Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[genericwhitemale]

I'm nuclear, I'm cucked
I'm seething up inside
A heart of broken glass
DENIED
Deep inside
The coked up child
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"I'm already a cuck, monogamy's not my kind of thing anyway"

 

[All becomes gunt]

Nick was DENIED again.
lmao

[EDIT] I accidentally posted in the Montegraph lawsuit thread, so here is everything again.
The biggest burn in that entire document: "The state has not filed a response."

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This whole thing is super interesting. It's basically YouTube Law meets reality. Who would have thought your fucking wikipedia isn't applicable in a court of law and you need to be an actual lawyer that has actual experience in Criminal Cases in order to be able to be effective. To people saying he isn't representing himself anymore he 100% sets his whole legal strategy and his lawyer calls him retarded but just goes along because he doesn't give a shit anymore. This proves it.

 

[thebigdream]

bodycam bros eating good tonight

Wasting the court's time so they don't bother with offering a plea deal because the case is already overly lengthy and expensive is certainly a high IQ legal strategy. Can't wait to see your crack den, Nick.

 

[SomeGuy1111]

Nick was DENIED again.
lmao

It's going to be unbelievably funny if it turns out Nick missed his chance at a plea deal because he got in trouble for accessing Aaron's google account while filing this garbage

 

[AltisticRight]

Either Nick was lying about ever liking anime to better grift off the Kick Vic case (that he helped sabotage) and also to come up with a (bad) lie about why he was contacting the Jamaican black bulls from Hedonism II

If he was lying about liking Japanese cartoons, then what exactly attracted him to watch Redo the Healer? "Research purposes?"

 

[Oh Darn]

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

If he was lying about liking Japanese cartoons, then what exactly attracted him to watch Redo the Healer? "Research purposes?"

The underage rape.

 

[4090 Chad]

As expected the appeal was denied. The moment of truth is upon us. Is he really going to cross the river styx and plead not guilty?

He has no shame and refuses to admit guilt to anything, but if he pleads not guilty he knows he’s fucked AND he will give the farms and alogs infinitely more content to mock and dunk on him.

I think denying his haters of what they want is all he has left now, so it’s hard to see him pleading not guilty, even if it’s damaging to his ego. But I hope I’m wrong!!

Don’t listen to us Nick! You ain’t done nothin’ wrong! Aleisha Sweep is a dumb bish and you can prove it to the judge!

 

[Spergichu]

"I'm already a cuck, monogamy's not my kind of thing anyway"

Why are we still here? Just to be denied? Every night, I can feel my coke... and my k-hole, even my balldo. The drugs I've lost... the polycule I've lost... won't stop seething...

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Is Russ a more successful lolyer than Nick now despite not actually completing law school?

 

[Burt Macklin]

April might need new coasters at the balldo bunker.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Fight it Nick! Give it everything you have! Not guilty and show those Scandinavian PRUDES who the real NERD is going to be!

 

[Vibralldo]

If he was lying about liking Japanese cartoons, then what exactly attracted him to watch Redo the Healer? "Research purposes?"

Because it's about child rape, probably

Hopefully he wasn't looking for tips

 

[Briareus]

"I'm already a cuck, monogamy's not my kind of thing anyway"

Ty: "Things have changed, Nick. We pull in meth, balldos, just to combat the Farms. Rubbing our noses in bloody battlefield coke! All for revenge"
Ty: "The world calls for wetbrains, and we answer! No greater case, no just appeal."
Nick "Ty..."
Ty: "The Farms sent us to Hell, but we're going even deeper."
Nick: "I know. I'm already Denied..."

 

[Canard]

It's going to be unbelievably funny if it turns out Nick missed his chance at a plea deal because he got in trouble for accessing Aaron's google account while filing this garbage

Even better is that he gets plea deal with lengthy suspended sentence. And then day after they raid him and throw him in prison for that crime.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

I heard Nick was gonna rollover like a bitch and let the government repeatedly sodomize his anus by taking a bullshit guilty plea.

You aren't actually doing that, are you Nick? Please don't tell me what they're saying is true. Only a nerd would let these government faggots get away with this. Your brain is large and doesn't look like swiss cheese. You can fight the corruption in court, in front of that cuck Aaron. Show Aaron he was the bottom all along by swiftly defeating these charges. Judge Pussy Liquor would be so owned and ashamed when she sees you decimating her attack dogs in court.

You got this in the bag Nick. Even if your cock is limp and doesn't work anymore, you still have the testicular fortitude to overcome.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

The funniest part is that Nick’s habitual use of this site likely led or will lead him to read it here first lmao

I posted about it ~1 hour after it was uploaded to the online system of the appeals court.
I have no idea if Nick's lawyer got a notification about the decision being posted, but its possible we knew before Nick.

"It had little chance to succeed anyway!"

 

[Fapcop]

Hope Nick goes down swinging with a long speech about how one man’s cuck is another man’s husband, and yes, there may have been cocaine SOMEWHERE in the house.

But since there’s no video of Nick putting cocaine in the safe while looking at the camera and saying “Time to put my cocaine away!” Anything but an acquittal would be trampling his civil rights.

 

[New Lady Crackets]

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A man, denied his teaching position at the church

Denied his gay lover's penis
Denied his appeal at Monty's case
Denied his balldo at jail
Denied his guns
Denied his right to give Coke to his kids
Denied his pedantic objection at CPS court
Triple denied his Franks motion
Denied his side piece by Kayla
Denied his cabinet doors
Denied his W for hacking his gay lover's emails

Edit:

He may have been a non-practicing lawyer but there was a time he would've been able to appear in court normally with proper representation but I don't think he has enough braincells to contain himself from screaming at the judge that he's "FUCKING BULLSHIT LYING" or slapping himself in the face after he's told to shut up after a drug fueled nonsensical objection. It's better to admit kiwis, the real lawyers at lawtube and kino casino were right all along and live with this eternal L for the rest of his life. Sorry Nick it's not fair but the Canadian retards now have more braincells than you. Same with Aaron, you can never outsmart or gaslight anyone anymore.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

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I just can't when it comes to this guy calling people dorks. He's a fucking cartoon character.