Post videos of people dying - Self explanatory really

The second one confused me a lot until I read the title and realized he had a gun and shot himself.

The last one was a entire fucking plot. He got in, had no idea how to get out and obviously didn't think about it until it was too late. He rolled the dice the moment he tried to climb on a glass shelf. Broken glass can be stupid sharp and it obviously sliced him like the flesh wasn't even there.
 
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moocow said:
lol! Why only kick the door once then give up, when it obviously "yields" a bit just after one hit and would obviously have given way after a few more? Or pick up an object and smash the glass out? Tempered or not, you'll get through it eventually with enough hits.
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By that point, having sliced his femoral artery open somehow, severe blood loss and shock had to be stripping him of strength and logical thinking.

First vid has been up here a couple times but is one of the best examples of how fast a sliced femoral can dump blood out of a body.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
By that point, having sliced his femoral artery open somehow, severe blood loss and shock had to be stripping him of strength and logical thinking.

First vid has been up here a couple times but is one of the best examples of how fast a sliced femoral can dump blood out of a body.
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Nah, he hadn't cut himself yet when he made the first kick. He didn't cut his artery until he shattered the glass shelves while trying to climb on them.

But yeah, once he did cut it open there was no hope of an intelligent reaction. It just drains *so* fast.
 
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I was expecting his death to come from kicking the door, the lock holding, his foot going through the window, and the the glass cutting his leg from there. Trying to climb the shelves was infinitely more retarded and a pleasant twist on the "people dying" genre of video. Pretty good death. I give it an Anthony Fantano strong 6 out of 10.
 
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Jex said:
The US military doesn’t let people in that have an IQ below 83 because they would be a net detriment at whatever they were assigned to do. There are people below that threshold driving around everyday.
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They never tested me beyond the physical and the ASVAB. You are talking decades ago they ditched the IQ test. Even the ASVAB is outdated as fuck. Idk if everyone gets the same test but mine had all kinds of odd questions, things a farmboy might know a city kid wouldn't, carpentry 101 and such. I got a 95 on the fucking ASVAB and they still wouldn't give me preferred MOS. If I was bigger and tougher I would have love to take a shot at Ranger or SEAL but I was never cut out for being a badass of that quality. You wash out of BUDS you are kind of at their mercy for whatever job needs to be done where. When I was young and more retarded than currently all wanted to do was dump 5.56 into Haji, put my time in become a gov contractor for Blackwater (currently known as XE industries) or get picked up by the international intelligence community for my field duty/ASVAB and hopefully much higher rank and gov clearance at that time, then make 300K a year, retire with a big fat pension, all the perks of a retired gov security employee, live overseas. Life didn't quite workout that way.

moocow said:
lol! Why only kick the door once then give up, when it obviously "yields" a bit just after one hit and would obviously have given way after a few more? Or pick up an object and smash the glass out? Tempered or not, you'll get through it eventually with enough hits.
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Yes and no. Take it from a security expert, some of these systems are designed to yield a bit. If you ever get a chance to forcibly breech a door on home its a lot of fun, you aim your boot jest inside of the lock(s) at the height of the lock. The door flexes and absorbs the impact if you strike low it kinda absorbs the blow springs back at you. I'm not certain what country that was or kind of hardware. For all we know he could have been booting the door that swings inward.

I have respect for cat burglars, I kind of feel they earned it if they say snag 50K cash without using a gun or harming anyone. "Boris" had no plan and that was it for him.
 
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Third video is amazing. I'm assuming he got in from the ceiling since that's how he tries to exit? He gets wounded and dies because he fucks up climbing the shelf and can't open the door, all the while there's a fucking stool right in the center of the store that he keeps passing by. Besides not robbing a store, just noticing the thing he kept walking past would have saved his life, but he was too panicked to.
Also, there's something darkly funny about the cutesy claw machine next to the camera in the second video. Imagine shooting yourself and dying next to a soft toy claw machine.
 
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imagine waking up and heading to work, opening shop and you find a swimming pool of blood and a guy in a t-shirt and no shorts at the entrance to your shop. That'd start the day off nicely.

First one is insane though, one swing and its fucking everywhere
 
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Vibe_Guy said:
Bully gets hit in the head, seizures and FUCKING DIES!
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Blue hoody (bully) confronts red shirt (bullied) because he reported hoodie to the teachers and got no help. Argument escalates resulting in loss of life, red shirt imprisoned for assault, battery and 3rd degree murder (voluntary manslaughter)
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Chrissy..... he's phucked up!
 
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