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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 532 50.5%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%
  • Total voters
    1,053
Agares said:
The fish fought back a lot harder than S2. Wasn't Tayleigh the only one who whooped him last time?
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Greg got some hits in.

Payton hitting Frank went viral on twitter. Noticed because jet quote tweeted. 8.2 million views now, I saw it earlier at like 6 million.
8.6 mil at the time of me editing the link in 9 million 30 minutes after first posting
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the comments are hilarious because they are all defending frank since it is all out of context.
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RE: alex being on drugs his latest video
I absolutely agree. He admitted to cameras that his wife took 1/2 a xanax "she has never been on a plane." He is on that shit now
 
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Blackstar said:
Alex has posted more instagram stories, most of them were irrelevant, just doxing everyone who has DM'd him (including a DM asking him to look up 'Sam Hyde Marky' and claiming to have had even more DMs full of love, but what was interesting was his latest message claiming to have recieved an offer for "another huge Netflix show":
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I'm gonna go ahead and say there is approximately a 99.99% chance that some random account DM'd him with a totally real offer and he's immediately run to post that.
 
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Alizarin Crimson said:
I'm gonna go ahead and say there is approximately a 99.99% chance that some random account DM'd him with a totally real offer and he's immediately run to post that.
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The 0.01% is an idiot who thinks they can pitch a show to Netflix to recapture the lightning-in-a-bottle of Tiger King. The cheap venture capital era is over, Netflix isn't going to take a gamble on someone like Alex.
Re: the multi page argument about whether or not Burt is a bad person, or if any of the fish are good people - it doesn't matter. Nobody who watches Fishtank is a good person, it's a highly unethical webstream about torturing a bunch of mentally ill people. We're on a website founded on the basis of torturing an incredibly autistic man. Don't worry about it.
 
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Mr Sister said:
the comments are hilarious because they are all defending frank since it is all out of context
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to be fair even in context Payton has by far been the biggest sperg out over the most tame hassle.
Even Sylvia who was mostly playing it up and Tay who was a flipflop of sucking up to frank and mentally breaking down got so much worse and behaved less aggressive.

Shame Binx survives another day.
 
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Mr Sister said:
Greg got some hits in.

Payton hitting Frank went viral on twitter. Noticed because jet quote tweeted. 8.2 million views now, I saw it earlier at like 6 million.
8.6 mil at the time of me editing the link in 9 million 30 minutes after first posting
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the comments are hilarious because they are all defending frank since it is all out of context.
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RE: alex being on drugs his latest video
I absolutely agree. He admitted to cameras that his wife took 1/2 a xanax "she has never been on a plane." He is on that shit now
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Decided to go on experiment. Here are the top 5 posts from #fishtanklive for new viewers to see, in order. From my feed at least

*gif of binx sliding on top of her suitcase that was posted earlier and I can not figure out how to make a small filesize quickly*


 
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My prediction on who will win the fishtank based on their performance so far.

Burt - He's a fan favourite but I don't think he will win the fishtank. He sucks at challenges and can be easily manipulated and I think even Sam don't want him to win. I remember when Sam gaslit Simbal about how he won't let a white man to be the winner this season but also won't let Burt win because he's a sex pest. I think that some truth to that statement.

Payton - She have a really good change to win this season if she temper her lesbian anger and survive the hassling. Some people like the fact that she punched Frank because she's making content and some people don't because they think her reaction a bit too much. I'm thinking to the former myself because that was some good punch she throws to Frank.

Binx - I think she's the most likely to win because of how she handle herself in the tank and there's still some paypigs that simps for her even though its not as much as Payton simps at the moment. She's game with all kind of weird shit they throw at her and she's the least normie of the group so she's kinda knew what game she's playing.

Mizzy - She's the dark horse this season and she's adapting to the tank environment. She was annoying at first but she's kinda grown on me. If she can pull of some maneuver or stay in there long enough to not be dogpilled by other fishes or freeloaders she can win the tank, because if Simbal gone she's the next fish to go.

Simbal - His fate was sealed when he kicked Jobe furiously while he was inside of a bean bag. He's there to be an extra people for Frank to hassle and the good thing is he didn't even know it. His only saving grace is that he have immunity rn but if he doesn't other fishes will kick him out in a heartbeat but I doubt they will do voting now. Sam also said that he want to boil him as long as possible so I hope Jet and co are cooking some scheme to make him quit because he is a slimeball.
 
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Strong like Bruce Willis said:
Payton - She have a really good change to win this season if she temper his lesbian anger and survive the hassling. Some people like the fact that she punched Frank because she's making content and some people don't because they think her reaction a bit too much. I'm thinking to the former myself because that was some good punch she throws to Frank.

Binx - I think she's the most likely to win because of how she handle herself in the tank and there's still some paypigs that simps for her even though its not as much as Payton simps at the moment. She's game with all kind of weird shit they throw at her and she's the least normie of the group so she's kinda knew what game she's playing.
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I'd like to see Payton will win as she is by far the most normal person, 50k can go along way for as she's only 19 and will give her a good head start in too adulthood, as long as she can contain her Lesbo DV tendencies she should make it to the end. I dislike Binx the most, purely based off her being a Josie, I dislike how she basically screamed rape when Furt touched her suitcase, at least Payton actually fought to keep her shit untouched which I respect. People bring up how Jabba pulled a patch of her hair & people use it as a way to prove she hasn't been coddled when that was outside of the control of production and Jabba was to mess with Alex.
 
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foam rolla said:
So are all of Burts physical attributes completely fake? He's suppose to be this big, muscular guy but seems to get exhausted from doing anything mildly physical. He couldn't do a single, complete chin up during the challenge. When he does weights, his form is really bad and spazzy and his general co-ordination seems really bad. I thought he was suppose to be a coach and weight lifter? Did he just make this up? Also wasn't he suppose to be training boxing in the past? He has literally no basic boxing form and just flails his arms like a woman. Like it looks like he couldn't even make it through a thirty minute exercise boxing class.

Is he just the result of implants and PEDs? Also the other thing I noticed on how shit his diet is. I don't think a reasonably healthy person who is a coach is drinking multiple sodas every day, eating potato chips for breakfast and gorging candy at 3am. I'm also thinking his whole firefighter thing is a bullshit and probably just a weird, gay kink fantasy he has.
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Personal trainer (uncoordinated and weak), firefighter (catatonic in high-stress situations), 160 IQ (retarded) etc. are just collectible titles for Burt.
 
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