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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 532 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%

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I can't feel bad for him. He's just too damn annoying and I've known way too many junky bums just like him.
I mean I feel sympathy for his situation and how bad his health is and how he's unlikely to ever fix his shit and even if he does his brain is permanently damaged.
The reason I can't feel bad for him is that in the confession booth earlier tonight he said he got selling like a 30 gram bag of fentanyl to an undercover cop. Fuck that.
 
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GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM DOODT
 
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Jeff is every homeless guy who harasses me outside the 7/11 near my house so I feel no sympathy for him. Make him suffer.
If Jeff is that homeless guy then this is pretty much bumfights

Jeff has finally received a lit cigarette (courtesy of cybmalta) after several hours of Frank fucking around with him and teasing him with cigarettes constantly.

Frank and Jobe immediately came in and started agitating him. He started trying to pick up stuff to hit Frank with but it looks like things got defused.
 
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For anyone that missed it while the farms was down for a bit:
Frank and Jobe hassled the fuck out of Jeff and sent him into a complete rage. Eventually Frank came in and took away his mattress, he started crying and said he wanted to leave and wanted his phone from production (Frank came in again after this making fun of him)

Production eventually came in and sent Frank away for a bit and made Jobe apologize to Jeff as well as told him they would make Frank write him an apology letter. To placate him further they gave him a replacement bottle of alcohol (he hid the previous one they gave him untouched and lied that he had pissed or spit in it). Jet told him to go and drink in the girl's room.

Instead they ended up in the kitchen and Frank was there again. Eventually Frank went downstairs and its was just cymablta, Jobe and Jeff. Jobe continued poking at Jeff. Jobe was so drunk that he fell over. He sat egging Jeff on for like 20 minutes telling him he was full of shit and insulting his mother (something he is particularly sensitive about). Eventually Jobe stood up and went over to Jeff and kept instigating him, Jeff kept his arms behind his back for a while, trying to avoid getting physical but eventually he pushed Jobe over and production rushed upstairs.

They informed him he'd have to sleep in the sandbox again (but apparently this hasn't been enforced). Now its just cymbalta and Jeff awake and Jeff went and recovered the other bottle of alcohol he hid previously. it's like 4 AM and they're both getting drunk and only have one cigarette each.

Allegedly Jeff wants to have a boxing match with Jobe tomorrow.

He would only be getting the shakes if he’s withdrawaling and he’s been pouring up all day.

Unless the dude has some kinda disorder on top of being an alcoholic, he’s just sperging.
I don't think the shakes are from alcoholism. The guy has obviously used meth and some hardcore drugs extensively through his life. He's apparently only 37 years old and looks like he is pushing 50. He had the shakes when he told Jet + Sam Hyde that he'd been busted selling 30 grams of fentanyl to an undercover cop. I'm guessing the shakes are either from permanent brain damage from drugs or alcohol or both.
 
They informed him he'd have to sleep in the sandbox again (but apparently this hasn't been enforced). Now its just cymbalta and Jeff awake and Jeff went and recovered the other bottle of alcohol he hid previously. it's like 4 AM and they're both getting drunk and only have one cigarette each.



Jobe tried to manhandle Jeff and got bodied, lol. Very nice, Janitor Jeff. Respect. Simbal of course switched to the winning side immediately like a sniveling coward as he always does. They're hanging out by the catwalk smoking being friends until tomorrow when he'll backstab him.
 
Allegedly Jeff wants to have a boxing match with Jobe tomorrow.
Jeff has actually wanted to box Jobe (anybody really but he's been focused on Jobe since they're similar size I guess) since the first day Sam brought the gloves in. I think Sam has told them they can't box while they're drunk though and since both Jobe and Jeff are constantly drunk they still haven't been able to box.
 
Alex has posted more instagram stories, most of them were irrelevant, just doxing everyone who has DM'd him (including a DM asking him to look up 'Sam Hyde Marky' and claiming to have had even more DMs full of love, but what was interesting was his latest message claiming to have recieved an offer for "another huge Netflix show":
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Alex has posted more instagram stories, most of them were irrelevant, just doxing everyone who has DM'd him (including a DM asking him to look up 'Sam Hyde Marky' and claiming to have had even more DMs full of love, but what was interesting was his latest message claiming to have recieved an offer for "another huge Netflix show":
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im gonna pretend someone took my advice and started sending him made up shit to get more lolcow material. You can thank me later.
 
Alex has posted more instagram stories, most of them were irrelevant, just doxing everyone who has DM'd him (including a DM asking him to look up 'Sam Hyde Marky' and claiming to have had even more DMs full of love, but what was interesting was his latest message claiming to have recieved an offer for "another huge Netflix show":
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Netflix wanna do a spin off of My 600-lb Life with Alex and his hog probably
 
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I get that it's fun to think about Burt as a deranged psychotic pedophile rapist but I really don't see that being the case. He's obviously mega autistic and doesn't know how to act around people, which explains the general aura of fakeness and the weird rehearsed mannerisms (I feel like he's spent a considerable amount of time in front of a mirror trying to get the snap-wink-hump-smile -combo just right). Rather than being himself, he finds it easier to make up a character and the more extreme the character, the easier it is for him to play.

You could see that the prison rapist character was easy for him, not because he's a rapist but because he knows exactly how to act: Kubrick stare, lick your lips, talk about raping people. The more one-dimensional the character is, the better he is at portraying it. That's probably why he became Dark Burt, TTS told him he'd have to do shitty things to win, and he doesn't know how to be shitty unless he's playing a shitty character. As Dark Burt, there's no internal conflict, he can just think "what would Dark Burt do?" and do that.

Even Burt is a character, obviously there's a lot of him in it but I have no idea (and I don't know if he has either) what the "real" Albert Appouh is like.
 
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