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Stephen Alexander Bernard (also known as Alex B) is a 38-year-old (debated*) former FishTank Season 3 contestant. Alex B was an eccentric character known for constantly talking and often exaggerating or fabricating stories. He was a fan favorite amongst Fishtank fans but clearly showed similarities to previous mentally ill contestants like Jon or Jimmy. The best way I can describe Alex to someone who has never seen him before is to imagine someone with the drug addiction of Ethan Ralph and the manlet anger of Cyrax, mixed with delusions of grandeur like KingCobraJFS.
Due to Alex's inconsistent lying, it's hard to keep track of everything and know what's true and what's not:
- He's at times told conflicting stories about whether Jacqueline was supportive of his appearing on the show or not, but he claims he made her/his stepkids understand that "daddy had to chase his dream" (he also shouted out his monkeys before his stepkids, who were an "oh shit" afterthought).
- He has compulsively lied about his age. When he first came on the show, he lied for weeks that he was 26. Production finally confronted him about this, and he admitted he was 36 (also a lie). During his wife's appearance on the show, she said "You're not 36, you're 38."*
- He claims he was a drug addict for 14 years, including opiates (mainly heroin). He claimed in a recent Instagram Live that he's been clean for 6 years, which would mean he was on opiates/heroin from 18-32.
- He is obsessed with comparing himself to fictional macho anti-hero characters, most notably, those from the Karate Kid extended series. He's very particular about referring to himself as the "Johnny Lawrence" or "Sensei Kreese" (less often) from Karate Kid/Cobra Kai (and also refers to himself as King Cobra), Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead, and "Monkey King Wukong". His wardrobe includes enough Cobra Kai items to create entire outfits.
- Another story TTS questioned him over is that Alex was a professional CS:GO player and played in arenas worldwide.
Since it was so long ago(from Feb 14th, 2024), there is barely any evidence of this but it is probably true. Below is a supposed photo of him during that time and a tweet (Archive) that found some LAN line-ups he was in:
According to Alex, this is his lore:
One of the key pieces of the Monkey King lore is that Alex brings up his dead friend quite a bit, especially if you've followed Fishtank Season 3. Alex's friend, John Wesley Faulkner (obituary / grave). Alex commonly said that John wanted to go "fast like Ricky Bobby". Alex also has a tattoo dedicated to him (on the back of his shoulders).
On November 2nd, 2024, Alex mentioned John for the first time in the public sphere. (Timestamp: 24:51)
On July 9th, 2024, Alex started a GoFundMe (Archive) to help repair his home back in Houston, Texas due to damage from Hurricane Beryl (which Alex misspells)
Hi, my name is Stephen Bernard, but I go by Alex. I have a home here in Houston, Texas, which was recently affected by Hurricane Baryl. Being an hour away from the mainland, you'd think we'd be OK. I'm originally from Louisville, Kentucky, and I've never had to worry about this. The cover photo is only one portion of my backyard. I'm also a new homeowner. Unfortunately, my home insurance doesn't cover natural disasters. You can Google Texas insurance companies and see if they cover natural disasters or hurricane disasters specifically. It's a tough situation to be in.
I have a wedding coming up on October 21 in Arrington, Tennessee, which is already costing so much, and now this disaster has hit us out of nowhere. We have another branch over our driveway that hangs in the front yard that completely split and needs to be removed. That tree needs to be removed and it is enormous. They said I have 50 feet off that I need to repair. That one side and the other side is only like 10 feet. But they're going to say it's around $3700. Also, not to mention the debris pick up and I wasn't including another tree that fell on the other side, but that one didn't completely fall. It just got split in half. The tree itself is not savable. It's a smaller tree than the first one but still a good size. With that included, it's going to be about $5500 total.
