Infected Touhou Community

[x3firehexx]

Since I have made no threads and I should really should start to get broader access to the Farms, I would like to make a thread on Blake for the Prospering Grounds. Imagine his shock when he realizes his "special day" marks the creation day of his exposé...

Fuck yeah!

 

[Touhou Fan Hater]

Oh boy, would you look what day it is! Time to post some art.

Spoiler: The art

I would've drawn some kiwi with Aya's hat and a camera here, but the most "drawing" I can do is 2 circles for a kiwi body and a head in MS Paint, so I decided not to do that for now. Sorry to disappoint.

Now that you've been culturally enriched, let's check out what's been happening to some of those things I've been keeping an eye on.

That chinese fighting game which will probably turn into lolicon attraction didn't post any video on October 30th, as it was promised, instead all they did was post a Youtube community post stating that their demo is only 50% ready, and also provided some screenshots where the buff guy hits Remilia.

Spoiler: Links, images, text

I'll paste the parts I've found to be important, don't think there's a need for screenshots with all the text in different languages from the post?
Youtube post 1

Spoiler: English text from it

**English Translation**

Sorry to have kept you waiting, this is the game director.

Ehm——

Bad news! The demo video to be used in the presentation is not yet complete... It is currently about 50% complete, but it seems that it will need to be postponed until the end of next month, what will happen?

Today I could introduce the game in detail, but without the video, it just looks like a mysterious person is boasting (sad) Please wait until next month (゜д゜) o弌弌弌弌弌

Also, starting today, we will be accepting questions from players and posting them in the Q&A section of the information presentation. If you have any questions about the game or the development team, please write "Q" in the comments section and ask your question. Example ↓↓↓

Q: Rin faction or Momiji faction??

(I'm Momiji faction)

Youtube post 2
It's just this image

Nice model, I guess.

As for the Moriya thread, nothing interesting happened there, though I've archived it just in case too.
I did look around Moriya forums some more as well, OP from that thread seems to be quite passionate about researching anything doujin related, perhaps someone would find his musings to be interesting so I've archived a page from his profile where he does eventually post some ramblings about the state of things.

Now as for some more amusing bits, I've discovered this vent thread (Ghostarchive). Usual fare, guy feels down (due to bricking cursor on his PC and reinstalling OS due to that?), but then there's this reply:

Spoiler: Text

I also can't play most of the games with my Intel Graphics HD 2500. I have beaten Dying Light so many times with 640x480 resolution with super low config which was making everything very low polygonal, shadows were bugging out, and I had most of the time no more than 27 fps (in best case) [I have beaten the game in nightmare difficulty this way multiple times]
I can't even play Half Life 2 on max settings without lags.
And I always turn off vsync wherever possible, that stuff kills my perfomance and causes glitches.
Althrough you can see that I played games like Cyberpunk and Dishonored 2 on my steam account, I have done it through Geforce Now, but don't hurry to be happy for me. Because of the my internet, most of the time I was playing with insine lags every 0,5 seconds, shuttering, delayed input and overall 144p like picture quality it's surprisingly how I even played these games.
You may ask why I have such a bad internet and can't buy a new PC. The truth is that since Februally 2022 I live in russian occupation on the eastern south of Ukraine. Russian has entered my town (if it's even can be called town, considering how small it is) a few days after declaring global war and established terrible regime where survival is in the first place, it's a miracly we even have any electicity and internet most of the time. It's never safe from russian authorities, it's not enough to just don't do any resistance, FSB searches even for people which it considers pro-ukrainian, even if they don't promote anything pro-ukrainian, the crime is considered to even think the way they don't want to think. It's like in that roman from George Orwell called "1984". How they understand if the person is pro-ukrainian even if the person doesn't say anything? It can be a report from neighboors, who suspects you to be pro-ukrainian (which are rewardable from occupant authorities), it can be lack of desire to assimilate with russia (not taking passport for example), it can suspicious behaviour of family members. What do they do to people they find pro-ukrainian? They can lock you in basement for a few days and then have a constant and then stalk you whenever possible, they can force you to demonstratively do something pro-russian, or in worst case scenario they tend to sometimes take people or entire families and drive them to minefields of the frontline and force without anything cross that mine field to get to Ukrainian side. And I haven't even talked about what will they do if they find out that you have some family members in Ukrainian army, they beat you up and make injuries which sometimes led to victim's death, like with that one man who refused to tell anything about his son who was in zsu and died from injuries made by russians, but thats a whole other story... Russians tend to make raids on living houses when having suspicous, usually at night when people sleep. FSB comes to the house and force their way in if the people don't responde to knoking on the door, they search for EVERYTHING, that means all objects and all info and contacts on gadgets (phones, computers). They may find troubles with you just for finding a person in your contacts they might not recognize being relative to you, or just having a weird nickname signed in your phone. Russian can find troubles with everthing, if you before the war had a registered bank account in Ukraine and left login or bank site shortcut on your gudget, that might be already a sign for them that you're "pro-ukrainian" for not getting rid of it. Problems can come from anywhere really.
+ everyday rockets and jets flying nearby.

