Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Fatrick....do you really want to find out just how many grown men will make a beeline to Milwaukee just to take a turn forcibly fucking your ass should a violent revolution/civil war situation happen and wholesale law and order to break down?

Gee whiz, Ricky, I wonder who was running the USA from January 2024? Must've been Cheeto Hitler!

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

Everybody who’s managed to work their way into positions of national importance and influence are just idiot children compared to Patrick Tomlinson. Who by the way, could do a much better job than all of them if given the opportunity. They only got there through luck anyway, and it’s simple bad luck that prevents Patrick Tomlinson having the platform to solve all of the worlds issues, which he knows how to do.

 

[FinnSven]

I'm so glad the city/pd wants a swift jury trial, a jury is going to eat this pig alive and raw.

With all respect, is this going to be a jury of Fatrick’s peers?

If it is, then possibly some run of the mill ordinary retards might find Fatrick’s story compelling.

While we all know what a fat wanker he is, it’s possible that other people might not see this and instead see him as a hard done by guy picked on by the police.

 

[Red Frida]

Everybody who’s managed to work their way into positions of national importance and influence are just idiot children compared to Patrick Tomlinson. Who by the way, could do a much better job than all of them if given the opportunity. They only got there through luck anyway, and it’s simple bad luck that prevents Patrick Tomlinson having the platform to solve all of the worlds issues, which he knows how to do.

Sadly you don't get to suck illuminati dick in Ivy League secret societies in exchange for political careers when your highschool GPA is only 1.2 and your father is only a dick sucking rodeo clown (alleged by the pests).

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

It genuinely is fascinating how little it takes for pig man's ego to get as swollen as his bitch tits
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STALKER CHILD I AM THE TOP OF THE SEKTUR FROM THE TOP ON DOWN!

 

[Markorian]

With all respect, is this going to be a jury of Fatrick’s peers?

If it is, then possibly some run of the mill ordinary retards might find Fatrick’s story compelling.

While we all know what a fat wanker he is, it’s possible that other people might not see this and instead see him as a hard done by guy picked on by the police.

The police are the defendants.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Everybody who’s managed to work their way into positions of national importance and influence are just idiot children compared to Patrick Tomlinson. Who by the way, could do a much better job than all of them if given the opportunity. They only got there through luck anyway, and it’s simple bad luck that prevents Patrick Tomlinson having the platform to solve all of the worlds issues, which he knows how to do.

Not to mention being the master of assassinations. He could kill all those chuds, given a chance.

 

[Maude Snew]

Does the user with 23 followers get cropped out of the Robinsons Christmas card photos like Pat does?
The answer is no, child.

My ears are burning.

Glad I could help.

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick woke up on the wrong side of the couch this morning. He's grumpy.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

With all respect, is this going to be a jury of Fatrick’s peers?

If it is, then possibly some run of the mill ordinary retards might find Fatrick’s story compelling.

While we all know what a fat wanker he is, it’s possible that other people might not see this and instead see him as a hard done by guy picked on by the police.

If he doesn't take the stand I think there's a decent chance he gets some sympathy.

If he does take the stand I give the jury about 10 minutes until they are throwing rotten vegetables at him, followed shortly by the city of Milwaukee reinstituting the pillory.

 

[FinnSven]

He's into reading, but he's never read Dune and most other things.

I don’t think he has ever really been into reading.

It’s more a case of him being into sci fi at the same kind of cargo cult surface level that you describe.

He basically likes Star Wars and other easily consumed mass appeal science fiction movies, but he also thinks he is a smart guy with insight on society, but also a bit of a rebel.
Hence “sci fi author” is a title he wants due to there being people like Kurt Vonnegut, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett.

He thinks this will be a way of being widely viewed as an authority on general things, without having to go and study or gain experience in political office or work hard in a professional role requiring intelligence and understanding of society.

Basically a shortcut to intellectual recognition.

 

[Markorian]

If he doesn't take the stand I think there's a decent chance he gets some sympathy.

If he does take the stand I give the jury about 10 minutes until they are throwing rotten vegetables at him, followed shortly by the city of Milwaukee reinstituting the pillory.

Getting the standard not a lawyer stuff out of the way, a plaintiff not having to take the stand and testify is to my understanding rather rare in civil cases. While a competent lawyer would do anything in their power to keep piggy off the stand, piggy almost certainly does not have a competent lawyer given them signing off on his most likely 90% pro-se filing, and furthermore, you just KNOW he's desperate to get up there, where he thinks the entire jury is going to award him even more than he's asking after just 5 minutes of him speaking.

