Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Snack Cracker]

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So basically this but utterly po-faced and with zero self-awareness. Agreed, it would be brilliant and would definitely peak a few people!

All too often when I’m reading this girldick shit I have Emily Howard in my head, “yesss, but this is a LADIES penis for LADIES”.

 

[Evilronald]

That was fast. But I understand the urgency. Troon McBride is going to show up in Congress in a few weeks. And yeah, I too kinda hope that the Dem women get a taste of their own Be Kind bullshit by encountering McBride in their bathrooms. A little theory meeting practice, especially in an intimate space with only one exit, can work wonders sometimes.

That retard thinks that reps and senators have their own private bathrooms in their offices. FFS. Don't give them any ideas there Bud!

But just wait- some Dem handmaiden probably will propose a bill for McBride's office to get one, just for him to feel safe from the scary republican women. But naturally he'll humbly reject that idea. He wants to bump hips at the sink with Pelosi and to offer AOC a tampon. Maybe even get to chat up Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib about Palestine while touching up his makeup.

Hoo boy. All kinds of fun awaits him. And them.

There’s a deranged troon threatening death on Nancy Mace for wanting to exclude the tranny from the woman’s restroom. I have no idea how to save stories but someone should save them for law enforcement.
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"Aromantics" don't want to be left out of the oppression Olympics so they've convinced themselves that Trump is going to outlaw being single.

 

[Cronchyapple]

troons have so much less support from "the cis" than they used to in 2018:

Correct.
Let’s look at the stats:

 

[Evilronald]

Guaranteed that this troon is getting a visit from law enforcement. I’m sure they’ll try to use that to try to fundraise for their “surgery.” You’d think all that estrogen would make them less dangerous but it seems to instead make them even more crazy.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Speaking as law enforcement adjacent, that moron is definitely going to experience a visit and quiet chat from law enforcement

 

[Local Farmer]

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Liberal women go on a sex strike, trannies most affected

 

[Dilatortron3000]

"Aromantics" don't want to be left out of the oppression Olympics so they've convinced themselves that Trump is going to outlaw being single.
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My asexual aromantic queerplatonic polycule will never recover from this presidency

 

[Syikeblade]

The autism is really showing in this post

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/AYndjmfAZw

 

[Quesursundeepimpact48]

Hey, the Nazis were against trannies don't insult them.

Sorry to derail, but does anyone have good resources on what happened to troons in Nazi Germany? I know of Magnus Hirschfield & co, but other than gay men who were sent to the camps, what about troons? If anyone knows, post on my profile

 

[Vampirella]

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The autism is really showing in this post

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/AYndjmfAZw

Took me way to long to realize they're talking about a high five. Holy fuck, they talk like aliens trying to fit in with humans.

 

[Procopius]

Sorry to derail, but does anyone have good resources on what happened to troons in Nazi Germany? I know of Magnus Hirschfield & co, but other than gay men who were sent to the camps, what about troons? If anyone knows, post on my profile

The guy in the middle is Erwin Rommel, The Desert Fox


And if you want a book https://www.hatjecantz.com/products/45741-soldier-studies

Why did so many German soldiers dress up as women during World War II? A study on war photography

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[majorplayer]

She posted an entire essay on Linkedin, suggesting that Virgin Atlantic might want to consider banning passengers who wear "potentially offensive clothing":

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If you're so mentally unstable that you're incapable of being in the presence of someone wearing a t-shirt with the word "woman" on it without throwing a hissyfit , you're not sufficiently mentally fit to travel unsupervised.

Yeah, because being a troon gives you onipotent powers to compel people to doing what you say.

This annoys me on a lot of levels. They can't have it both ways

 

[Sean Andalou]

The guy in the middle is Erwin Rommel, The Desert Fox

Not the same as claiming to really be women, nor a political movement.

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Pooner likes pooner caricatures.

Spoiler: text

I know, i know. A lot of people hate them because they aren't realistic, or they feel wrong, or they make someone dysphoric.

But personally? I think they're some really cool character designs. I saw one character that had his top surgery scars in the shape of SHOOTING STARS. Upside down rainbows. Flower vines. I even think the spike scars look cool.

And like I said, I understand why so many people hate them. But honestly? That character design is in the top ten for me. If Yu-Gi-Oh can give characters fuck ass hair cuts, then I am not holding back on giving my trans men some fuck ass top scars.

Of course that's just my opinion. I'd like to talk to people about. Specifically people who agree with me. But those who disagree are welcome too. You know, challenge my tastes and what not.

Reddit -- Archive

 

[Mandy Stroyer]

Not the same as claiming to really be women, nor a political movement.

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Pooner likes pooner caricatures.
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I know, i know. A lot of people hate them because they aren't realistic, or they feel wrong, or they make someone dysphoric.

But personally? I think they're some really cool character designs. I saw one character that had his top surgery scars in the shape of SHOOTING STARS. Upside down rainbows. Flower vines. I even think the spike scars look cool.

And like I said, I understand why so many people hate them. But honestly? That character design is in the top ten for me. If Yu-Gi-Oh can give characters fuck ass hair cuts, then I am not holding back on giving my trans men some fuck ass top scars.

Of course that's just my opinion. I'd like to talk to people about. Specifically people who agree with me. But those who disagree are welcome too. You know, challenge my tastes and what not.

