wouldn't look that bad as a 30-something metal dude.

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It is the anniversary of the day that changed Zach's life forever.
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The super genius here is unable to understand that his snake cult started just after his "near death experience".

Or, worst, he knows and it's another of his antics for attention.
 
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