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Sperg Coalition said:
Explain to us how Jesus and Saint Nicholas are not real even though you believe in the existence of Satan, you are a satanist, no?
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Considering that Satan is a part of Christianity and the Bible, how can you be both a Satanist and an atheist? Atheists are non believers in ANY form of religion while Satan is a part of it. I think he's just trying to look cool and edgy in his retarded nonsensical fantasy ways.
 
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Saladfingy05 said:
Im not a retard
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I think this 313 page thread is evidence to the contrary of that statement.

One thing you can do to attempt to convince us that you're not a retard is maybe, just maybe, give us actual fleshed out answers as to why Jesus or Saint Nick are fake. I know you're capable of writing paragraphs, but I guess it has to be about a subject you're more knowledgeable on, like doxing your former friends or horse cock soap.
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
I think this 313 page thread is evidence to the contrary of that statement.

One thing you can do to attempt to convince us that you're not a retard is maybe, just maybe, give us actual fleshed out answers as to why Jesus or Saint Nick are fake. I know you're capable of writing paragraphs, but I guess it has to be about a subject you're more knowledgeable on, like doxing your former friends or horse cock soap.
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The soap is pretty funny. Also the people I doxed deserved every bit of that and still do.
 
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LobsterBoy669 said:
You are though, Colton. Short Bus Colton, always eating glue and shitting his pants. That's why they gave you a retard diploma instead of an actual high school diploma. Hell Colton, with how retarded you are, I'm surprised you were even able to earn that!
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I never rode the short bus, not my name, not retarded, never ate glue, i do have an actual diploma.
 
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Saladfingy05 said:
I never rode the short bus, not my name, not retarded, never ate glue, i do have an actual diploma.
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Prove you have an actual diploma, Colton. Until you do, I can only assume it's a retard diploma for retards that are too retarded to graduate actual high school. Sorry to tell you Short Bus Colton, but we all see you for what you are: a pants shitting, glue eating retard.
 
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Colton claims he's not retarded. He's perfectly physically able to travel long distances to walk around pony conventions and rape women. Using deductive reasoning, I conclude that his disability is not physical, it is mental. Colton is actually certified retarded.
 
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You know Colton. If you just stopped responding this thread would immediately go on life support. The only detectable heartbeat would be the occasional image or update. If you got a job and minded your business this thread would be dead in a week. You alone are the reason this thread jumps ten or more pages a day.

Anyways. The only reason I'm giving you this genuine advice is because I know you're retarded and won't take it. It will amuse me more to know you saw the advice and chose not to take it because you're compelled by a powerful tism.
 
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Saladfingy05 said:
I do not have extra chromosomes
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Uneducated autistic retard. Having autism is result of extra chromosome in your genome

Saladfingy05 said:
The soap is pretty funny. Also the people I doxed deserved every bit of that and still do.
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You're doxed too and everyone hates you and get your retarded sociopath ass banned from any event you attempt to attend
 
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LobsterBoy669 said:
Prove you have an actual diploma, Colton. Until you do, I can only assume it's a retard diploma for retards that are too retarded to graduate actual high school. Sorry to tell you Short Bus Colton, but we all see you for what you are: a pants shitting, glue eating retard.
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Not my name, not a retard, haven't seen that worthless piece of paper since I got it. Didn't ride the short bus. Did not eat glue or shit my pants.

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Colton claims he's not retarded. He's perfectly physically able to travel long distances to walk around pony conventions and rape women. Using deductive reasoning, I conclude that his disability is not physical, it is mental. Colton is actually certified retarded.
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I am not fuckin retarded and thats not my name. I am also not an rapist among other things u evil kiwis love to lie about

Glowie said:
Uneducated autistic retard. Having autism is result of extra chromosome in your genome


You're doxed too and everyone hates you and get your retarded sociopath ass banned from any event you attempt to attend
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I dont have an extra chromosome. I was also wrongly banned from Everfree Northwest as well as wrongly doxed.
 
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