 

[Meriasek]

I don’t think he has ever really been into reading.

It’s more a case of him being into sci fi at the same kind of cargo cult surface level that you describe.

He basically likes Star Wars and other easily consumed mass appeal science fiction movies, but he also thinks he is a smart guy with insight on society, but also a bit of a rebel.
Hence “sci fi author” is a title he wants due to there being people like Kurt Vonnegut, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett.

He thinks this will be a way of being widely viewed as an authority on general things, without having to go and study or gain experience in political office or work hard in a professional role requiring intelligence and understanding of society.

Basically a shortcut to intellectual recognition.

That is basically it. He wants to take "scifi author" as a shortcut to becoming a well known pundit, but the problem is, of course, that he's way less smart than he thinks he is.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Specifically he is sneering about how ineffectual the likes of John Oliver and Stephen Colbert are

To the surprise of nobody, Pat 's entire understanding of American politics comes from John Oliver and Stephen Colbert, maybe he would like to hang out with our dear friend @OrsonZedd.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

"fuck you're stupid" somehow skins my pepperoni bad. I don't know why that in particular gets me MATI but I think it's because of how curt and dismissive it is, plus it uses the fuck word and we know how the progs gotta use that when arguing. His "oh look an idiot" is somehow funnier because when he inserts himself into a convo with it it's like he's drawing attention to himself. Like we know Pat will never argue his position and assume that his dismissal that they're wrong is enough to get them to Google THE FACTS so he doesn't have to, but that specific line gets to me.

Anyways I hope discovery is delicious and the jury laughs at some of the shit that will be presented if it reaches trial. If they're trying to defend themselves about how the police take everything seriously/with too much force the pepperoni ad HAS to be presented there's no way it wouldn't. Pat said that they allegedly were banging on his door asking where the children were.

 

[Billy Bong]

This post, on page 2302 has 'This is why your life is already over, Robert. Enjoy prison.' in the 2nd image:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...nic-kempesh-padawan-v-2-5.65412/post-16944535

Pretty sure this is Judge Holden's first post in the thread:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patri...nic-kempesh-padawan-v-2-5.65412/post-17018593 - I may have missed an earlier one because he and Pork Packer have such similar PFPs.

And finally, on page 2425, the first 'This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison.' appears in this post:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patri...nic-kempesh-padawan-v-2-5.65412/post-17238517 on November 27th, 2023

I can't believe it took that long. Just before this, the pests decided to ignore Rick for a while, so of course he started lashing out at normies that found his takes stupid, telling them their life was already over and they were going to prison, which got him temp banned and shadow banned, so the theory that that is why he changed his iconic tagline is probably correct.

 

[lindsayfan]

Patrick woke up on the wrong side of the couch this morning. He's grumpy.

he really is so uniquely hateable. his condescension is especially galling since he has zero understanding of this (or any) subect. pat probably thinks tariffs are the people who misgender tarannies.

 

[A.P. Hill]

Grudgingly proud of Rick for even remembering "Slava Ukraini" most wokesters have about a 10 minute attention span per cause. The one thing you gotta say about Fatrick: he's persistent. He's persistent about incredibly stupid shit that will never make his life better, but at least he's got stick-to-it-ive-ness.

I wonder if his fat mind is still spending 4 hours a day trying to figure out how the brave Ukrainian civilians can lob long-range paint balloons into Kursk?

 

[In the Sick of It]

Well he seems to be awake and is oinking on threads now....having to rotate between xitter, bluesky, and threads is making me dizzy.

Specifically he is sneering about how ineffectual the likes of John Oliver and Stephen Colbert are
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Such a shame these man do not understand the only way to #resist drumpf is to smugly oink about follower accounts and threaten one's toilet with prison

....now I gotta go and ritualistically whip myself for several hours to atone for having come far too fucking close to defending John Oliver and Stephen Colbert...fuck I feel stained to the soul

The irony here. I don't know much about that stonekettle faggot except that he was shared around like crazy during Trump's first term, so I lump him into the group of grifters that easily rose to internet fame with their anti-Trump tweeting, a club Fatty desperately wants to be part of. He's rolling around like the pig in shit he is with follower count bumps and occasional popular tweet, dreaming of the clout he thinks he deserves. They all rely on Trump for content, but hosting a show is a whole lot more work (and pay) than tweeting from the fart couch.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Patrick woke up on the wrong side of the couch this morning. He's grumpy.
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Imagine being so intellectually stunted that your only rational response is some variation of "fuck," "child," or "Enjoy prison." If Patrick ever suffered ego death, he'd probably an hero on the spot.