How the fuck is this guy still alive?

For the last curious bit, there are also some buttons at Moriya's main page (Ghostarchive) which link to their various chats and whatnot.

There's the Discord server invite, some link to a thread about how to join their Matrix server (Ghostarchive), and then these XMPP, IRC and "Usenet Newsgroup" which seem to be hosted by some third parties. "XMPP room" just had some link that was prompting me to download a client to join it.
Going to "IRC room" will send us to this site (Ghostarchive) with some instructions and rules, which seems to explicitly prohibit "loli/shota" stuff. Well, fine by me!

I've looked around that site, didn't find much interesting, it's some sort of personal site by one of those nerds that hate Javascript.

Now, as for that Usernet Newsgroup link (Ghostarchive) , it leads here:

I don't really know what Usernet Newsgroups are, but searching up that "Yakumo Laboratories" did lead to some other services they host off that "chaotic.ninja" (Ghostarchive) domain, and just entering it in the browser leads us here:

I have no idea what I've stumbled upon and I'll probably end up getting doxed by some haxxorz, wouldn't I? Still, upon navigating around this thing I've checked out their "Friends" tab, and oh boy what friends do they have!

"Cute and funny", huh? Let me guess, it's going to be related to some of the Blue Archive shitters or something like that.

...What the fuck?

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

I've looked around that site, didn't find much interesting, it's some sort of personal site by one of those nerds that hate Javascript.

I wish I had the swashbucking spirit that you had. Last time I started digging around in Touhou related sites and imageboards from a video I saved from niconico, all I found was CP

 

[Sonya-chan]

 

[Raspberry Cake]

 

[Touhou Fan Hater]

Last time I started digging around in Touhou related sites and imageboards from a video I saved from niconico, all I found was CP

Well, I'd say that's a given if you hang around those japanese sites, and especially Touhou related ones.

I wish I had the swashbucking spirit that you had.

My curiosity will be the end of me someday! I guess I should've picked Orin for the profile picture.

Since I have made no threads and I should really should start to get broader access to the Farms, I would like to make a thread on Blake for the Prospering Grounds. Imagine his shock when he realizes his "special day" marks the creation day of his exposé...

Make sure to link it here once it'd be up, I'm looking forward to it!

 

[Stoner Miko]

Make sure to link it here once it'd be up, I'm looking forward to it!

Keep in mind that it is important to not rush anything. I'd rather post a fully-fledged thread next year than a half-assed one now. I am new to this, so it may take some time, assuming I don't get lazy.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Keep in mind that it is important to not rush anything. I'd rather post a fully-fledged thread next year than a half-assed one now. I am new to this, so it may take some time, assuming I don't get lazy.

Yeah I've seen a lot of retarded faggotry get shit out in Prospering Grounds, better to take it slow and do it right.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Have this too.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Sorry for double posting.

 

[Stoner Miko]

Have this too.
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It's all good, it was worth it for Marisa.

 

[1994 Honda Civic]

Adequate timing, I recently got my Momiji fumo a week ago. I like her very much as a decoration for the desk and I hope I'll get to take her out to do some personal photography work sometime soon.

Keep in mind that it is important to not rush anything. I'd rather post a fully-fledged thread next year than a half-assed one now. I am new to this, so it may take some time, assuming I don't get lazy.

Cowboy Kim and I, and as I'm sure others in here as well, can definitely help you out to get the thread off the ground. If you like to have some assistance in making it look nice once you start, you're free to ask us! I would like the thread to be as good as anyone else does.

 

[Stoner Miko]

Cowboy Kim and I, and as I'm sure others in here as well, can definitely help you out to get the thread off the ground. If you like to have some assistance in making it look nice once you start, you're free to ask us! I would like the thread to be as good as anyone else does.

