Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 105 34.4%

  • Total voters
    305
And has he tried to stop commentary on his clips, I thought he was just bitching at Elissa or people lifting stuff from locals without doing any transformative work.
He'll claim that any transformative clips can't be used as they're not his original work.
 
I'm nuclear, I'm cucked
I'm seething up inside
A heart of broken glass
DENIED
Deep inside
The coked up child

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Can anyone who has experience with medical stuff or cocaine shed some light on how much coke your have to do to end up sounding like that? Is that the result of "I just did a line of coke and here we are" or is that the result of "a shitload of coke"? Because I'm positive I've interacted with people on coke and they sound nothing like that.
Do it once, twice: blow your nose 5 minutes later and you're fine.
Do it 5, 10, 50 times a day, every day: your sinuses get inflamed and hemmorhage phlegm to get rid of that stuff.
 
Fucking lol. The state didn't even bother to argue with this stupid bullshit.
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Masterful legal maneuver by acclaimed and World renowned legal expert skelly balldo “it metabolizes outside of the body” crackets.

Legal scholars will be studying this incredible precedent-setting move for decades and only begin to unravel the genius and elegance of it.

To incel prudes it seems like an absolute waste of time and further embarrassment, but this perfect move is a key part of setting it all up “when he can tell the full story” in the three-dimensional star trek chess game. He has everyone exactly where he wants them.
 
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