Our HOA is not a friendly one. Of course, they will say they are sympathetic with the times, but they are very quick to charge fees. We didn't expect this so if anybody can spare anything for this repair, that would be very, very, very appreciated and special to our family. I'm embarrassed to have even made this page, but I wasn't counting on this as a natural disaster. And thank you to Allstate... for nothing. I'm sorry if that last part was inappropriate, I'm just upset.
to be more specific, it’s me my wife and two daughters that live here. We live in Spring, Texas, which we consider An area of Houston. Because of money spent towards a wedding, we had no idea this would happen and This put us in a hard snag I promise to pay it forward. The money will be spent on removing the very large tree the other middle size tree fixing 50 foot of fence repair and another 10 foot fence repai So 60 feet total. Also debris removal We will gladly take pictures and update the process. We have been taking videos. Today is July 9th, We haven’t had power for 48 hours
I have a wedding coming up on October 21 in Arrington, Tennessee, which is already costing so much, and now this disaster has hit us out of nowhere. We have another branch over our driveway that hangs in the front yard that completely split and needs to be removed. That tree needs to be removed and it is enormous. They said I have 50 feet off that I need to repair. That one side and the other side is only like 10 feet. But they're going to say it's around $3700. Also, not to mention the debris pick up and I wasn't including another tree that fell on the other side, but that one didn't completely fall. It just got split in half. The tree itself is not savable. It's a smaller tree than the first one but still a good size. With that included, it's going to be about $5500 total.
Our HOA is not a friendly one. Of course, they will say they are sympathetic with the times, but they are very quick to charge fees. We didn't expect this so if anybody can spare anything for this repair, that would be very, very, very appreciated and special to our family. I'm embarrassed to have even made this page, but I wasn't counting on this as a natural disaster. And thank you to Allstate... for nothing. I'm sorry if that last part was inappropriate, I'm just upset.
to be more specific, it’s me my wife and two daughters that live here. We live in Spring, Texas, which we consider An area of Houston. Because of money spent towards a wedding, we had no idea this would happen and This put us in a hard snag I promise to pay it forward. The money will be spent on removing the very large tree the other middle size tree fixing 50 foot of fence repair and another 10 foot fence repai So 60 feet total. Also debris removal We will gladly take pictures and update the process. We have been taking videos. Today is July 9th, We haven’t had power for 48 hours
Meet Jacqueline Rodriguez, also known as Jabba the Hutt, or [insert fat joke). This is Alex's wife, and if you can't tell by the photos, Alex is a chubby chaser. However, whenever confronted with this, Alex will brush it off as her being "thick" and not... you know... overweight.
They've been together for 6 years according to his youngest stepdaughter (19, and he has 3 stepchildren total), and they met on TikTok. They married two days before the show started (unclear how long the marriage had been officialized, but the ceremony was two days before he left for the show). She was the first (AFAIK) person related to a season 3 cast member to publicly comment on the show. After viewers contacted her on social media, she immediately said she was divorcing Alex over his behavior on the show towards other women. She repeatedly called production throughout the first three weeks and even called the cops for an undetermined reason, who visited the set on at least one occasion. When told the reason the cops came was because his wife called them, Alex called her a "psycho bitch".
At some point, prior to Fishtank, Alex and Jabba the Hutt were on a court TV show named "Relative Justice" together. It is currently unclear what episode they are on, but Alex posted a clip from the episode.
On Alex's first day on Fishtank Alex namedrops Fishtank several times on day one, prompting Gay Ben (the producer) to tell him not to discuss the casting, contract, or Fishtank, claiming that Fishtank was another company they had worked with in the past (at least until the Famous House facade was dropped later on).
Sam tries to give Alex well-meaning advice about his situation with his life. To give the short, Sam calls Alex's wife a monster and told Alex he believes that his wife and daughter believe he is too stupid to realize that they are manipulating him. For a bit, this seems to make Alex have a moment of self-reflection. However, you will see that Alex doesn't learn from his mistakes.
Who is Wild Randy?
Wild Randy is a recurring theme in S2.5. In this season, it took the form of user TTS that mocked Alex to the point of infuriating him. On multiple occasions, production has had to tell Alex that they banned Wild Randy from the site to calm him down. Multiple users (and probably production) have mocked Alex using the Wild Randy alias, but it's been hinted at the he will physically appear in the form of Frank Hassle.
Also, earlier they did a bit implying a freeloader (temporary contestant, in this case, a guy called Jobe) was Wild Randy. They had to end the bit immediately because it looked like Alex was going to attack Jobe.
