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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 332 31.7%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 529 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.7%

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    1,046
You didn't want to see the Big Black Dragon get slain? It was quite the epic tale.
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Jeff has a fetish for giant black men, total cap. Burt claims 6" and I don't even think Burt was fully erect. Burt was like half mast, tops. Jeff just really wanted to play out his captured by a savage CNC in the jungle fantasy, and it all happened on Alex' bunk too haha.
 
Here's the actual audio
Doesn't sound African American or anything like how I'd expect one of Burt's family members to sound like. Given what Alex said on insta, this might be his wife calling again (or maybe even his daughter?)

Anyways, maybe I'm thinking too much about it and overestimating the wiggers, but after hopping into the stream briefly just now and based on how we saw the fish react to Ian's return earlier, could production be using Ian as a sort of audience surrogate? I know the tweet of Payton punching Frank has gotten quite a bit of normie attention, and over the last week or so I've noticed quite a few new watchers who claim to have found the show through the Big Brother hashtags since Fish Tank has started using them, so by giving the fish a natural excuse to exposition dump to someone who didn't experience the "actual" show and who they are comfortable enough around to talk openly about it, it might be a good way to help the new watchers better understand what has happened (aka the context for the clips they found fish tank through) without losing views to offsite stream-reuploads or recap channels.
 
Lmao Ben bragging about his big taco bell order while simbal eats popcorn for dinner.
That's basically his "are you jealous of me?" bit he's done in every season so far. I think in season 1 he asked someone if they were jealous of him because of his cool shoes (converses) and how he can leave the house whenever he wants, in season 2 it was because he had McDonald's I think and was just cool, and in 2.5 it was because he was the sheriff.

It's great every time.
 
It's exceedingly obvious that Jet and Ben are not good people. Seeing a desperate drug addict like Jeff be tortured and humiliated to breaking point solely for their entertainment is sadistic. Also, hearing Jet seethe at Mizzy today when she refused to publicly damage her own reputation in that retarded "darkest thing I ever did" challenge makes me suspect Franks relentless reign of terror at Mizzy today was intended as a punishment for her that I feel even Sam recognised as too much.

Sam on the other hand doesn't strike me as cruel or evil. He's fair in how he tests people and exposes them for who they really are; good or bad. Giving people opportunities to prove they can overcome adversity or improve themselves, or exposing liars and frauds and humbling them for it, all with absurdist comedy as a backdrop. That's where Fishtank shines. But the hardship and the chaos has to be justified otherwise its no better than your usual subversive Jewish garbage.

I don't want to watch the /r9k/ retards powertrip show, where he tortures people for ego and personal amusement and where show running decisions are made emotionally.

I want to watch the Sam show, where each modern day retard is tested and either moulded into something better or destroyed, all based on their own merits, and show running decisions are made objectively based on what would make a good story.
I think a lot of people are missing the mark of this post. I think it’s just the desire for Fishtank to remain good. Every season besides 2.5 has had the same problem. Once the pretence of the show being a proper game show is over, every season being with Frank hassling; the house no longer being cleaned up, and food becoming nothing but gurel. It just stops being a good watch.

Arguments shouldn’t be that it’s actually okay and fine for MDE to be bad people. That the contestants“ should have just read the contract better”. But the simple fact that keeping people stressed out and drunk for weeks isn’t a very fun viewing experience, and actually if Jet, Ben and Sam try to host an online reality show without relaying on puke, and people fighting they actually could make a 6 week work.

But no, Fishtank barrels into hell tank way too fast. its a bit like the MDE group just gives up and decides it’s time for them to play with their worst fantasies at the expense of the viewers. I know it’s because Fishtank doesn’t want to be a game show. They want the appeal to be the hell house. But the best moments are always when the show is a game. I just wish they could admit it to themselves as well. I think it’s fine to be known as the “edge big brother” but at least don’t have the conversion of Fishtank to hellhouse be a single week. Spread it out from week 3 all the way to the end, and the last day which is the giant game show day be the worst day. I felt season 1 kinda did this. With the last day being entirely in a single room, but then season 2’s ending wasn’t the worst day, and I’ll have to wait for season 3. Just sucks they are not following what I felt season 1 a good watch
 
I don't know about everyone else, but this season feels especially gross to me. I really hate that they tricked the fish into paying for Frank to leave when he obviously wanted off after getting more physical abuse than all the other seasons combined. Shady as shit if you ask me. Between that and the ball brothers I'm starting to hate production. It would make the season if Burt snapped and manhandled Jet and Ben.
 