What I honestly need the most right now is a zip file containing all of Blake's antics to escape the tedium of finding and downloading every single pic one by one, and I can sort them myself while also using his archive links too.

 

[1994 Honda Civic]

What I honestly need the most right now is a zip file containing all of Blake's antics to escape the tedium of finding and downloading every single pic one by one, and I can sort them myself while also using his archive links too.

I know that Kim does have Blake's Discord server all covered but for his Xitter, you'd need to get the more stand-out xeets, as most of what he posts every day is nothing too noteworthy. We're talking about twenty-four thousand of these here, we'd have to scour through all of it to get the best ones.

A good example would be something like this, recently made.


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@Cowboy Kim Are you cool with the idea of creating a new separate conversation for this endeavor? I feel that you would be a great addition, since you already have the Discord zip ready to go, I believe.

 

[Valstrax]

I know that Kim does have Blake's Discord server all covered but for his Xitter, you'd need to get the more stand-out xeets, as most of what he posts every day is nothing too noteworthy. We're talking about twenty-four thousand of these here, we'd have to scour through all of it to get the best ones.

A good example would be something like this, recently made.
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@Cowboy Kim Are you cool with the idea of creating a new separate conversation for this endeavour? I feel that you would be a great addition, since you already have the Discord zip ready to go, I believe.

A Blake Izayoi hate club? And for once it isn't us? Color me shocked.

 

[gvman99]

Something happened with Blake and his discord kitten.

 

[Cowboy Kim]

@Cowboy Kim Are you cool with the idea of creating a new separate conversation for this endeavour? I feel that you would be a great addition, since you already have the Discord zip ready to go, I believe.

I'm perfectly fine with that, and do have all the Discord dumps compressed as much as possible as 7z's, with the only thing holding me back from uploading the general chat is its massive file size (59GB compressed.)

there are also some buttons at Moriya's main page (Ghostarchive) which link to their various chats and whatnot.

I'll give them credit where its due, they seem dedicated to supporting nearly all forms of online communication, no matter how obscure.

"XMPP room" just had some link that was prompting me to download a client to join it.

XMPP (formally known as Jabber) is an instant messaging protocol (think AOL AIM or MSN Messenger) that got a small and niche increase in users as a decentralized alternative to Discord among alt-tech people.

I don't really know what Usernet Newsgroups are

Newsgroups are basically forums pre-WorldWideWeb (i.e., pre-1993.) It's mostly used nowadays to pirate stuff, or for people using the same forum since at least the 90's, if not earlier.

Personally I am so excited for tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blake really stretched it out on his Discord by making five different channels for what amounts to his self insert fanfiction about how he met his waifu

Spoiler: Shitton of Discord Screenshots

He made another channel and an announcement on that day:

I've archived a good chunk, albeit not all of his #new-memory-2024 channel, which from what I can gather was basically just people posting Sakuya art, alongside the four memory channels, and have uploaded them to MEGA.
The claim he's been "married to her" for 10 years is dubious at best. He did claim to be a Touhou fan on November 22nd, 2020, although he at the time was "in love with Hatsune Miku" and didn't seem to post much, if at all, about Touhou until he re-branded as Blake Izayoi sometime around 2023.
Interestingly, there was one person who cared about his speshul day:

"I wouldn't even raid you" - The Sharty​

I can't tell if the uncanny nature of the soyjak is a plus or a minus:

He also got another game bought by a user of his Discord:

Something happened with Blake and his discord kitten.

Probably a breakup, going off the Discord Kittens Xitter activity:

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I just checked right now and they aren't following each other on Xitter. Their e-relationship lasted approximately three months. To make matters worse, the Discord Kittens grandma started dying literally the same day as their breakup. Talk about shit luck:

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[A Hot Potato]

While I'm too busy to help out with actually doing the initial write up, I'd be willing to read a draft or two when things get that far.

More so in the creative side of the writing, gotta make it entertaining to read for people who don't give a shit about the 2hews.

 

[x3firehexx]

Yeah this guy needs a PG thread like immediatly.
Also, jannies if he does make a big fuss about it be sure to please fastrack his thread to lolcow and community feature it so he experiences the streisand effect first hand

 

[Stoner Miko]

Yeah this guy needs a PG thread like immediatly.
Also, jannies if he does make a big fuss about it be sure to please fastrack his thread to lolcow and community feature it so he experiences the streisand effect first hand

(I am mobilefagging right now so I can't timestamp it, but you get the idea)