In this clip, Frank Hassle is pretending to be the character Wild Randy, a character made up by TTS that is a rapist that wants to rape Alex, his monkeys, and any family member in their proximity. Due to Alex's short fuse, he did not take this kindly. This was a long burn after Frank got to know Alex as a person and built the foundation before blowing the stack of cards over.
From @Mudkipcorn
On November 16th, 2024, Alex's wife Jacqueline visited the Fishtank to confront Alex. Alex married a few weeks before the show started. He is also "a dad who stepped up" to help raise her children from a prior relationship. That said, Alex underplayed the relationship in the early weeks of the show and didn't seem keen to talk about her. At times he even insinuated he was separated. He has gotten close with a couple of female contestants (nothing untoward has happened though). Viewers sent screenshots of him making physical contact with a female fish a week or so ago and she said in DMs she would divorce him.
This was 10 minutes before Jabba entered the Fishtank house.
Who is Binx?
Binx is a 32-year-old Fishtank Season 3 contestant, who has faced criticism from the KF Fishtank thread on knowing what the show is about. This has been rumored to be Alex's love interest due to his flirtation and constant physical touch.
Even Sam (G/Jason Goldstriker) confronted Alex and Binx over their "more than" friendly relationship.
Jabba the Hutt attacked Binx and ripped a portion of her hair out of her skull.
Text Summary from @Aidan:
The only way they could get Jabba the Hut to leave the house was to lie to her and say Binx left to go to the airport.
According to Jabba the Hut, @AssignedEva condenses her copesplaining.
On November 17th, 2024, Alex left Fishtank due to being hassled by Frank Hassle (Wild Randy) and his fat wife putting bullshit into his ear. Alex livestreamed on Instagram Live shortly, calling Frank a rapist (because it's an ongoing joke that Frank is going to rape Alex and his monkeys). Alex reveals "shocking" information about Fishtank that nobody knew such as "production gave us lines and all the arguing was fake". To anyone with eyes and a brain would automatically know this is false because Fishtank is a 24/7 reality livestreaming show with contestants not being allowed in the basement (production room).
To deboonk Alex's claims:
- G's real name is Samuel Hyde (
) - The contestant that Alex is referring to who died is Xavier Ravenblood, a past character from previous Fishtank seasons
- They are raping everyone there (see above.)
A commenter gives Alex a dose of reality
As of right now, Alex is currently reposting skitzotheories on his Instagram, no matter how stupid or untrue it is.
After being born to rich millionaire parents, Alex was seen begging for money from Fishtank production. If it hasn't been stated already, Jabba the Hut told everyone in the house that the 50k grand prize was not real, and they would only be getting 5k. This confused everyone because at this point, nobody really knew the line between gaslighting and it being real.
For some reason, Alex/Jabba the Hut is arguing with people on Fishtank highlight channels.
After realizing that the people who are feeding him this bullshit are actually lying, Alex makes a Instagram reel apologizing to Sam Hyde for markyposting.
On November 18th, 2024, Alex says he is returning to the Fishtank house (Jabba the Hut can be heard).
If it hasn't been obvious enough, Alex is an ongoing lolcow and this thread is able to be wrong now and can be (dis)proven later. However, since Alex is a massive liar, take everything he says with a grain of salt. I will try and provide context when I can.
On November 19th, 2024, at around 4AM, it's believed that Alex didn't get any sleep post-Fishtank, Alex posted this.
On the same day, not long before midnight, Alex posted this on his Instagram and then deleted it. These messages were also posted on Jabba the Hutt's TikTok page.
Despite being a multi-millionaire heir to the throne who definitely doesn't need the 50k grand prize, Alex is begging on Instagram for people to send him money. Of course, he is going to grift this opportunity to position Fishtank as a bunch of rapists that Alex was super brave to escape from!
On November 20th, 2024, Alex is STILL complaining about Fishtank, coping about his situation, and tells his haters that he's better looking and has more money than you. (see above.)
November 20th, 2024 Copestream:
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Alex's Socials:
X (Archive)
YouTube (Archive)
TikTok (Archive)
Snap - Alexb7575
PSN: https://psnprofiles.com/big_bad_BZK
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