I don't know about everyone else, but this season feels especially gross to me. I really hate that they tricked the fish into paying for Frank to leave when he obviously wanted off after getting more physical abuse than all the other seasons combined. Shady as shit if you ask me. Between that and the ball brothers I'm starting to hate production. It would make the season if Burt snapped and manhandled Jet and Ben.
You realize milking paypigs and Scam Hyde acting like a jewish hustler are two major running bits of the show? It's another avenue to fuck with the fish and poke fun at the fly-by-night nature of the whole operation. Did you get disgusted at the bit in 2.5 when Greg negotiates with Maro?
 
You realize milking paypigs and Scam Hyde acting like a jewish hustler are two major running bits of the show? It's another avenue to fuck with the fish and poke fun at the fly-by-night nature of the whole operation. Did you get disgusted at the bit in 2.5 when Greg negotiates with Maro?
Maru deserved it more imo for being a prissy bitch who does nothing

The only fish who does nothing (Binx) gets coddled
 
But no, Fishtank barrels into hell tank way too fast. its a bit like the MDE group just gives up and decides it’s time for them to play with their worst fantasies at the expense of the viewers. I know it’s because Fishtank doesn’t want to be a game show. They want the appeal to be the hell house. But the best moments are always when the show is a game. I just wish they could admit it to themselves as well. I think it’s fine to be known as the “edge big brother” but at least don’t have the conversion of Fishtank to hellhouse be a single week. Spread it out from week 3 all the way to the end, and the last day which is the giant game show day be the worst day. I felt season 1 kinda did this. With the last day being entirely in a single room, but then season 2’s ending wasn’t the worst day, and I’ll have to wait for season 3. Just sucks they are not following what I felt season 1 a good watch
Counterargument: You may just enjoy the first half of the season, and the second half of the season may not be for you. If it's going to be pure hell house in the last few weeks, I'll probably watch less. Which is a good thing, I need to sleep more and do other things.

But the first few weeks were pretty fucking great. No one would watch Famous House for three weeks, I'm sorry. That shit would have been boring. They couldn't have kept that together for three weeks. Also friends and family figure it out and force them to rugpull cast from the show. People find out. Also edgy Big Brother? Is that what we've been watching? I don't think Big Brother would ever get NEAR the point of a lispy Indian man breaking a bowl and screaming HOW CAN YOU SLAP while threatening to bring a man close to the point of death and circling him while the giant fat man cackles with his 911 back tattoo fully exposed.

It's just not Big Brother. It's a fucked up circus full of people that want to make $50k+. Some people really will endure anything to make it, others won't and go home. That's the show.

I don't know about everyone else, but this season feels especially gross to me. I really hate that they tricked the fish into paying for Frank to leave when he obviously wanted off after getting more physical abuse than all the other seasons combined. Shady as shit if you ask me.
Many of my recordings are 8 hours long, so I can't find it. It was either today or yesterday, but they (Sam, Jet and Ben, I think it was) were sitting around talking about how they had Frank stealing Fishbucks so that when the contestants left they wouldn't have to pay people on their way out.

They are avaricious af. They are pushing people as far as they can, and they do this every time; the difference is that they're doing it in a million-dollar house this time. Last time, it was in the woods, and I guess that was okay somehow. And maybe one time, people were in squidgames outfits, and that was more acceptable? I don't know. I always laugh when Jet comes out, and he talks about how people need to buy merch because they don't make money on the merch. The blanks for the hoodies I think he said were $35, but they cost $68. So they are making something on each, it's not a charity, Jet. He was going on about how they have mortgages and bills in his silly $800 boots, and I know everyone is always like "IT'S A BIT!" but hey, whatever.

