Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

He definitely fits the “need for admiration”

Fun fact: if you want to be admired, try doing something admirable, instead of being an absolutely worthless piece of shit scumbag.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Any Kiwis into the occult?!
We need to get some farmers with AAA grade Ouiji board skills to find and interview Louis discombobulated spirit about his grandson. I’d love to hear his take on this.

I think you’re looking for sticks heckin’hammer

 

[Lemondale]

Will the qover do a last meal cooking show like jim jones?

 

[HackerX]

Any Kiwis into the occult?!
We need to get some farmers with AAA grade Ouiji board skills to find and interview Louis discombobulated spirit about his grandson. I’d love to hear his take on this.

I've been known to contact the spirits to divine sportsball results. Let me tell you about those guys, NOT RELIABLE.

 

[AnOminous]

And when he goes back to fucking his whore, that will also be behaving properly because it will be the right thing to do in those 5 minutes of time, so no one can judge him and he never lied when he said they were platonic.

>5 minutes
I think you're vastly exaggerating his stamina. Remember, according to his whore, he has to stop every 10 or so seconds because of his "heat allergy." Not because he's impotent or anything.

I promise you whatever “real story” Nick might provide on day “when he can talk” it will boil down to being Kayla’s fault, in careful phrasing.

I love his "real story" on a day "when he can talk." Because he's usually too wasted even to talk, he just thrashes and twitches around like a drug skelly with no brain function whatsoever.

The addict label really short circuits all of Nick’s complex explanations and narratives and that makes him seethe so bad.

It really does. He's a cokehead. He's a drug addict. That's both the beginning and the end of the story and nothing he does or says isn't explained by it. There's no mystery. There's no enigma. He's just a drug addicted piece of shit and that's all he'll ever be.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Thats a weird thing to do considering they haven't been together in 3 months and if she was with the kids she must have run imto Balldo more than 3 times in 60 days.

Nick lies. He doesn't have the ability or intelligence to make them consistent. He just feeds a story that is most convenient at the time, and if contradiction is possible, then he declares 'I cannot wait to tell the whole story! You do not have all the facts!' It does not have to make logical sense when you gaslight.

"The implication seems to be that Keanu was talking to Aaron prior to her conversation with April."
I didn't get that impression that all. From listening to what Keanu, Aaron, and Geno had to say, it sounded like Keanu talked to April and then contacted Aaron when she decided the situation April was in was extremely fucked up.

If Aaron is getting involved with April, he is more retarded than I thought. He should cut that shite out--no matter if it is well-intentioned or trawling for information to use against Nick.

>Monogamy means married to one woman, specter, it doesn't mean we can't have boyfriends and girlfriends on the side. Checkmate, poltergeist.

It's wild how much time and effort he spent on denying the April situation only to admit it in a random tweet. What's the next goal post? "We fucked, but I never gave her the Balldo?" He's crumbling. Might as well just be honest at this point, what lies are left?

He will probably say that 'as long as you are committed the MOST to one person, you are still monogamous!'

Also recall that Nick revealed in DM's that he drops hints because he WANTS people to figure things out that would be problematic for him if his family heard him say alright.

Why does Nick mind us poor farmer collaborating to decipher his coded signals? Is this not what he wished us to do?

(A joke, obviously...)

One of the more interesting things Aaron commented on was the state of the house. The way he described it was much worse than how it was described in the police and CHIPS reports. He also mentioned April trying to teach Kayla how to clean and cook.

Sean has also said he had seen images as well and expressed concern... As critical as I am of Sean, he is another datapoint.

What is bad timing?

'Being called on his bullshite.'

Did nick hold the baseball bat and threaten aaron? Did he one upped Ron with his remote?

The story is that Aaron held the bat.

Hold the phone. I'm catching up now. So has Drex just bailed on Nick then? I thought those two were ride or die.

I believe this was covered in the Drexl thread (I know I commented on it somewhere) where Nick declared on a show (Juju's, maybe?) that they had a precious falling out in uni over a 'misunderstanding' where someone told Drexel something and he believed it without asking Nick about it. Somehow thay was cleared up before he started guesting on Nick's show.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

And how TF can any one of them blame anyone else for "making" others late for a test anyway, when all three of them have driver's licenses and there are at least three vehicles to split between them? Why wouldn't the one or two people who are on time just go to the testing center on their own and tell whoever was late that they'll have take their own vehicle? That whole story doesn't wash.

Bet: Someday it will be revealed that they did not travel together that day.

 

[horseorigin]

From a purely objective view, I don’t think anybody could’ve predicted this outcome for Nick. I have to admit, It’s a little disturbing to see him go from a seemingly dorky harmless guy, to endangering his children and getting into hard drugs, particularly at his age.