Reddit -- Archive

For women who want to be seen as men, they really like making it known they used to have tits. I miss the days when I'd repost pooner art on tumblr with the zippertit scars gimp'd out

 

[Caesar]

Why did you necro mention me on a post from Thursday

is the zoomer attention span so low that less than a week on an active thread you didn't bump is a necro post now

 

[Cynicaller]

is the zoomer attention span so low that less than a week on an active thread you didn't bump is a necro post now

I mean it was several pages ago by the point Stan replied to it, I should've mentioned the pages rather than the time passed

Oh well

 

[remiem]

For women who want to be seen as men, they really like making it known they used to have tits. I miss the days when I'd repost pooner art on tumblr with the zippertit scars gimp'd out

Well yea cause they go through all that pain and healing process and have a radical change in their body image and then the only time they actually feel comfortable showing their actual scars is on their private social media because they can't mentally handle the pity and derision normal people show in their gaze if they actually tried to go out shirtless.

They're using the characters as a way to 'show off' their scars because they don't have the self esteem or mental fortitude. The SRS thread also shows that you've getting a lot of hack doctors doing trans mastectomies' so they end up with empy flesh bags, dog ears, nasty scars, no nipples, etc. Art is providing an impossible idealization.

 

[Aquarius]

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Seems like the ftm lesbians are coming out of the woods. Anyways this one has a crush on her friend, however she's a short king so she has a zero chance of dating this straight girl. It's funny how all the comments are telling her that her friend is shallow for wanting to date a tall guy.
Future nice gal

The “future nice gal” link leads to an archive made by Syikeblade.

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Girl I like is into tall guys
[I know] this topic has probably been brought up a gazillion times in this subreddit, but being short can feel really shitty sometimes. I've never experienced an actual, genuine romantic interest in someone until I made friends with this girl a couple months ago.

For a hot sec I was convinced she had a thing for me too, but I have no way of knowing [for sure]. I try not to assume. We have a lot of fun talking to [each other] and discussed really personal things (she did it first so I promise it's not just me oversharing and then thinking it was mutual lol). We've been cuddling when hanging out recently, but I've cuddled with people platonically many times before. The only reason I thought she may be into me is [because] we went fairly, quick? usually when I get to the point of behaving like that [with] a friend, it takes a little bit of time to get comfortable with [each other]. [But] me and her were all up in [each other’s] space very early on in the friendship. [But] that easily could just mean she's just a touchy person.

Anyways, me and her friends were all talking, and then the subject of guys came up. The girl I like goes "I need him to be like, taller than me." [I know] that's not a huge deal and it doesn't mean I'm doomed for life, but it just brought out my insecurities into the spotlight.

I haven't voiced my interest in her yet so I have no idea of her opinion on me. but not being on [testosterone] yet and being an inch or two shorter than her is bringing me down quite a bit LMAO. I've been out for a long time now, so over the years I've learned to better handle my dysphoria. But this is the first time I've felt like this about someone and I think it's launched me years back in progress.

[It’s] crazy cause I know of men my height that are very well liked by women and are just really cool people in general. [I know] being 5 foot 2 isn't the end of the world and that I could never find anyone. But I want HER to like me. [I know] that's just a personal issue I'll just have to deal with obviously.

But how do I not let my insecurities [about] my height fuck with me as much as they do now? I'm getting all of these bitter feelings flooding back into me and I hate it lol.

I edited some of her text to increase legibility. Italics my own.

Spoiler: Me psychoanalyzing the above

While I was reading this story, I assumed that the pooner and her beloved were, like, average sized women. 5’4-5’6. And then I get to the end and she hits me with 5’2ft. “I know plenty of men my height who are good with women!”

Wow. I know she’s not the tiniest pooner, but this chick threw a plot twist at me. Real Twilight Zone stuff.

Spoiler: Imagine a man…

“Except, he’s not a man. Everyone around you acts as if this very average woman was, in fact, a man with the curious name of ‘Aiden’. It seems that words and reality sometimes become undone, here, in the Twilight Zone.”

There’s other stuff that jumps out to me. Like, “bitter feelings flowing back”? Upon being rejected by a woman? It’s almost as if her pooner identification is a way to deal with feelings of anxiety instigated by homosexual impulses. She wants to bang chicks, knows most women are straight, and feels nervous because that forewarns a lot of future heart break.

Rather than dealing with it like an adult, she decides to become what (most) women want sexually - a man. Then she discovers that even though she’s declared herself a man, she hasn’t remedied the fundamental issue that many people she wants to fuck don’t want to fuck her. She’s going to keep having these “bitter feelings” resurge because she hasn’t made peace with the central issue of her female homosexuality.

Because it’s not like the crush in this story is being irrational or superficial. She wants an average sized man, not a 5’2 woman. It would be different if she was whining about someone under 6ft, but this girl has very low expectations.

Literally: She wants a guy who isn’t >5’2. The fundamental issue here is of Ms. Pooner’s sex. In fact, I would not be surprised if this girl convoluted the “tall guy” talking point to covertly cool the pooner’s jets. This is going to keep happening to her until she accepts herself.

Oh, and “trash man”? Why do they all find trash, garbage, possums, raccoons, etc. so funny? I guess the animals are cute, but seriously, it’s all so canned and pre-programed. It’s like emo girls and teh penguinz. I think it’s a function of their low self-esteem, and puts childish “woke” insults like “garbage person” into context.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

There’s a deranged troon threatening death on Nancy Mace for wanting to exclude the tranny from the woman’s restroom. I have no idea how to save stories but someone should save them for law enforcement.
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Aaaaand gone. Either this young lad experienced a moment of post-nut clarity and realised just how fucking unhinged he sounded, or Instagram (and/or some form of law enforcement) stepped in. At least this one was upfront and honest about his intentions in the ladies' room.