And they want the fish to keep cleaning the house and gathering the balls so they can throw them back out there and make $25 each time they do their Ball Brothers bit. And they will, because the fish and the freeloaders want to get paid. This is the biggest thing any of them have going for them right now, except for Burt. Burt is an anomaly. And we'll keep watching, because it's something to do. It breaks up the monotony.
 
Many of my recordings are 8 hours long, so I can't find it. It was either today or yesterday, but they (Sam, Jet and Ben, I think it was) were sitting around talking about how they had Frank stealing Fishbucks so that when the contestants left they wouldn't have to pay people on their way out.

They are avaricious af. They are pushing people as far as they can, and they do this every time; the difference is that they're doing it in a million-dollar house this time. Last time, it was in the woods, and I guess that was okay somehow. And maybe one time, people were in squidgames outfits, and that was more acceptable? I don't know. I always laugh when Jet comes out, and he talks about how people need to buy merch because they don't make money on the merch. The blanks for the hoodies I think he said were $35, but they cost $68. So they are making something on each, it's not a charity, Jet. He was going on about how they have mortgages and bills in his silly $800 boots, and I know everyone is always like "IT'S A BIT!" but hey, whatever.

And they want the fish to keep cleaning the house and gathering the balls so they can throw them back out there and make $25 each time they do their Ball Brothers bit. And they will, because the fish and the freeloaders want to get paid. This is the biggest thing any of them have going for them right now, except for Burt. Burt is an anomaly. And we'll keep watching, because it's something to do. It breaks up the monotony.
The funniest thing the fish could do to fuck with production is to wreck the house as much as possible before they're made to stop. Alex B unironically mogged them with the coffee bit. If they're just gonna get scammed anyway they should have some fun with it. That's why it was refreshing to see Frank take some licks for once as well.
 
Maru deserved it more imo for being a prissy bitch who does nothing

The only fish who does nothing (Binx) gets coddled
You have no idea what anyone winds up getting paid in the end. And as far as I know there is no drama about wiggers stiffing their talent. Even though they lowball (Ian isn't getting paid lol) they pay what they agree to. Also you're a fucking retard because ethics and principles need to apply universally not just to the people you personally like.
 
Selling fentanyl doesn't cross any line for you? That guy is a piece of shit with zero respect for himself and others.
Being a drug addict is its own punishment. The guy has serious demons and torturing him like this isnt helping him nor society. They're making it more likely for this cunt to relapse and go back to selling fent, which is contrary to your concern.

Men have to be measured with how they mete out wrath, otherwise it stops serving a righteous purpose and becomes a weird gay Jewish fetish.

Sam is just as much an everyday sadist as Jet is, he just goes about it in a way you find acceptable. He will set the most horrific shit in motion, set back and watch it burn. He loves it. He can be funny, he can be entertaining, but that doesn't necessarily make him a good person. Enjoy him for what he is, and for what this is. But don't delude yourself.

There's nothing good-natured about Fishtank.
Don't misunderstand me; I enjoy cunts getting fucked with if they deserve it too. Seeing Alex go off the rails or Burt get brutalised by Frank was peak. I have zero sympathy for those two and was disappointed they went easy on Burt in the fight. But seeing a druggie get tortured by wiggers to the point of losing his mind is not that though.

It all comes down to whether it's justified or not. Sam is always righteous or justified when he tortures people, while Jet and Ben seem to be too stupid to recognise when they're crossing the line. Clearly there are sadists and haters out there who could justify torturing anyone, but most normal people with a conscience and standards require more than personal amusement or money alone to suffice as justification when it comes to this shit.

Anyway, my other major gripe is how they endlessly coddle Binx and Payton in comparison to Mizzy and Simbal. I don't want another Josie or TJ winner situation, where the quirky autist skates to victory by wigger incompetence. Hope Sam takes care of it better this time round.
 
Also you're a fucking retard because ethics and principles need to apply universally not just to the people you personally like.
Its not the same situation at all. They did that to Maru because he did nothing. He was being payed to do shit and he just didn't. The fish endured the hassling and Frank was gonna leave anyway, that's why its shady to take their money for that.
 
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