Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

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mitsufan said:
i dont like people implying im a child
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I'd advise you to not act like one and stop spazzing out in all caps, but it's so funny I don't know if you should stop or not.
mitsufan said:
it helps me feel at peace with the world and not depressed and antidepressants didnt do shit for me just made me puke
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Clearly you are not at peace judging by well, everything... you don't have to take antidepressants, they don't work the same for everyone but it helps to do something to keep yourself active or have a goal that you wish to achieve to motivate you. A good diet, leaving the house, having hobbies, all help with preventing feeling depressed or upset with the world! :)
Edit: oh no... will she make another sock or is she gone for good?
 
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30+GameOvers said:
"Threatening Litigation"
Was this stupid whore really dumb enough to threaten to sue the site? The same one she was spamming for 60+ pages, mind you?
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No, she was saying that the pics were fake and that Danie made them and all that (despite uploading them herself) but lying about blatantly obvious things is par for the course for her
 
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30+GameOvers said:
Is there a reason why this thread isn't in the Beauty Parlor instead? There is nothing "tough" about her, she's just your average BPD teenager with mommy issues and a substance abuse problem. She would feel right at home there, especially now that she's banned and has no say about it.
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She tends to pick fights with others constantly, so I'd say it's better for her thread to stay on here
 
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30+GameOvers said:
Is there a reason why this thread isn't in the Beauty Parlor instead? There is nothing "tough" about her, she's just your average BPD teenager with mommy issues and a substance abuse problem. She would feel right at home there, especially now that she's banned and has no say about it.
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Because she threatens to murder everyone who replies to this thread, and fits Null's criteria of what an ITG is to a T.
  • They're not afraid of attention on the Internet. In fact, they welcome it! Despite having totally real and successful careers, they have plenty of time to put down losers on Twitter.
  • Every L is a W. Actually, they never lose. They're too tough to lose. You thought something was humiliating to them? Wrong again, stalker.
  • Mess with the lolbull, get the lolhorns. These tough guys are going to get people put in cyberjail. Talking online? That's a felony, child. Enjoy prison!
  • Women can be tough guys too. It's 2023 - you really think being misogynistic is tough?
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Everything here is something Zoey does.

Also, I believe the BP is for cows who mostly appeal to a female audience, and I'm fairly certain most of Zoey's thread regulars are male.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
Is there a reason why this thread isn't in the Beauty Parlor instead? There is nothing "tough" about her, she's just your average BPD teenager with mommy issues and a substance abuse problem. She would feel right at home there, especially now that she's banned and has no say about it.
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She interacted with Elaine, Nik, Colton and Patrick, she's more of an orbiter cow.
 
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So am I understanding correctly that her mom has her living in some place of her own, gives her money she's free to spend on weed and booze, with no expectation she has to do anything?

Now it makes sense why she acts like a spoiled, stunted brat. Her mom's an idiot, she needs to tell this girl she'll house her (realistically she should be stuffed in the attic, not in a place of her own), make sure she doesn't starve, and that's it.

It's really startling to me that we've basically got a second Elaine here. I don't like that they're multiplying.
 
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Ultrapenguin said:
It's really startling to me that we've basically got a second Elaine here. I don't like that they're multiplying.
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It is. Instead of Elaine being seen as a cautionary tale of Internet usage, Zoey seems to view her as a modus operandi of how to act on the Internet. She showed some signs of being a mini-Elaine long before we noticed her, but now it's full blown.
To save people some time, here's a list of what Zoey has claimed during her most recent mental breakdown:

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Zoey made a report for us to remove these images because she insists these are AI generated fakes.

This is stupid, as these are images exclusively of her legs.
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Are you allowed to show us this report? I'm confused because "threatening litigation" is something I haven't seen her done on this thread whatsoever.
 
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