I know a lot of former-fans have been giving him shit, saying he’s a narcissist, and awful human being, etc. Which is understandable, however 80% of what he says can be chalked up to him being an addict. Not an excuse, but the distinction is important. Again, the transformation of his family is disturbing. Nick had a lot going for him, and I find it hard to believe that all of this awful shit happened just because Nick is smug and a ‘bad guy’. Some people believe that his whole persona was a lie now, and that he was actually a horrible person underneath, but that doesn’t make sense. This type of corruption seems utterly abnormal, and it makes me fear the worst has happened to the Rekeitas. I hope one day we will find out what happened to make him lose it so hard.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Any Kiwis into the occult?!
We need to get some farmers with AAA grade Ouiji board skills to find and interview Louis discombobulated spirit about his grandson. I’d love to hear his take on this.

I made contact with the patriarchal spirit and Louis says Nick is a fat faggot with bitch tats.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick purposely says he isn't an addict because he could just sto

He's not an addict, he just misses alcohol every second of every day!

 

[Tablet County]

He's not an addict, he just misses alcohol every second of every day!

He WISHES he was an addict! If he was an addict then he wouldn't have to worry about those fucking kids that he doesn't hate and his wife with her DESTROYED body.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

April is dead stupid and emotionally in 9th grade (at best). She has proven time and time again that she will enthusiastically adopt any galaxy brain plan Nick comes up with. Being imprisoned in the house of whoreors with her phone TV will become unbearable, especially if her supply of "ice" gets cut off.

Is Nicky's 200 IQ move to feed April meth in the hope she gets so wired she cleans his Silent Hill bathroom?

 

[Melty Butter]

"It also goes against what Keanu said to me directly."
Wait, what? Was Nick interrogating Keanu as to whether she was in contact with Aaron before letting her talk to April? Why is he talking to her at all?

Of course, Nick was communicating with Keanu. Just a couple dozen pages ago the thread was laughing at Nick's attempts to find any allies after failing with Chad Zumock and settling on Melton as the useful idiot. Nick and April's communications with Keanu were briefly effective. She threw Aaron under the bus for a month or two.

Maybe in his mind he is blaming Kayla. Say she’s the one that first brought up the idea of going outside of the marriage, as he seems to have implied or told to April. Everything that happens after that is Kayla’s fault not his.

I love his "real story" on a day "when he can talk."

He's 100% blaming Kayla for everything, privately. It's more apparent every day. It's not the 'own' he thinks it is.

1. He has been advocating for looser sexual standards for two years. It falls on deaf ears to advocate for faithfulness in light of what he's shared openly.
2. Amusingly, if there is an incoming divorce arc, he won't be able to publicly blame Kayla, regardless. Parental disparagement (particularly publicly aired) and parental alienation never goes over well in family court. It's forbidden in standard divorce agreements. He probably knows this. Cue trying to construct a narrative to blame Aaron.

So it will be rather than Aaron breaking up a confrontation between Nick and Kayla, it will be Aaron who threatened Nick with a bat when Nick tried to stop an argument between Aaron and April.

I listened to Aaron's baseball bat story very closely because I've been craving evidence that Kayla has some kind of agency (a word that April only recently learned as per her Xeets - lol). I fully believe Aaron for a few reasons.

Spoiler: Reasons I believe Aaron

1. It was specific but not overly so. (Overspecificity is a sign of lying, generally.) It went like this: There was a dumb coke-brain disagreement with Nick wanting Kayla to say something. She refused. Nick insisted (being controlling). Aaron found them in the powder room of his home with Kayla cornered. Instead of laying hands on Nick (smart), he found the baseball bat. Then, IIRC, Nick and Kayla went to Aaron's front yard to continue the fight.

2. Aaron didn't repeat the story (much) and he wasn't the hero. (Repetition is also a sign of lying - something Nick should take note of). He also didn't tell the story as if he was a hero. It was mostly in the vein of 'the situation was nuts'.

3. Aaron was more sober more of the time. Aaron says he was kicked out of the polycule partly bc he was sober more often. That's druggie behavior. Makes sense. It's also backed by evidence. Aaron didn't cancel shows, nor did he get blasted on stream. Nick did that.

I'm sure someone will find the clip.

"Almost all of those reasons aren't your business."

Will he ever stop aggravating me?

Nick, In case you see this, YOU made it our business. Here's a quick list of everything that you've shared or aggressively hinted at - most are from before the polycule started:

Spoiler: Overshare List

Proclivity for anal sex
Favorite porn stars (emaciated and young-looking)
Favorite sex toys (St. Andrew's cross, Balldo)
Orgin love story, college underwear parties
Swinger resort location
Swinging (hot tub)
Your ass with a bottle
Legal Rxes you take (and Kayla's)
Illegal drugs you dabbled in
Ruffied in Houston
Kayla's birthing stories + miscarriages
Kayla's gross body after bearing children
Kayla's mommy-lift
Kids' activities (dance, speech, soccer)
Your monthly snack expenditure
Your teaching role in your kids' school
Vacations & activities (Fiji, LegoLand, waterpark, Christian summer camp weekend, etc.)
Cars (+ an accident), your art, your trust, vacations you bought at auction
Your grandfather's college (Rice) and not getting guitar lessons from him bf he died
Your Houston neighborhood, pre-school trauma, and jello issues
Drunk driving (it was easy math)

I'm probably forgetting another 15 more.

But, Nick, I'll be fair. I'll give you credit for not saying much about Celeste or four of your kids' personalities, HOWEVER, that also suggests issues. Why is your mother suspiciously absent in your oversharing? Does she hold your pursestrings? And why is the one child we know details about (the one you said might one day go to jail due to her violence and temper) the one who tested positive?

We're not the CIA over here. These are basic questions.

 

[Dan of Steel]

From a purely objective view, I don’t think anybody could’ve predicted this outcome for Nick. I have to admit, It’s a little disturbing to see him go from a seemingly dorky harmless guy, to endangering his children and getting into hard drugs, particularly at his age.

I know a lot of former-fans have been giving him shit, saying he’s a narcissist, and awful human being, etc. Which is understandable, however 80% of what he says can be chalked up to him being an addict. Not an excuse, but the distinction is important. Again, the transformation of his family is disturbing. Nick had a lot going for him, and I find it hard to believe that all of this awful shit happened just because Nick is smug and a ‘bad guy’. Some people believe that his whole persona was a lie now, and that he was actually a horrible person underneath, but that doesn’t make sense. This type of corruption seems utterly abnormal, and it makes me fear the worst has happened to the Rekeitas. I hope one day we will find out what happened to make him lose it so hard.

Most people believe he's both. He's an addict, and his addiction to crack feeds his narcissism, it's an endless feedback loop where he's never wrong and it's the stalker nerds' fault for everything. Yes he's an addict, but addiction tends to heighten your worst traits, and being a spoiled narcissist is Nick's worst trait.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

What is bad timing?

When you get caught doing something bad.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

From a purely objective view, I don’t think anybody could’ve predicted this outcome for Nick. I have to admit, It’s a little disturbing to see him go from a seemingly dorky harmless guy, to endangering his children and getting into hard drugs, particularly at his age.

I know a lot of former-fans have been giving him shit, saying he’s a narcissist, and awful human being, etc. Which is understandable, however 80% of what he says can be chalked up to him being an addict. Not an excuse, but the distinction is important. Again, the transformation of his family is disturbing. Nick had a lot going for him, and I find it hard to believe that all of this awful shit happened just because Nick is smug and a ‘bad guy’. Some people believe that his whole persona was a lie now, and that he was actually a horrible person underneath, but that doesn’t make sense. This type of corruption seems utterly abnormal, and it makes me fear the worst has happened to the Rekeitas. I hope one day we will find out what happened to make him lose it so hard.

The idea that that Nick always wanted to enact the degenerate lifestyle and had much of it planned out, but hid it and his narcissim so well is a mis-statement.

Nick was always tempted to do what he has done to destroy his life, but he merely never had the opportunity until thr money came pouring in. I believe the more accurate critique is that Nick was a tosser given more room to throw shite and make his moral depravity more notable.

We all know arses and retards in our social circle, and we get along with them out of necessity at work and family. You know they will do something dumb, but most of the time, the stakes for their fuck-ups are small. Now imagine what would happen if you give them millions of dollars...

TL;DR Nick was a loveable ass when he had a smaller niche. His fans tried to help him clena up his act as he gained more success, but Nick never wanted to change and improve to match his circumstances. He failed to make himself worthy of his new station and lost it all out of stupidity and obstinace.

 

[demicolon]

What is bad timing?

Sorry, don't have time to answer. It's 5:40 already!

 

[Bothriolepis]

He's an addict, and his addiction to crack feeds his narcissism,

Pre-existing mental illness is also one of the easiest ways to develop an addiction, and NPD definitely fits the bill. Most Narcissists are incredibly fragile emotionally, and either get diagnosed when they have legal issues (often due to drugs) or seek help dealing with comorbid depression or anxiety. Stimulants, especially, are appealing since they feed into the person's grandiosity.

So, he tries cocaine and discovers that it feeds his overinflated ego and dulls his emotional reactivity to criticism. His overinflated ego tells him he can use cocaine without any consequences, so he continues using cocaine. The cocaine causes him to act on his sense of self-importance in exaggerated ways that, of course, have consequences. To dull the pain of those consequences, he uses more alcohol and cocaine, leading to increasingly depraved behavior, more serious consequences, and more alcohol and cocaine, up to the point where he can no longer stop without going into withdrawal. It's a pretty classic cycle.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I am not joking when I say that I feel a genuine unease that Rekieta is getting closer to doing a Chris Watts, than I ever believed was possible.

If April starts buying books on Anal Sex, Kayla should flee with the children.

I hold that if Chris merely killed his wife he probably could have framed his defense as her being abusive to him as well as the kids. His wife was a batshit munchie mom who basically burned money like Nick snorted coke.

EDIT: Chris is a monster for what he did. Fucking strangled his kids in front of each other. I did however did follow it in /tv/ when it was going on along with the Stephan McDaniel so I have a horrible issue of having the chicken nugget shitpost in my brain.

 

[Pussy Destroyer]

The Virgin Balldo Cuck Nick versus the Baseball Bat Chad Aaron.

Aaron "The Minnesota Bull" Imholte